Where's my snare?
I have no snare in my headphones
There ya' go
Yeah, yo', yo'
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against, I have
I've been protested and demonstrated
Against, picket signs for my wicked rhymes
Look at the times, sick is the mind of the
Motherf***in' kid that's behind
All this commotion, emotions run deep as ocean's explodin'
Tempers flarin' from parents, just blow 'em o...
Oww, oww, oww
Oh, goddamn
I'm gonna fackin' come
Oh, shit
Fack, fack, fack
Fack I am
I am, I'm goin' to come
I'm comin'
I never seen no chick like this
This b**** can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my d***, of course it is
This b**** don't know what abortion is
So I can't cum in her
F***s like a porn star, looks like Jenna
F*** I'm gonna
Come I think my rubbers comin' off
But oh, it...
Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old
Fed up with life and the way things are going
He decides to rob a liquor store
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play
Alright, stop
Huh?
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
And try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence
But who are you?
I'm your motherf***in' co...
Whoo, hey, how you guys doin'?
You want more?
Alright, then shut up
Shoo bee doo
Shoo bee doo
Shoo bee doo
Shoo bee doo
Shoo bee doo
Shoo bee doo
Shoo bee doo
Shoo bee, snoo be dee bee bop
Girl
Girl, girl, girl
You're my world
World, world world
You're my girl
Girl, girl girl
You're my world
World, world, world
Here's a song for da ladies
Okay, guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright stop, pajama time
Come here little kiddies on my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap
And I don't mean rap as in a new case
Of child molestation accusates
Ah ah ah ah ah, no worries
Papa's got a brand ne...
Step by step, heart to heart
Left right left, we all fall down
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down like toy soldiers
Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win
But the battle wages on for toy soldiers
I'm supposed to be the soldier who never blows his composure
Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders
I am never supposed to show it, my crew ain't su...
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
Yeah,
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He o...
[Intro]
Yeah,
I know sometimes,
things may not,
always makes sense to you right now.
But hey,what'd daddy always tell you?
Straighten up little soldier.
Stiffen up that upper lip.
What you crying about?
You got me.
[Verse 1]
Halie I know you miss your mom,
And I know you miss your dad,
When I'm gone, but I'm tryin to give you the life that I never had
I can see your sad,
Even when you smile, e...
Hi, my name is, my name is
What? Who?
My name is Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, my name is
Huh? What?
My name is Slim Shady
Ahem, excuse me
Can I have the attention of the class
For one second?
Hi kids, do you like violence?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails
Through each one of my eyelids?
Uh, huh
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Yeah, yeah
Try 'cid and get f***ed up wors...
Shady, Aftermath
There she goes shakin' that on the floor
Bumpin' and grindin' that pole
The way she's grindin' that pole
I think I'm losin' control
Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunk, get buzzed up
Hit the strip club, don't forget ones, get the big funds
Get rubbed, zip it up, get wasted, sh face-ted
Pasted, blasted, puke, drink, throw up, get a new drink
Hit the bathroom sink, throw up
Wipe yo...
These ideas are nightmares for white parents
Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings
Like whatever they say has no bearin'
Its so scary in a house that allows no swearin'
To see him walkin' around with his headphones blarin'
Alone in his own zone cold and he don't care
He's a problem child what bothers him all comes out
When he talks about his f***in' dad walkin' out
...
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I?
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I?
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray...
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorce, throwin' he...
Whatever
Dre, just let it run
Aiyyo turn the beat up a little bit
Aiyyo, this song is for anyone, f*** it
Just shut up and listen, aiyyo
I sit back with this pack of zig zags and this bag
Of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be
The most meanest MC on this, on this earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works...
Yeah
It's my life
In my own words I guess
Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
And you know you are their armor
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'em
But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you
And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you?
Wha...
Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Guess who's back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back
I've created a monster
...