I'll be your Jonny on th' spot
I'll be your Jonny on th' spot
My daddy died and left me all he's got
I'll be your Jonny on th' spot
I get up early in the morn
I get up early in the morn
I slop the pigs and momma shucks the corn
I get up early in the morn
I got a Chevy with a Mopar cam
I've got a Chevy with a Mopar cam
I've got a Chevy with a Mopar cam
I'll be your Jonny on th' spot
I'll be you...
Are my lemons tied?
Is my hair in place?
Have I got a cute expression on my face?
Are my shoes all shined?
I'll try to keep in line
When I'm dancin' in the show tonight
Does my shuffle step
Really look so good?
Am I doin' it the way you think I should?
Would it be a miss
If I blew a kiss
When I'm dancin' in the show tonight?
Showtime now is getting nearer
And I'm getting scared
Wish I could se...
Baby, what have I done? Gone and left you, all alone
It's hard for me to sing this song
We've been together for so long
I think I know what my soul's got to say
And it won't hurt as bad, someday
It's gonna be alright, baby, it's gonna be alright, love
And if the mist ever lets the sun through
I'll just hope I did the right thing for me and you
Guess I'm ruled by my heart
Built a life and I tor...
I lick my brain in silence
Rather squeeze my head instead
Midget man provoking violence
Listen not to what I said
I said, please calm it down
Everything is turning brown
Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist
Of the worm like tips of tentacles expanding in my mind
I'm fine, accepting only fresh brine
You can get another drop of this, yeah, you wish
Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist
Of t...
Did you ever see a whale with a polka dot tail
Did you ever seen a man with eight fingers on his hand
Did you have to dry your eye when you saw that puppy fly
Oh no, tell me it ain't so
Have you ever tried to shrink like a ice cube in the sink
Have you ever tried to see what lies hidden in the tree
Have you ever made a flan and squished it in your hand
Oh no, tell me it ain't so
Billy
Have you...
Get off my ass, you wee bitty f***
If I pull out the Claymore you're shit outta luck
Who's that girl, that pretty young thing?
After I f*** her she'll get up and sing
Aye aye aye, sharpen your boots and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye, the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
Down to the pub for a two shilling Ale
The bread on the counter is going stale
If I don't get some fresh bread soon
Gonn...
Sitting alone in the den watching the eel
Help me find my way home watching the eel
Burrows its head in the sand, daylight has come
There shall be rest in a while, daylight has come
I can not repeal the words of the golden eel
Who can explain all these thoughts racking my mind
An endless barrage of shit racking my mind
The eel offered his sound I can't understand
Speaking it's truth from the b...
Hey little boy, what you got there?
Kind sir, it's a mollusk I've found
Did you find it in the sandy ground?
Does it emulate the ocean's sound?
Yes I found it on the ground
Emulating the ocean's sound
Bring forth the mollusk cast unto me
Let's be forever, let forever be free
Hey little boy come walk with me
And bring your new found mollusk along
Does it speaketh of the Trinity?
Can it gaze at ...
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