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Singles
Polly Darton by a country fence, looking over 13 carrots, laid out in a row
Polly Darton: Oh, hi there. My name is Polly Darton, and I'd like to sing a song for you, but I can't. The song I'd like to sing's called, "14 Carrot Love", but as you can see, I only have slowly counting carrots 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 carrots. Mm-hmm.
Benny Rabbit, with a carrot in his mouth, hops b...
Voice 1: I heard a bark. Go out and see what it is.
Voice 2: A bark?
Voice 1: Go on and see.
Voice 2: Okay, but it's awfully dark out here.
There might be a line here I don't recall. We see the light from a flashlight shining around. Suddenly, the sound of knocking into something is heard.
Voice 1: What happened? I heard a bump.
Voice 2: Oh, it's just me. I tripped over that broken chair.
Voic...
Did you ever wanna see what the birdies see?
Well I do
Did you ever wanna see what the birdies see?
Well I do
Birdies see from way up high
Because they hang out in the sky
Things sure look different, my-oh-my
When you see with a birdie's eye
the video is shown and the game is played
Things sure look different, my-oh-my
When you see with a birdie's eye
There's a brand new baby at Katie's house
There's a brand new baby at Katie's house
There's a brand new baby at Katie's house
A baby in her family
Now babies are very special
They need lots of care when they're brand new
But Katie is older and bigger
And she is special too
Spoken: I'm a big sister
You are a big sister.
Okay everybody, I'm gonna tell you about some birthday parties I've been to
And when I get to the "Happy Birthday" part, well,
I want you to say "Happy Birthday" the same way the animals said it at the party
Here we go
A cat had a birthday and all the cats came
To eat cat cake and play a cat game
To open cat presents and when they were through
They said "Happy Birthday" the way cats do
And the...
A face can be up
A face can be down
A face can be as funny as the face of a clown
A face can show just how you feel inside
When your eyes open up
And your smile opens wide
Your eyes could be brown
Your eyes could be blue
But there's never ever any other face just like you
When you're sad or crying
And you don't know what to do--
Somebody's face can happen along
And smile the sunshine back into...
Olivia: In the winter, springtime, and fall ...
In the summertime, I call you a friend for all seasons.
A friend, so many reasons why I like to be with you.
Just like nature, we change, too.
Here, I think David sings something, then repeats what Olivia sang
David and Olivia: Winter, spring, summer, fall.
I wanna spend 'em all with you.
Olivia: My friend
David and Olivia: Winter, spring, summer...
Be kind to the river
Be good to the trees
Smile at the sunshine
And bow to the breeze
Say "thanks for the perfume"
Of every flower you sniff
What a world
What a place
What a gift
Respect the deer and buffalo
The lion and tiger too
Be kind to dogs and pussycats
And they'll be kind to you
Take care of the forest
And fish in the sea
Look after the beetle
The ant and the bee
Say "thanks for the ra...
Henry: There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole.
Liza: So fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
So fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, fix it.
H: With what should I fix it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I fix it, dear Liza, with what?
L: With straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, with s...
A girl named Dinah lived in South Carolina
She wrote a letter to a friend in China
Dear Ling Lu,
How are you?
I love my bike.
Love, Dinah
The letter went out in the afternoon mail
It went by truck, it went by rail
It was a loaded on a boat on its way to China
All the way from South Carolina
When the letter got to China it was loaded on a van
And a man took the letter to Ling Lu San
Ling Lu wro...
A little bit at the beginning
A little more later on
Watching all the good things grow
That's how the world goes on
Take a look at the river
Pouring into the bay
And you see all the good things growing better every day
Well, take a look at a baby
Sleeping on his mama's arm
Plan to love him when he's small
Will grow him safe and strong
Take a look at the sunshine
Pouring out on the day
And you ...
I was feeling low, I was kinda blue
But that's all gone since I got something new
I got a new way to walk
Walk, walk
I got a new way to walk
Walk, walk
I got a new way to walk
And my new walk suits me fine
I got a new way to walk
Walk, walk
I got a new way to walk
Walk, walk
I got a new way to walk
And it makes my spirit shine
It's a little bit of strut and a lot of smooth
And a little bit of ...
When you want to hug somebody
Because they make you feel good
When you find that somebody
Lifts you up and makes you feel good
When you really mean "I'm sorry"
When you hurt somebody's feelings
Then you know that love's a feeling
That's a really good feeling to have
Love is what you feel
When you feel you want to sing
Love is what you feel
About your most favorite thing
Love is a feeling
Every...
Love is what you feel
When you feel you sing
Love is what you feel
About your most favorite thing
Love is a feeling
Everybody likes to feel
Yes love is a really good feeling to have
Love is what you feel
When you feel you want to sing
Love is what you feel
About your most favorite thing
Love is a feeling
Everybody likes to feel
Yes love is a really good feeling to have....
Yes love....is a rea...
A song from Kermit, to wish you well
To say I hope you're feeling absolutely swell
A song from Kermit, to send you cheer
To say I miss you and I wish that you were here
It may sound fairly croaky like it's not the song for you
But with every note there's a lump in my throat
So I hope you're listening to
A song from Kermit
To let you see
I hope we'll always be as close as we can be
And if you l...
This is a song without a reason a song without a rhyme
A song you sing because you feel like singing do do do do
Well you don't need rhyme or reason to sing a happy song
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
This is a song without a reason a song without a rhyme
A song that you can sing or hum or whistle do do do do
Well you don't need rhyme or reason to sing a happy song
do...
Are ya ready? Here we go...
Come on and do a dance with me
It's just a little step or two
I'll teach you how
We'll start right now
It's a very simple dance to do
First clap your hands, clap clap clap
Then stomp your feet stomp stomp stomp
It's a very simple dance to do
music speeds up slightly Wait I forgot to tell you
There's another little step or two
Turn around whee
And touch your toes gro...
Guy Smiley: Hi, this is Guy Smiley, and this here is Adrian. Adrian is a cute, orange, lady muppet, he hugs her
Adrian: giggle Hello
Guy: Adrian starts with the letter A, just like the alphabet. Here's a song about the way I feel about her.
Guy and Adrian start walking past a row of alphabet blocks. As he sings, he tosses each block to the ground.
Guy: sings A, you're adorable
B, you're so bea...
ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen
ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
I wish I knew exactly what I mean
It starts out like an "A" word as anyone can see
But somewhere in the middle it gets awful "QR" to me
ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
If I ever find out just what this word can mean
I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen
It might be kind o...
Spoken:
Neurotic Man: Oh, no, what do I do now?
Maria: Hello?
Neurotic Man: Oh, thanks for coming back, I have another problem
Maria: Another problem?
Neurotic Man: Yeah
Maria: What is it this time?
Neurotic Man: Look Everything It's all abierto
Sung:
Can't get my window to keep out the snow, 'cause it's abierto abierto
Can't keep warm when the cold wind blows, my coat's abierto abierto
Folks ...
Above it all, I love to fly
Above it all, there in the sky
The world below, above was I
I was above it all
Below, some folks slept in a house
Below those folks, there crept a mouse
Below the mouse, the beetle sat
Below is not where I was at
Above it all, I love to fly
Above it all, there in the sky
The world below, above was I
I was above it all
Below, some dudes went for a sail
Below those du...
When you've got a cold in your nose
And you stop to sniffle and blow
Don't let your sneeze get away from you
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-choo
Keep it to yourself, it's easy to do
Carry tissue when you go
On a bus out to a show
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-choo
Don't let your cold get away from you
Whether you're at home or school
Don't forget this simple rule
Don't give your cold to someone else
Ah-a...
spoken:
Okay, all you cats 'n kiddies, it's time for a little addition Can you dig it? Here we go Now ...
sung:
Adding is putting together, hmmm
Adding is just what you do
If I have one cookie and you have one cookie
Together they add up to two
One cookie and one cookie makes two cookies
One and one is two
That's two, whoo
Yeah, outta sight
Adding is putting together, hmmm
And I'm sure you wil...
An adventure is something we promise is going to excite you
Hahh-ah-ah-ah-ahh
An adventure is something as thrilling as it can be
Hahh-ah-ah-hah-ah-ah-ahhh
Adventures make wonderful stories and so we invite you, yeah
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooooh
To hear about something that happened to my friends and me.
Hah-ah-ah-ah-ah. Hah-ah-ah-ah-ahhhhhhhh. Oh
Spoken Here we go
Took off in Elmo's jet
his jet
A...
Amazingly
Beautiful
Creatures
Dancing
Excites the
Forest
Glade, in my
Heart how
I do
Jump like the
Kudo
Listen to the
Music so
Nice the
Organ
Plays.
Quietly
Rests the
Sleepy
Tiger
Under the
Vine tree at the
Water's side and
X marks the spot 'neith the
Yellow moon where the
Zulu king and I did hide.
spoken
Waylon Jennings: So you are the bird on the run, huh?
Big Bird: Oh, yeah And I can't wait to get back to my real home on Sesame Street I figure I can walk back there in, oh, about, uh, three hours.
Jennings: Three hours? More like three weeks, buddy.
Big Bird: Three weeks? Oh, no I'll never get home.
Jennings: Sure you will. You just gotta keep going. Pick up your feet and follow your b...
Listen up, America
We've got something great for you
It's something you can feel and breathe and even see right through
It isn't something you can smell
Or taste or eat or see
And please don't send us money --
It's absolutely free
Oh yes, it's air, air, air
It's the bargain of the day
Air, air, air
Doesn't look like much but, hey
It's handy when you're working
It's handy when you play
So get s...
You should see me tie my shoe
Hear me add up two and two
Things that I can do all by myself
I can take my bath alone
Draw a picture of my own
I used to need help from my mom and my father
Now that I'm big well I don't have to bother
I can button up my shirt
Use a spoon to eat dessert
Even reach the books way high on the shelf
There are so many things I can do all by myself
See me pour a glass ...
Sometimes I want to get away
Off someplace where I can play
All by myself
Well, why not?
Sometimes I just need the time
To think about stuff while I'm
All by myself
I do it a lot
Well, why not?
Got my hat on my head,
Got my scarf round my neck,
I'm all dressed up and ready to go.
Got my earmuffs on my ears to keep me warm;
Galoshes on my feet to weather the storm.
Oh, got my coat on my back,
Got my gloves on my hands,
No matter now if winter winds blow;
'Cause with my hat on my head,
And my scarf round my neck,
I'm all dressed up and ready to go.
Got my galosh on my head,
Got my glov...
Big Man [bellows throughout his lines]: Hey you
Nebbish: Yes?
Big Man: A B C-D-E
Nebbish: Please don't shout at me.
Big Man [rips a daisy out of the ground without permission]: F G H-I-J
Nebbish: Won't you please go away?
Big Man [plucks petals off the daisy as he names each letter]: K L M-N-O
Nebbish: Really, sir, I wish you'd go.
Big Man: P Q R-S-T
Nebbish: Why do you keep bugging me?
Big Ma...
Background voices: A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P,
Q, R, S,
T, U, V,
W, X, Y, Z
Alphabet jungle
Alphabet jungle
Alphabet jungle
Let me take you to the
Alphabet jungle
Follow me from A to Z
Little girl: A is swinging like an ape
B gives a big bad roar
C is swimming by a crocodile
Wait, there's a whole lot more
D takes a dive
E's getting splashed
By an elephant and his trunk
F an...
Narrator: While fishing for dinner one day,
a boy caught a big letter A.
He then caught a B,
a C, D, and E,
and an F, G, H, I, J and K.
Unhappy, the boy sat and thought--
Boy: I can't eat these letters I caught
I must catch some fish
to fill up my dish [holds up an empty bowl],
or my whole afternoon is for naught
Narrator: But as soon as his hook hit the sea,
he caught L, M, N, O and P
and a Q...
A black girl runs up and down a hallway filled with doors.
The animated effect on the doors has letters floating behind them all.
On the last line, she finds a door with one letter on it, reads it and then opens it to begin her latest adventure.
Short and sweet but I've had a LOT of requests for it.
Doorways up and down the hall
Wonder what's behind them all?
Doors that lead to anywhere
Got to...
spoken: Animal Department Store, elevator going down
the same voice says the parts in brackets
A kitty and a cat with mittens brand new
Got into an elevator top floor
Then there were two
1, 2
Two little animals feeling carefree
A bull came from market
Then there were three
1, 2, 3
Three little animals waiting to arrive
In came a mule and a mare
And then there were five
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Five littl...
Kid: How much for the car?
Man: Fifty bucks.
Kid: Will you fix the fenders, light and stuff?
Man: See that sign? It says AS IS. That means you get it exactly the way you see it--AS IS. Fifty bucks, and it's yours.
Kid: Five dollars.
Man: Thirty-five.
Kid: Ten.
Man: Thirty.
Kid: Fifteen.
Man. Sold
At that, the car promptly falls to pieces.
Kid: I want it AS WAS
Now Billie Bob asked Betty Lou to go out for a ride
Said he'd come on over, wait for him outside
Well somehow she forgot to ask some more about this ride
Or you can bet that Betty Lou would sure have stayed inside
Ooooh, ya gotta ask some questions
That's how you get to know
If you'll be riding in a car, or on a buffalo
Ooooh, ya gotta ask some questions
Whenever there's a doubt
That you're wo...
B is for bubble
Bubble, bubble, bubble
B is for bubble
Bubble, bubble, bubble
B is for bubble and bubblegum
And B is for brother who brought you some
And B is better than any letter for bubblegum
Repeat as a round
B or not a B?
That is the question.
Whether 'tis the second letter of the alphabet, or some other merry letter.
He raises the letter B and gazes upon it
B or not a B?
This letter doth have a stiff, straight back.
And the word "back" begineth with B
B or not a B?
This letter doth have two bumps in the front.
And I reckon the word "bump" begineth with B
Zoons, the word "begineth" begineth with B...
Baby Fats: My Mama said
Mama: Hey baby
Gotta get that blanket clean
Baby Fats: And then she threw my blankie
In the big old washing machine
Now my blankie's in the washer
And I got the Baby Blankie Blues
Baby Chorus two babies that pop up behind Baby Fats: Waaa waaa waaa waaa
Mama: Yeah, yeah
Baby Fats: I said my blankie's in the washer
And I got the Baby Blankie Blues
Baby Chorus: Waaa waaa w...
spoken
Elmo: Oh, hello everybody Well, guess what? We're gonna sing a silly song about a silly cow -
Telly: And a silly duck Ready, cow?
Elmo: Ready, duck
they laugh, music starts, they start singing
Telly: I remember the first word I said
Mom was putting me to bed
And as she kissed me on my brow
I said something I picked up from a cow
I said "MOO"
Elmo: "Moo?"
Telly: Yes indeed, I said "moo"
...
One bat hanging in the steeple
One bat flies in through the door
That makes two bats in my belfry
WONDERFUL
spoken But wait, there's more ...
Two bats hanging in the steeple
One bat flies in through the door
That makes three bats in my belfry
WONDERFUL
spoken But wait, there's more ...
goes on and on, 'till you fall out of your belfry
A is for alligator
B is for bayou
C is for cyprus trees
D is the dew
E is for everything like
F ferns or
G grass that's
H home to you
I is for insects
J for juniper
K kelp
L log
M is the moon
N is noontime
O is for otter
P for possum he'll be sleeping soon
Q is quicksand that's very tricky
R rushes
S snakes
T tar that gets you sticky
U is the universe that's
V vast and
W wide
X marks the spot ...
D, D, D, D
Doowa, doowa
D, D, D, D
Doowa, doowa
Oh D, oh D
Won't you be my special D
Oooo, oooo, oooo
Oh D, oh D
Won't you be my special D
When you're near me I'm delighted
When you leave me I'm depressed
That's why I've decided
I want you to be my special D
Oooo, oooo, oooo
Oh D, oh D
Won't you be my special D
Oooo, oooo, oooo
D, D, D, D
Doowa, devine
Be mine, be mine
Without you there'd be n...
Beedly-doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo,
Elmo knows a little secret for whenever things go wrong,
It makes you feel much better when a bad day comes along.
Just take a breath, lift up your head, and stand up tall and strong,
Let out a big BE-DOODLE, as you sing this little song.
OH...
Bedoodly-dum, bedoodly-dum, bedoodly-dum-dee-ay,
Bedoodly-dum, bedoodly-dum, it's such a good thing...
Muppet 1 sung: If it says one, then I go beep.
If it says two, then I go beep beep.
If it says three, then I go beep beep beep.
And that's the way it's done.
Muppet 2 spoken: Yeah, but what if it says four?
Muppet 1 sung: I go beep beep beep beep, nothing more.
Muppet 2 spoken: But what if it says more than four?
Muppet 1 sung really fast: Then I go Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep-
into incompreh...
This is the very beginning
This is the once upon a time
Somebody's starting something
These are the opening lines
"Seymour is waking up
He's wearing striped pajamas
He's jumping out of bed all smiles, he yells
'This is the beginning' "
Yes every story has a beginning, middle and an end
And when it's over we can go back and tell it all again
Yes every story has a beginning annnnnnnd....
This is...
Boy: I think I'm lost.
He comes to a house with a face. It flashes a bunch of colors for a moment and makes a strange sound.
Boy: I'm lost, I know it. I'm really lost.
He passes more stuff, including a fountain with bird heads that spew water and tilt up, then down.
Boy: I don't like it here. I must really be lost good. A mysterious man with a yo-yo suddenly appears in front of him. Wow
Yo-Yo ...
[Garrotines Kermit the Frog herr?, anda todas O?d lij? to tela o? a lit? bit abat? the color gran?. Do o? kanes hatos gran?? [ci? m?sica] Ella I ama foro e?e hongo. You ese, fragosa are gran?, anda I'm a freg?. And hato menas I'm gran?, o? ?se?]
It's nota hato ensay beb?' gran?
Hanega to sopeando ech? ay the color uf the laves
When I tahe?a ita coluda be nacer? bingo red ora yelmo ora golf
Ora...
Oh what a joy
Watching life passing by and
Being a pig
What could compare
To a home in a sty and
Being a pig
Days are sunny and rosy
Things are comfy and cozy
With all the piggies around
What greater joy could be found
Wallow awhile
In the mud that's my style
And being a pig
Slurping that slop
Hey to me that's the top
And being a pig
And when Mama is able
She sets a fine table
We gather around...
Oh you can be what you want to be,
See what you want to see,
Believe in yourself,
Believe in yourself.
Go where you want to go,
Do what you want to do
Believe in yourself,
Believe in yourself.
Some folks try to tell you there are things you shouldn't do
You're not strong enough or smart enough at all,
But what seems right to them quite often
Might be wrong for you,
So be sure you try to climb
...
Bert writing a letter with a pencil: "Dear Mister Rogers, I wish you would send me ..."
Ernie entering: Boy, it's a hot one today, Bert Bert doesn't answer Bert? Oh, he's writing a letter. I won't bother him. Louder I won't bother you, Bert Bert looks up, sighs, and continues writing I'll just get the electric fan and turn on some cool air. Gets the fan and turns it on Oh, there, that's better...
Bert: Ernie .... Ernie .... Ernie, I'm tired of that program .... Ernie, we've been watching television all day [or for several hours?] and I'd like to play a record now .... Ernie?
Ernie: Shh, Bert Keep it down, I'm trying to watch television.
Bert: Okay, smart guy, you watch your ol' TV. I'm going to play a record anyway.
[Bert promptly marches back to the record player, starts playing jazzy...
Ernie: Bert? Bert, it's dark.
Bert rolls over: Ernie, did you wake me up just to tell me it's dark?
Ernie: Yeah, Bert, it's really dark.
Bert: Well, of course it's dark, Ernie. It's supposed to be dark. It's night out.
Ernie: No, Bert, I mean it's really dark. Goes to the window. See, the lights are all out on Sesame Street.
Bert goes to the window: Hey, you're right, Ernie, it's really dark. ...
Once upon a time, there lived a boy named Bert. One day Bert traded the family bicycle for a bag of magic beans.
But Bert's buddy, Ernie, looked in the bag and said, "Beans? Blah How boring." And he threw the boring beans out the back window.
Immediately, the beans began to bloom. By breakfast, they had blossomed into a big, beautiful beanstalk.
When Ernie saw the beanstalk he said, "Look. A b...
Bert: "18 .... 19 ..... 20 .... Boy, those exercises are great, Ernie, I'm gonna turn the light off now though."
Ernie: "OK, Bert."
Bert: yawns "OK, Ernie ... G'night now sleep tight.."
Ernie: "G'night Bert ... sweet dreams."
Bert: "OK...g'night."
Sound of water dripping
Bert: "Hey uh...Hey Ern....Ernie?"
Ernie: "What?"
Bert: "You uh, hear that? Sounds like water dripping, you know?"
Ernie: "I...
Bert's alone in bed, Ernie's bed is empty and Bert says:
This is great Ernie's sleeping over at The Count's tonight so I have the place all to myself. For once, I know he's not going to wake me up. No surprises, just peace and quiet. I'll just settle in under my blanket and go to sleep.
Music starts playing
Perhaps I spoke too soon
Door opens and sheep start coming in the room
Sheep: Baaa, com...
Ernie: coming in from the left Hey Bert Bert, the place looks great You've been cleaning house, haven't you?
Bert: Yeah, I have. It - it looks okay, huh?
E: Mm-hmm. Wonderful.
B: Okay. You know why I'm concerned?
E: shaking head Uh-uh.
B: 'Cause my brother Bart is coming to visit today.
E: No kidding
B: Yeah.
E: Hey, I've always wanted to meet your brother Bart
B: Yeah, well, look, he's gonna ...
I got this pain that I just can't deal with
How I wish I had somebody to go and eat oatmeal with
Oh gee, I really need a friend to play with me
I'd give him friendship and affection
I'd even let him come and see my paper clip collection
Oh gee, I sure could use a friend to play with me
In line he'd gladly stand
To watch a marching band
Or buy some saddle shoes laugh
He'd worship argyle socks, ...
Look at them
And look at us
One is Francine
One is Gus
Lots of people
Think they're boring
But we don't
Not us
He is gray
And so is she
You like pigeons
Just like me
Lots of people
Think we're silly
But I don't
Not me
We go for the same kind
Of music
Any old rousing march
Will do
We both like the same
Kind of oatmeal
It's no good without
A lump or two
Watch them soar
Up to the sky
They are fly...
B: yawn Oh boy...It's time for nap...am I tired yawn
Bert gets all comfortable in bed and begins to snore
E: Bert Oh Bert Ol' buddy Bert? Hey Bert..Where are ya Bert?
sees Bert in bed
Oh Mmmm...You know it is just possible that my old buddy Bert is asleep.
For one thing, he's lying down, which he usually does when he is asleep.
For another thing his eyes are closed..yeah.
And for another thing...
Big Bird and Snuffy: Best friends, best friends
Buddies right to the end friends
Big Bird: I'll be the trumpet
Snuffy: I'll be the drum
Big Bird: I'm tan-tan-ta-rah
Snuffy: I'm dum-dum-dum
catching himself Um, wait a minute, Bird
I want to be tan-tan-ta-rah
Big Bird: Sorry, next time
Big Bird and Snuffy: We share the see-saw
We share the slide
Gabby and Miles: When we play hide and seek
Miles:...
When there's cheese in the middle
Of two slices of bread
It's between, between
And when you slip into the sheets
Of your comfy bed
You're between, between
Whenever that is on that side
And this is on this
Right there in the middle
Is right between sis
Between, between, between, between
When you're driving in a car
Inside the painted lines
You're between, oooh between
And if there's cream insid...
Spoken:
Lead Squirrel: Now we're gonna sing a song for you, about a bird we all know who doesn't fly. Right girls?
Other Squirrels: Right
Sung:
Big Bird doesn't fly
No, no
Big Bird doesn't fly
No, no
Big Bird doesn't fly
No, no
Big Bird doesn't fly
Big Bird: I don't fly
Squirrelles: Big Bird doesn't fly
Big Bird: I don't fly, I just walk on by
Squirrelles: Big Bird doesn't fly
No, no
Big Bird ...
The earth's a Big Blue Marble
When you see it from out there
The sun and moon declare
Our beauty's very rare
Folks are folks and kids are kids
We share a common name
We speak a different way
But work and play the same
We sing pretty much alike
Enjoy spring pretty much alike
Peace and love we all understand
And laughter, we use the very same brand
Our differences, our problems
From out there th...
We're three big kids
Tough as rocks
Meanest dudes on the whole block
So it may come as quite a shock
That when we're feeling sad and blue
We big kids cry boo-hoo
Yes we do
Yes we do
We big kids cry boo-hoo
Boo-hoo, wah-wah, sob-sob, sniff
Boo-hoo, wah-wah, sob-sob, sniff
Boo-hoo, wah-wah, sob-sob, sniff
We can cry loud
We can cry low
And we want everyone to know
That when you're feeling down o...
Eyes are nice, and so are lips
And also hair and finger tips
But dearer to my heart
Is my favorite body part
I love a big round nose
A nose to smell a rose
I love a nose that's cute
And sweet and small
A nose that helps you sneeze
A nose to give a little squeeze
Yes, I'm fond of almost any nose at all
Oh, I love a turned up nose
Just give me one of those
A nose to breathe the air
So clear and ...
Well, you can count my tie one tie
Well, you can count my shirt one shirt
Well, you can count my eyes one, two
Oh my dessert ?? one, two
Well, I don't care what you choose
But you've got to count my blue suede shoes gotta gotta
That's one, two
Blue suede shoes blue suede shoes
Three, four, five
Baby, blue suede jive blue suede jive
Six, seven, eight
Blue suede's great blue suede's great
Nine, ...
You pick yourself a berry
And you put it in a bucket
Pick yourself another
Plump and juicy and new
Pick yourself a handful
Too yummy for the bucket
Squoosh 'em in your mouth
Until it all turns blue
You've got blueberry mouth
Yummy blueberry mouth
Juicy blueberry mouth
Nothing so squooshy and sweet
Pick yourself a berry
Save it in a basket
Pick 'em in the sunshine
All golden and hot
Pick yourse...
Feel your fingers, feel your toes
Grab your elbow, pinch your nose
Touch your ankle, tap your knees
Give your chin a little squeeze
You'll feel something hard inside
And it can not be denied
What you feel seems hard as stone
And it's something called the bone
Oh there are bones, bones, bones, bones
Bones inside of you
Bones, bones, bones, bones
More than just a few
So many you can count them
A...
When we're roamin' the streets and we see one car
We always add one and make it two
It don't matter why we like to add one and one
Out here it's the thing to do
Now some say that screaming one plus one all night
Means we're thoughtless, cruel, and bad
But kids like you and me baby, we were born to add
Yes, sir, we were
As we keep on wandering we see two trash cans
So we add one and make it thr...
Me want a soft boiled cookie
And a glass of cookie juice on the side
Or for a change one morning
Me will have cookies scrambled or fried
It isn't hard each morning
To keep me satisfied
Just give me a soft-boiled cookie
And a glass of cookie juice on the side
Sometimes I have a bowl of some crunchy cereal
I'd even have some orange juice too
On other days my favorite is boiled eggs and toast
And...
Maria: You use a brush to brush your hair
Singers: Brush brush boogie
Luis: You use a brush to paint a chair
Singers: Brush brush boogie
Maria: Hair
Singers: Brush brush
Luis: Chair
Singers: Brush brush
Hair, chair, everywhere
Brush brush boogie
Mr. Handford: To give your pots and pans a scrub
Singers: Brush brush boogie
Herry: Relaxin' in the tub
Singers: Brush brush boogie
Mr. Handford: Scru...
Oh, when I'm in my bubbly tub
A funny thing happens to me when I scrub
I splash and I wash and then it comes along
And soon I'm a'gigglin' and a'singin' this song
Oh a bubble on my snuffle
While I'm taking my bath
A bubble on my snuffle
Is making me laugh
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Ho, ho, he
A bubble on my snuffle
Is tickling me
I said, a bubble on my snuffle
Is tickling me
It's the silliest sight you've...
Meet me at the bus stop
Down on the corner by the Five and Dime
Meet me at the bus stop
We'll have a real good time
At the bus stop
That's where the bus stops
You can get a ride to most anywhere
At the bus stop
That's where the bus stops
Hey won't you meet me down there?
You call Sally, I'll call Sue
We'll catch the bus to the Central Park Zoo
Hey don't delay, please do it right away
No need t...
Ernie: Bert? Hey, Bert? Bert?
Bert: Ernie, what is it? I'm trying to sleep.
Ernie: Hey, Bert, did you ever think about all the things you like?
Bert: Well sure, Ernie, but not now, huh?
Ernie: Yeah but, just tell me something you like, Bert.
Bert: Ernie, I'm trying to sleep.
Ernie: Oh come on, Bert, just one. Just name one thing that you like okay? Name just one.
Bert: Alright, Ernie, I'll try...
Butterfly ...
Butterfly ...
Orange and black, bright dusty wing
Flutter through fields where the summer birds sing
Blown like a paper, hour by hour
Over the grass, from flower to flower
Butterfly ...
Butterfly ...
When flowers close and darkness grows deep ...
When children run home and stars start to peep ...
When it is nighttime, where do you sleep, butterfly?
Butterfly ...
?, soft as a rose...
By a garden wall
Stood a rabbit tall
Eating grapes so small
Wearing shoes and all
To the mill he dashed,
In the water splashed
And he said, "Come in"
To the doggie and the penguin.
I can't stop stop stop
The way I yawn yawn yawn
When a Y Y Y
Comes along
O's OK so so
A's alright or as it goes
All the letters from A to Z
None of them compares to C
C drives me crazy C C
Like no letter around C C
C drives me crazy
And I can't calm myself down
C makes cookie cookie cookie
C makes cat cat cat
C makes camel camel camel
X can't do that
C climbs high so high
C can cruise
Other le...
[Now what starts with the letter C?
Cookie starts with C
Let's think of other things
That starts with C
Oh, who cares about the other things?]
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for ...
Oh, the sky has turned grey,
And the world seems sad and blue.
All the laughter's gone away.
Guess there's just one thing to do...
reaches down and, grinning, pulls out a great big cookie
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C
she is joined by a choir
C is for cook...
Oh, Calcutta Joe was a modern rhino
Who spun sweet and low on his mellow oboe
While Flo the Hippo stood up on her big toe
And swung her yoyo way up high and down low
A crow and her beau
Flew in from Ohio
And danced the fandango in the meadow below
The crows, the hippo and Calcutta Joe
All stood in a row and sang "Bo-de-oh-doe"
Together they sang, "Bo-de-oh-doe"
We all live in a capital I
In the middle of the desert
In the center of the sky.
All day long we polish up the I
To make it clean and shiny
So it brightens up the sky.
Rubbing it here
And scrubbing it there.
Polishing the I
So high in the air.
And as we work we sing a lively tune
"It is great to be so happy on a busy afternoon."
And when we're through with the day's only chore,
We go into the ...
Out of his secret garden somewhere in New Jersey comes your newest favorite super hero
It is I, Captain Vegetable
With my carrot, and my celery
Eating crunchy vegetables is good for me
And they're good for you, so eat them too
For teeth so strong, your whole life long
Eat celery and carrots by the bunch
Three cheers for me, Captain Vegetable
Crunch, crunch, crunch
My name is Andy
I love candy
...
I know a tropical island
Where the Mango moon and Banana sun shine
And on this tropical island
There lives a cousin of mine
Sometimes he lives in the water
Sometimes he lives on the land
Sometimes he likes to go sun himself
On soft Caribbean sand
He's a Caribbean Amphibian
He likes to hop in the tropical sea
Caribbean Amphibian
A frog in a coconut tree
The flying fish and the turtles
They've s...
Do you remember days not so very long ago
When the world was run by people twice your size?
And the days were full of laughter
And the nights were full of stars
And when you grew tired you could close your eyes
Yes the stars were there for wishing
And the wind was there for kites
And the morning sun was there for rise and shine
And even if the sniffles kept you
Home from school in bed
You coul...
We're the celery bunch
And we love to crunch crunch
Celery, celery
Now you don't need a fork
And you don't need a spoon
You can munch on it all afternoon
Celery, celery
You can dip it in cheese or peanut butter
Eat it all day, go ask your mother
"What about celery, what about celery"
She'll tell you it's good for your digestive system
Fiber is good you know
And what we love
Most of all
Is that...
Was a time when I did not eat cereal oh no
background singer monsters--- Oh No
I had never tasted it
Had never tried it sooo
Then one day my Dad said have some cereal with me
with me
Cereal tastes really good and it's healthfull you'll see
I said I'll taste it, I'll give it a whirl
And now I am a cereal girl
I said I'll taste it, I'll give it a whirl
And now I am a cereal girl
First I tried co...
Neurotic Man frantically looks around his kitchen, there's a knock on the door, he goes to open it. but, if he could open the door, why couldn't he...? Oh, nevermind
Spoken:
Maria: Hi.
Neurotic Man: Hi
Maria: I'm Maria from the Fix-It Shop, you called me?
Neurotic Man: Yeah, come in, quick, I've got a real emergency here
Maria: What's the problem?
Neurotic Man: What's the problem? What's the p...
A pig, wearing a farmer outfit and holding a banjo, is sitting under a tree. If you look carefully, you can see the outlines of six chickens in the leaves of the tree.
Pig: singing Oh, there are chickens in the trees,
There are chickens in the trees.
Won't you listen to me, please?
briefly, the chickens flutter about in the branches
There are chickens in the trees.
Rooster: entering from the r...
I eat with chopsticks
Can you eat with chopsticks
Just pick up your chopsticks
And I'll teach you how
Some people use chopsticks
They always use chopsticks
So try out your chopsticks
Right now
Two little sticks
They're made out of wood
And they help you
To pick up your lunch
Your lunch
And if you practice
Then you'd get good
And you'll find you can pick up
A bunch to munch
Eat noodles with cho...
See the sun up in the sky
Well, it's a circle
See a hula hoop roll by
Well, it's a circle
See the sun up in the sky
See a hula hoop roll by
Round as a fresh baked apple pie
And it's a circle
See a wheel on a roller skate
Well, it's a circle
See a cookie on a plate
Now that's a circle
See a wheel on a roller skate
See this cookie on a plate
Boy, this cookie sure is great
And it's a circle
See t...
Bert: [Ernie Ernie I've discovered something FANTASTIC Listen ... CLINK
Ernie: That's fantastic, Bert
Bert: Yeah, yeah That's ME hitting this tin can with a spoon. And listen, this is .. this is me hitting this pan with a spoon ... CLANK pleasant sigh
Ernie: Well, that's very interesting, Bert ..
Bert: Yeah. Now, I shake the tin can .. RATTLE .. you see, it's got MARBLES inside
Ernie: Uh-huh, ...
Oh, hear that chicken pluck
Makes me wanna cluck
As with her beak those strings she's pickin'
So shuffle your feet
Flaps your arms to the beat
'Cause it's the clucky clucky chicken
Clucky clucky chicken
Clucky clucky chicken
Cluck, cluck
Clucky clucky chicken
Now shuffle your feet
Flap your arms to the beat
'Cause it's the clucky clucky chicken
Oh, clucky clucky chicken
Clucky clucky chicken
C...
Workers:
Co-operation ... makes it happen
Co-operation ... working together
Dig it
Co-operation ... makes it happen
Co-operation ... working together
Muppet In Shades:
I saw these crazy dudes
And they went out on the street
They were cleanin' out the empty lot
And makin' it neat
I said, "Man is this cool
What you tryin' to do?"
They said, "Makin' a garden
For me and for you."
They said:
All:
H...
It's very very cold
It's very very chilly
My teeth are really chattering
And this is really silly
I'm absolutely freezing
And getting awfully numb
This shivering and shaking
Is getting awfully dumb
At times I have been warm
And often even hot
But boy I gotta tell you
That now I sure am not
My skin has got goose pimples
And as you can suppose
My fingers are like icicles
And all my toes are froz...
First turtle: Come follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow me.
Second turtle: Whither shall I follow, follow, follow?
Whither shall I follow?
Follow me
Third turtle: To the redwood, to the redwood, to the redwood,
Redwood tree
He's shaggy, he's blue
And he knows how to chew - COOKIE
Can you dig it?
You think you can munch,
Brother, you're out to lunch
Compared with - COOKIE
Did someone say "Lunch?"
You can give him the sun,
You can give him the moon.
But me trade them both in
For just one big macaroon
Let's hear it COOKIE
Yeah for Cookie
Don't try to outeat him,
There's no way you can beat him
Not COOKIE
Me the Grea...
Girl: It's my cookie
Boy: It is not, it's mine
Girl: No, it's my cookie
Cookie Monster: Dum-de-dum-dum-dum ... What seem to be problem?
Girl: Well, there's only one cookie here and we both want it.
Boy: Yeah and it's mine
Girl: It is not It's my cookie I saw it first
Boy: Yeah, but --
Cookie Monster: Hold on, me will decide who get cookie.
Girl: Are you kidding??
Boy: Yeah, you're the Cookie M...
Cookie Monster: Shouting Wow, look at all these books Me no seen so many books before
Librarian: Shhhh
Cookie Monster: Whispering Oh, yeah, yeah, right.
Cookie walks toward the desk, and stumbles over something. You hear a metal container falling over.
Cookie Monster: surprised Whoop
Librarian: Quietly Quiet, please.
Cookie Monster: Whispering I did not see de wastebasket.
Librarian sort of no...
When Old MacDougal blow his bugle, me I, me I google
With a google, google here, and a google, google there
Here a google, there a google, everywhere a google, google
When Old MacDougal blow his bugle, me I, me I google
Pretty day
Sunny sky
Lovely pictures
Dance in your eyes
It all seems so right
It all seems so rare
Summer soft
Sudden breeze
Watch the wind
Play tag in the trees
The world is so bright
So perfectly fair
Lovers sing
Children dance
For a minute
We've got a chance
Why couldn't we fly
I know we'd get by
Sunny sky
Pretty day
Just a push
And we're on the way
Yes couldn't we ride
Side by side
Why cou...
You told me you could count
You said there's nothing to it
Well, if you're so good at counting
Let me hear you do it
1...2...3...
Mercy, is that the best you can do?
You've got to count it higher count it higher
I'd like to know who told ya you could stop at 3
You've got to count it higher count it higher
Baby, if you want to count with me
Let me hear you count again now
1...2...3...higher
4.....
The Count: Well your nose is one
Your eyes are two
Put them together
That makes three, it's true
With five fingers on each hand
You're a counting wonderland
How I love to count on you
Loretta Lynn : I'm one happy girl
You and I make two
I count the hours
'Till I'm here with you
When you count to number three
I'm in heaven, can't you see
Darlin', you can count on me
Count on me
You can always c...
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, a-oo doo-wah
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, a-oo doo-wah
Oh, baby count up to nine for me
Oh, baby count up to nine for me
Oh, baby count up to nine for me today
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Oh, baby make the world fine for me
Oh, baby make the sun shine for me
Oh, baby count up to nine for me today
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
I know you can count up to seven
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...
The Count: Oh, Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner
If you like home cookin' try it Transylvanian style
At Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner
Come inside and open wide, it's love at first bite
Ernie: Let me see...
I'll have a number four - the one minute egg
And three strips of bacon on the side
Wait a minute...
On second thought, I'll have some ...
Counting is wonderful,
Counting is marvelous,
Counting's the best thing to do.
Counting is happiness,
Counting is ecstasy,
I love to count, don't you?
You can count when you're happy
1 2 3 4
You can count when you're sad
1 2 3 4 5
Or count when you're frightened
1 2 3 4 5 6
Count when you're mad
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
ARCH
Counting is wonderful,
Counting is marvelous,
Counting's terrific and how
I ...
See a tree grow through the sidewalk
An amazing thing to see
In the city, through the sidewalk
Grows a country kind of tree
And the leaves go green in summer
Make a cool and shady space
For the people who are passing
And the street's a better place
There is country in the city
Look around and you will see
Pigeons pecking on the pavement
Squirrel running up a tree
There is country in the city
F...
We are a couple of grouches
Singing a wonderful song
Some of the notes are just perfect
But some of the notes are all wrong
La la-la la-la-la
La la-la la-la-la
La la-la la-la-la la-la
We are a couple of grouches
Singing a wonderful song
Proud if you say it is rotten
And happy if you sing along
La la-la la-la-la
La la-la la-la-la
La la-la la-la-la la-la
Voice: In the early days of the West, the peaceful town of Sniddler's Gulch was threatened by one of the meanest desparados of all time, Cowboy X, a man who left his mark everywhere
Cowboy X comes riding into town with a branding iron in one hand marked with the letter X.
Frightened Looking Man: It's Cowboy X
Cowboy X: Letter X Letter X Yipee he stamps an X
Voice: Cowboy X left X's everywhere ...
Male Voiceover: Birds in the sky an eagle flies
Beasts on the land a buffalo walks by
Fish in the sea closeup of a fish face
And bugs in your hand a hand holding a caterpiller
It's the Sesame Street Creature Feature an owl blinks
This part changes for each animal
Male Voiceover: Today's creature is the pig
Female Voiceover: I'm a pink little porker
With a pink little snout
And a pretty little ...
There's someone that I care for
Gee, the one I need is you
A chum who's always there for me
If skies are grey or blue
Your precious little picture
Is a fixture in this frame
I love to sit and stare at it
And softly spell your name
D means you're delightful and delicious and so dear
U says I'm undone by what you do
C is for the cute way that you squeak into my ear
K is for the kick I get from y...
D, D, D, D
Daddy dear, oh daddy dear
Do dogs have dreams, do ducks have ears?
Do dragons dance, why do gophers dig holes?
Do gophers dress up in their dirty clothes?
D, D, D, D
Dogs dream of meat and their dreams are delicious
Ducks do have ears but they don't do the dishes
Gophers dig holes to hide their candy bars
Dragons don't dance and they don't smoke cigars
D, D, D, D
Daddy dear, oh dadd...
Sometimes I have trouble
Falling asleep
But it's not so bad
Not again
I don't worry
Ooooooh
And I don't weep
In fact I'm glad....
Be-cause I get up off my pillow
And I flip on the li-ight
Turn the light back off
I get down and get hip
In the still of the night
I stretch and I yawn and then I breathe real deep
Ernie
And dance myself to sleep
Ooooh, why me?
I hoof around my beddie
Just a-tappin ...
Danger danger
It's no stranger stranger
Danger danger
It's no stranger stranger
It's in the air It's in the air
It's here, it's there
It's everywhere It's everywhere
It just ain't fair
So stay alert, sweet girl of mine
And learn to read that danger, danger sign danger
Keep your eyes peeled and your wits about ya
Life would be the pits without ya
I love ya baby, yeah, you're so fine
Please lear...
Roosevelt Franklin: It was early Monday morning. I was on my way to school.
Girls in Background: Monday morning Monday morning
Roosevelt Franklin: It was early Monday morning. I was on my way to school.
Girls: Monday morning Monday morning
Roosevelt Franklin: ?
Girls: Monday morning Monday morning
Roosevelt Franklin: something about Tuesday, and I ate my ? and eggs.
Girls: Tuesday ? Tuesday ?
...
spoken Me woke up with great idea
Me write letter to me favorite cookie.
sung Dear Mr. Cookie, me am writing this to you
And me hope that you will read it so you'll know
Me heart beats like a hammer
And me stutter and me stammer
Me want to write you since so long ago
Me guess me just another fan of yours
And me thought me write and tell you so, ooooh
You made me love you
Me didn't want to do i...
Dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, doggy;
Dee-dee, dangerous dragon;
Dee-dee, dee-dee, donkey, duckie,
Dinosaur.
Oh, dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dinner;
Dee-dee, dee-dee, De-licious;
Dee-dee, dee-dee, dee, don't drop dishes
Down on the floor.
Oh, do a dance.
Dig some dirt.
Dunk a doughnut for dessert.
Draw a daisy that's dee-de-lightful to see.
When "D" is ...
Queen: I love her 'cause she's tiny and small
I love you 'cause you came first of all
Tiny and small love
Came first of all love
Mommy will love through all her days
You and your sister, different ways
I love her 'cause she has to be fed
I love you 'cause you make your own bed
She has to be fed love
Make your own bed love
Mommy will love through all her days
You and your sister, different ways...
I'm serving dinner for 9 tonight
We're going to dine by candlelight
I hope everyone brings their appetite
I'm serving dinner for 9 tonight
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 forks on the left
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 knives on the right
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 napkins very neat
9 placemats 9 seats
9 salad bowls 9 soup bowls
There won't be room left for the food
I'm serving dinner in 9 courses
I made enough to feed 9 horses
In the evening when the sun goes down
Folks all hurry to the edge of town
At the bayou bank they stand and wait
In the clear air
Soon the water ripples catch their eye
And the ladies hush and breathe a sigh
On a lilypad all dressed in white
He appears there
And then he
Background Girls: Uh-huh
Boogies up and down and shuffles right
Girls: Uh-huh uh-huh
Slips and splashes in the moonlit night
G...
Ernie: There's a brand new dance
And it's got a reggae beat
You do it in the bath
While you wash your hands and feet
Get in the tub
Hold your duckie in your lap
Tap your toes while you scrub
In the water from the tap
All: And do de duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck
Rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck,
Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber duck,
Duck, rubber duck, rubber...
Wiggle your ears
Wiggle your nose
Squeak your teeth squeak
That's how it goes
Move up and down
Hop to the beat
Do the Benny Hop
Up and down the street
Yeah, hop
Yeah, hop
Wiggle your ears
Wiggle your nose
Squeak your teeth squeak
That's how it goes
Move up and down
Hop to the beat
Do the Benny Hop
Up and down the street
Well, I got a little dance to tell you about
A dance to make you bark, not scream and shout
You ask what kind of dance can it possibly be
I'll show you with the kids and Barkley
It's called the dog
Ruff, ruff
Yeah, get down on all fours and do the dog
Ruff, ruff
Now scoot around on the floor and do the dog
Ruff, ruff
Pretend your name is Rover
And when you do the dog, you gotta roll over
Now p...
Ernie: Do you like me?
Am I okay?
Do you like me?
If you do please say,
That you like me,
Just this way.
I want to hear it from you.
Bert: Oh, Ernie.
Ernie: No, really, Bert.
Ernie: Do you like me?
Do you think I'm swell?
Do you like me?
You know me well,
If you like me.
Won't you tell?
I want to hear it from you.
We always have a super time,
When we play and sing a song.
But I wonder if you s...
Every time I feel alone
And slightly blue
That's when I begin to think
It's what I'd like to start to do
And though it may not be the kind of thing
That's quite your cup of tea
I recommend you pay attention
To the little dance you're gonna see
Doin' the coo, coo pigeon
Doin' the coo, coo pigeon
Dancing a little smidgeon of
The kind of ballet
Sweeps me away
Doin' the coo, coo pigeon
Doin' the c...
Toss out the lightbulbs, stomp on the cans
Shake out the paperclips and old tin pans
Keep out the garbage, boy what a bash
Doin' the trash
Chop up the boxes, smash up the wood
Smash up the cartons, boy it sure feels good
Drop all the dishes, what a nice crash
Doin' the trash
It might be messy, but that's okay
'Cause being messy is how I love to spend my day
Cart out the ash cans, all you can b...
Any group of people
Living together
And loving each other
Are doing the family thing
You might live
With your mother and your father
Or maybe it's
You and Grandpa
Or maybe you're living
With your two little brothers
Your sister and your Ma
Oh, maybe it's your aunt
Your uncle and your cousin
Your baby sister and you, yeahhhhh
It doesn't really matter
Just who you're living with
If there's love ...
Flip your flippers up and down
Look at the sky and turn around
Peck forward, raise flippers
And waddle
And waddle
You waddle
You waddle
You waddle
You waddle
You waddle
You waddle
Flip your flippers once or twice
Take two steps and fall on the ice
Pick yourself up and fall down again
That's doin' it
That's doin' the penguin
One more time
Flip your flippers up and down
Look at the sky and turn ...
See pretty picture with lady inside
It look delicious, me fit to be tied
Me love to eat it with sugar and cream--
But no no no Me know the rules
Picture exciting, but not for biting
Cookie is joined by a 'back-up trio' of female Cookie lookalikes
Don't eat the pictures, no no no
Don't eat the pictures, no no no
Don't eat the pictures--NO
When you go to museum
See pretty mummy, oh ho ho ho
It m...
spoken
Announcer's Voice: WELCOME TO SONY THEATRES This line was changed to "welcome to Loews Theaters" when Sony Theatres was changed to Loews
scene switch to Big Bird and the Muppets in a big, I mean, a BIG theater I mean, a really big and huge theater
Big Bird: Grab a seat
Elmo: Excuse Elmo. he keeps saying this while he keeps passing the moviegoers by until we hear this
Grover: ELMO??? I j...
begins with a scat, sounds like...
Hey bow-wow-hey-ba-biddy-hey
What's down
What's down below the street
What's under the pavement that's under your feet
What's down, down, down below
Down below the street
Looking deep down, the first thing you see
Are the wires that bring electricity
The lights light up, the telephones ring
Because of the power all these wires bring
All those wires, all those...
Down by the old not the new but the old
Mill stream not the river but the stream,
Where I first not the last but the first
Met you. Not me but you.
With your eyes not your ears, but your eyes
Of blue not green, but blue.
Dressed in ging- not silk but ging- -ham too. Not one but two.
And it was there not here, but there,
I knew not old, but new
That you loved not hate, but loved
Me too. Not one...
Dressed up
All dandied and dressed up
All feathered and pressed up
And feeling so fine
Dressed up
In our best formal design
Outshine all the rest of you
Aren't we devine?
We beg your pardon but
Fancy, that you could be carefree
And almost as hap-happy as we see
How we're blessed
With so much zest
With every button buttoned
And every press pressed
We're dressed up
And aren't we the best?
You know I love the trail I'm on
And the friends who ride with me
The country that we're passing through
Is a paradise to see, a haven for my spirit
The homeland of my dreams
My heart flies through the wilderness
And on an eagle's wings
And oh I love the waterfall
And the way the river sings
From snow-capped peaks both proud and tall
Through forests deep and green
The highway of the mountains
...
The sun is in the sky and
Clouds are rollin' by and
Today is gonna be one wonderful day
Hand in hand together
We'll be friends forever
Sharing all the good times
Happy and free
It's gonna be some
Easy goin'
We'll laugh our cares away
On this easy goin'
Easy goin' day
We're never in a hurry
Got no time to worry
We'll take it nice and easy
Singin' a song
There's never any trouble
We're floatin' ...
In the winter, there lots of snow
It very chilly, but don't you know
It another season, another reason
For eatin' cookie
he devours some cookies from the box in his hands, then leaves to arrive on a rainy spring scene, as kids run up the hill
In the springtime, the birdies sing
The flowers bloom, and one more thing
It another season, another reason
For eatin' cookie
more cookies eaten
Me eat t...
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Eight beautiful notes
I play eight notes they sound like this
When I play them I can't miss
First I play them one by one
Then I sing them just for fun
La la la la la la la la
First I play, then I sing, but counting is my favorite thing
Counting is my favorite thing
Come let us count the notes together
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
1...
You have two elbows
You have two knees
Perhaps you've wondered why you need these
They can be funny looking there is no doubt
But here's how elbows and knees can help you out
When you're going for a jog
Or hopping 'round like a great big frog
Your legs must bend to do things like these
What does the bending is your funny knees
When you want to scratch your back
Or swing a bat to give a ball a ...
as clock chimes
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven
Eleven o'clock, time to get up
It's a lovely eleven morning
I heard eleven worms yawning yawn
I saw eleven cows sleeping 'midst the buttercups
I said, "How's your cottage cheese?"
And they said, "Oh, dry up"
Oh
Eleven little birdies in the trees
Bright yellow beaks and pinky knees
Eleven chicks hatching
Eleven cats scratch...
Elmo and the Lavender Moon
Now playing, makes-believe nobody could see
And then he waits and then he fakes
And then he bends and then he shakes
He plays and plays
Still playing as he goes off to sleep
Elmo and the Lavender Moon
Now dancing, making faces at a big fat cat
And then they dance and have a ball
Stands on one foot, doesn't even fall
Dance and dance
Still dancing as he goes off to sle...
spoken
Denyce: Good night, Elmo.
Elmo: Oh no no, wait, Denyce, Elmo's not tired yet. Couldn't Denyce read Elmo a bedtime story?
Denyce: Hmmm...hey, I've got an idea. How about I sing you something from the Opera?
Elmo: Opera?
Denyce: Yeah. That's a singing story. Like this one:
sings Stars are twinkling up in the sky
It's time for you to go beddy-bye
You're not sleepy, so I will try
To sing an...
Sesame Street
Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame Street
Come and play
Everything's A-OK
Friendly neighbors there
That's where we meet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street
It's a magic carpet ride
Every door will open wide
To Happy people like you--
Happy people like
What a beautiful
Sunny Day...
Ernie: quietly Bum-bum, bum-bum, bum-bum, mmmmmmm.
Ernie slips behind the chair and Bert looks over his shoulder too late. Ernie comes up at the top of the chair then slips behind before Bert looks.
Ernie: Bum-bum, bum, bum, BA-BUUM
Bert: Oh, Ernie. Bert goes back to his reading but Ernie continues staring at him through the binoculars. Ernie, what are you doing?
Ernie: Friend watching, Bert.
...
Scene: A rather elaborate room, wallpapered and rather cluttered, a grandfather clock stands in the corner. In fact the Cluttered Room was only in a few skits, was it an early attempt at redecorating? Bert walks in on Ernie, who's basically fiddling around.
Bert: "Ernie--look at this Ernie, when are you going to clean your room?" [Does this explain why Ernie and Bert share a bedroom? That said...
Ernie and Bert are sitting down with pizza and juice. Ernie's serving is noticably larger than Bert's.
Ernie: "Okay, Bert, here's your glass of ice-cold delicious grape juice, and here's my glass of ice-cold delicious grape juice, and here's your slice of cheese, Bert, cheese, anchovy, and pepperoni pizza, and here's my slice of cheese, anchovy and pepperoni pizza. Ready to eat?" Picks up slic...
Bert is examining a cookie in his hand
Bert: "Mmmmmmm, mmmm."
Ernie: barging in "A cookie? Oh boy a cookie I love cookies and oh boy am I hungry"
He grabs Bert's hand and starts bringing the cookie to his mouth. Bert angrily stops him.
Bert: "Ernie, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-HOLD IT"
Ernie: tries again "But it's a cookie and I'm hungry and--"
Bert: jerks away "Ernie, this is MY cookie. I've been savin...
Raises his hand to knock, stops
But, come to think of it, ol' buddy Herbert Birdsfoot usually takes a bath this time of day.
raises, pause
He may not like being bothered, you know, sitting in his warm tubby, having to go answer the door.
pause
I know I wouldn't; I mean, there he is, sitting all nice and warm in his tubby, then have to get out, just because someone is pounding on the door. Ther...
Ernie walks in with a cooking pot and plops it on Bert's head
Ernie: Here Bert, try this on
Bert: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you doing? Get that pot off my head Why?
Ernie: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I dropped and broke the cookie jar.
Bert: Oh, Ernie, you didn't
Ernie: Mmm hmmm.
Bert: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but what's it gotta do with that pot there, h...
Part One:
Ernie, singing loudly and wordlessly, is throwing stuff around the living room.
Bert: Hey, Ernie, cut that out Cut that out Ernie stops. Look at this mess Boy, you are the sloppiest person I know Now, if you don't get this place cleaned up, I'm gonna move in with Oscar. His garbage can's neater than this. Wow
Ernie: Oh, don't worry, Bert, I'm gonna get this place so clean you wouldn'...
Bert rolls over and sits up in bed: Ernie?
Ernie: Yes, Bert?
Bert: Oh, Ernie, what are you doing with those cookies in bed, huh?
Ernie: Oh, the cookies? Well, I was just hungry, Bert, so I thought I'd have a few cookies before I went to sleep.
Bert: Ernie, Ernie, don't eat those cookies while you're in your bed, huh?
Ernie: Why not, Bert?
Bert: Because you'll get crumbs in the sheets, that's w...
Bert: "Ahhhh....ahhhh...."
Ernie: "Hey Bert, what's wrong?"
Bert: "I think I'm going to sneeze."
Ernie: "Bert, you can't sneeze, you don't have a hanky. You can't sneeze without a hanky."
Bert: "I know, can you go get one, Ernie? Please hurry"
Ernie: "Wait right there. he runs off, returns with a large hanky Okay you can sneeze now."
Bert: "Ahh, ahhh, just hold it right there, Ernie."
Ernie: "...
drum roll
Announcer: Ernie Presents The Letter A
Ernie: And now we will study the letter A. Now, one word that begins with A, is apple. And this is an apple.
Cookie Monster: And this is Cookie Monster.
Ernie: Cookie Monster What are you doing here?
Cookie Monster: Oh just hanging around.
Ernie: Hmmm .. well, do you know what to do with an apple?
Cookie Monster: Sure Yum Yum Yum devours apple Y...
drum roll
Announcer: Ernie Presents the Letter Q
Ernie: And now, let's study the letter Q. Now, one word that begins with Q is quart. And this is a quart of milk.
Cookie Monster: And this is a furry monster.
Ernie: Cookie Monster
Cookie Monster: Hi, Ernie.
Ernie: sigh Well, what I was gonna do here, is say that we all know what to do with a quart of milk, right?
Cookie Monster: Yeah, yeah ... ...
Bert: "Look at this mess Ernie, don't you think it's time to put all these toys away?"
Ernie: looks up from the fire engine "Well yes, but I didn't get all the toys out."
Bert: "Yes, but you got most of the toys out."
Ernie: "Wellllll, how about I put most of the toys away?"
Bert: "Fine. You put most of the toys away, and I'll pick up the rest." leaves
Ernie: "Okay .... Let's see, how about I ...
Ernie: "Hey Bert, it's--"
Bert: "-Aak-Eek-Aak--"
Ernie: "--time for our checker game." Ernie looks apologetic.
Bert: "Oh Ernie, you scared me I thought you weren't here."
Ernie: "Well maybe I'm not then."
Bert: "What do you mean?"
Ernie: "You're usually right about most things, Bert."
Bert: modest "Welllllllll ..."
Ernie: "And if you think I'm not here ... then maybe I'm not"
Bert: "Good If yo...
Ernie: Ho, Bert, I got my bar of soap. Exits
Bert: Oh, I bet he's gonna wash something.
Ernie re-entering with something else: Ho, Bert, I got my fluffy towel. Exits
Bert: Oh, he's probably gonna wash his face.
Ernie re-entering with yet another thing: Ho, Bert, I got my little ... Squeaks the something and exits
Bert: Rubber Duckie. Oh, he's gonna take a bath in his tubby.
Ernie re-entering w...
Ernie is watching a movie on TV as Bert walks in
Bert: Ernie, what are you watching?
Ernie: Oh, it's a great old movie Bert.
B: What is it?
E: It's called ... it's just uh "Cowboys in Outerspace" Bert.
B: Ernie? Ernie? E: Look at that Uh, can't you do something else besides watch TV? I mean, you've been watching TV all day long.
E: Well gee, like what Bert? I mean, it's raining outside Bert.
B...
Ernie is at the typewriter, pecking away. Suddenly--
Ernie: "It's done It's done Hey Bert--it's done"
Bert: "What? What's done?"
Ernie: "My story--greatest short story in the whole wide world, it's done. Greatest story in the world, wait'll you hear it."
Bert: groan "Go ahead."
Ernie: "A........B, C.......D......"
Bert: "Ernie....."
Ernie: "E, F,.....G...."
Bert: "Ernie, that's the alphabet"
E...
Ernie: Hey there, Mr. Ice Cream Cone Man
Ice Cream Man: Huh?
Ernie: Hey, I wanna ice cream cone
Ice Cream Man: Okay, just a minute.
As the man gets out of the truck from behind the cutout, Ernie speaks to the camera.
Ernie: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, I've been thinking of a very special ice cream cone which I am going to order right now. patented Ernie Laugh the man now stands next to him Hey, Mr...
Everybody eats, everybody eats
Meat and fish and cereal
Carrots, peas and beets
Everybody knows
That everyone he meets
Likes to eat
How do we know it's so?
'Cause everybody, everybody eats
There are people who eat sitting
There are some who like to stand
There are people who go out-of-doors
And picnic on the land
There are folks who use their fingers
Others use a fork and knife
But no matter h...
Everybody sleeps
Everybody sleeps
Every night we close our eyes
Until the morning creeps
Mountaineers on mountain tops
And divers in the deeps
They like to sleep
How do we know it's so
'Cause everybody, everybody sleeps
There are people who sleep lightly
There are people who sleep sound
There are folks who tuck themselves in bed
And some sleep on the ground
There are people who sleep nightly
T...
Ernie: Bert Hey Bert C'mere Bert
Bert: Wh.. Where are you Ernie?
Ernie: Right here in my tubby, Bert
Bert: Ok, Ernie what is it now?
Ernie: What is it now? Why I'm here in my tubby Bert
Bert: So?
Ernie: Well, I'm going to wash myself and while I do you're going to pretend you're washing yourself
Bert: I am?
Ernie: Of course you are, that's what all the boys and girls at home listening to the r...
Pigs: Do you hear that beat?
Mahna Mahna: ?
Pigs: Makes you leave your seat?
Mahna Mahna: ?
Pigs: Makes you move your feet?
Yeah, yeah, that's everybody's song
Makes your fingers tap
Mahna Mahna: ?
Pigs: And your hands can clap
Mahna Mahna: ?
Pigs: And your feet can tap
Doo-wop, come on and join along
Well, your voice can hum
Mahna Mahna hums
Pigs: And your heart's a drum
Mahna Mahna makes dru...
Susan: No one's certain every minute. Not me, not you.
Everyone wants to run and hide
Sometimes, now and then.
Everyone has a little fear inside
Occasionally.
Lots of folks used to suck their thumbs,
And anyone can say something dumb.
So if you ?, don't cry.
'Cause everyone feels a little...
Big Bird: Don't have to embarrassed
Both: 'Cause everyone feels a little shy
Sometimes
Occasionally
Aft...
Muppet 1: I'd like to be a dancer, adancing on my toes.
Muppet 2: I'd like to be a fireman, I'd squirt you with my hose
Muppet 3: And I would be a sailor, and I'd sail the seven seas. But....
All: There is one thing special which everyone agrees.
Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do.
Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you?
Search the whole world over, travel near and far.
But everyo...
I've a special secret children ought to know;
It's about the little mistakes you make as you begin to grow.
If you make a mistake, you shouldn't start to cry.
Mistakes are not so bad, and here is why:
Oh everyone makes mistakes.
Oh, yes they do
Your sister and your brother and your dad and mother too;
Big people, small people, matter of fact, all people
Everyone makes mistakes, so why can't yo...
Spoken: Ah, there they are, sunglasses. Wow, this is gonna be great A whole day in the park with my friends. Let's see, ummm, flashlight, for looking into dark places. Yeah, in it goes. Let's see, a dictionary, yeah, in case I want to look up some words while I'm there. Boy, you know, it was a lot easier going to the park when I was little, my Mom pushed me in a baby carriage.
Sung: Things hav...
Dad: First was me
Mom: Then was we
the son and daughter come out
Mom and Dad: Then was them
All: And that made all of us
And we're a family
A family
A family
Each loves the other
Mother, father, sister, brother
they run back behind the screen, then come out again in a repeat of the above, only in different outfits, and each one in a different role.
Dad: First was me
Mom: Then was we
the son an...
Farley: Same Sound Fround, could you help me out?
Same Sound Fround: Farley, my man, I'll do what I can.
Farley: I'm trying to read this word, but I'm not having much luck.
Same Sound Fround: ? learning to read.
singing
I start at the front and I move to the rear.
And I say each sound out loud and clear.
I go, "MMMM, AAAA, NNNN"
I go, "MMMM, AAAA, NNNN"
Then I run the sounds together and smoot...
Yoddleody yoodleaeee
Well I'm happy and I feel glad
I'm in love and that ain't bad
horse kisses his nose
But sometimes I feel real sad
And I sing the blues
These are feelings that are real
That we all feel
But sometimes I get real mad
There are things that make my mood bad
When I'm afraid I start to shake
rattler appears shaking his rattle
A rattlesnake
These are feelings that are real
That we...
Feline
One happy little feline
You can tell she's happy
Just look at that smile
Nice kitty
Teardrops
Falling through her whiskers
This kitty's sad and weepy
I think I may cry
sob Uh-oh
Felines
Oh, one of them is angry
Even if you're angry, girl
You wouldn't eat a mouse
Would you? No, of course you wouldn't ...
Come on girls -
Felines
Meow meow meow felines
Meow meow meow - here dear
Here's a m...
In the middle of the day
Sometimes my Mom will say
"Rosita, mi amor,
It's time for your siesta."
A siesta means a nap
And so I'm here in bed,
But wishing Mom had said
"It's time for your Fiesta."
YA-HOO-HOO-HOO
Fiesta, Fiesta, ha
That means a party
Fiesta, a party
With lots of girls and boys
Fiesta, Fiesta
With one big pinata
And little toy trumpets
To make lots of noise
Ya-hoo-hoo
One two thr...
Roosevelt Franklin: When I woke up this morning, first I laughed and then I cried.
Was I feeling good or bad? I just could not decide
So naturally I asked my mom to tell me how I feel.
But she didn't tell me that; instead, she told me something real:
She said, "A mom can tell you lots of things, like one and one is two.
And how to cross a busy street and how to tie your shoe.
But the one who k...
Who says five friends can't have fun?
Who says five's not as good as one?
Who says, "Two is company; five's a mob"?
Gotta tell ya
Someone who says five's too much should get a job
Playing basketball
Who says five's not a real great time?
We think five is quite sublime.
See us walk
And hear us talk
We most emphatically gotta squawk
About bein' and feelin' alive ...
And five
Five bears in the bed and the little one said
"I'm crowded, roll over"
So they all rolled over, and one fell out
Four bears in the bed, and the little one said
"I'm crowded, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
Three bears in the bed, and the little one said
"I'm crowded, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out
Two bears in the bed, and the little one said
"I'm crowd...
Well, there are five monsters in my family
And we all have a lot of fun
Two furry sisters, scary husband
Fuzzy wife and hairy son that's me
Oh five is such a scary number
I'm awfully glad that I've
Five monsters in my family
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Yes, there are five monsters in my family
Make it six, counting Uncle Fred
And then there's Jerry, and Aunt Mary
Better make it eight instead that's right
Oh...
Oh, I've got five people in my family
And there's not one of them I'd swap.
There is a sister, and two brothers,
And a mother, and a pop that's me.
Oh, five is such a pretty number
I'm awfully glad that I've five people in my family
One, two, three, four, five; one, two, three, four five
Oh I've got five
Oh, I've got five fingers on my left hand.
I've got five fingers on my right.
Five fingers...
Five purple konkers
Sittin' on the shore
One swam away, and then there were four
Four purple konkers
Sitting in a tree chomp
One flew away, and then there were three
Three purple konkers
Playing in some glue
One got stuck, and then there were two
Two purple konkers
Living happily
Thought they'd get married
And then there were... three?
honk honk
Three purple... no...
Two purple konkers and one...
I'm fixing my hair
Going stepping so I'm
Fixing my hair
When they see me they'll be
Really impressed
Looking my best
Smile on my face
And every curl in place
That's why I'm fixing my hair
Yes I'm fixing my hair
Fix, fix, fix, fix my hair, fix, fix
Fix my hair, fix, fix, fix my hair, yes fixing my...
I'm fixing my hair
The world is waiting while
I'm fixing my hair
I'm gonna wow 'em
When I walk ...
Follow the arrows.
Just follow, don't say no.
Follow the arrows.
They'll show you where to go.
Arrows go up.
Arrows go down.
Arrows go through.
And they go round and round
They go round and round
They go round and round
Arrows go this way.
Arrows go that.
Arrows take you to an octopus.
They take you to your hat
So follow the arrows.
Just follow, don't say no.
Follow the arrows.
They'll show yo...
"Bye, Mom, Bye, Spot, see you later."
Block 2, Block 3
My mom's still wavin' at me
4, 5, 6
The kids are all startin' to mix
7, 8, 9
I'm tryin' to keep from cryin'
10, count 'em 10
Man, I wish I was back home again
Yeah, life can be so cruel
Goin' forty blocks to school
Forty blocks from my home
11, 12, 13
I'm singin' the homesick blues
14, 15, 16
I'm shakin' inside my new shoes
17, 18, 19
That...
Hit it
Oh, four
1, 2, 3, 4
We're gonna sing about four
1, 2, 3, 4
Four is the legs on an old easy chair
Four is the corners of a square
1, 2, 3, 4, Little Jerry, tell us more
Oh, four
We'll sing some more about four
Four are the legs on a spotted blue cow
Four people singing right now
Four people singing right now
Now Jerry's number one, he's a lot of fun.
Chrissy's number two, knows just what...
Herry SPOKEN: Hey, Oscar, Cookie, Grover It's time to sing the song about the letter that comes after "E"
Oscar: I don't wanna do this icky, crummy, lovey-dovey old F song
Cookie: C'mon lets all sing together.
Herry: All those words that start with the letter F
All: sing
Four furry friends. Frolicking fellows.
On Friday afternoon. afternoon
4 furry friends, frankly affectionate,
They sing the ...
There's a monster name of Frazzle
Who's a good friend of mine
He looks ferocious, but he's really fine
Go up and ask him for his autograph
He'd be so happy that he'd start to laugh
He goes Argh That's how he laughs
He goes Argh That means he's glad
He goes Argh That means he's having
The greatest time that he ever had
Now you know my buddy Frazzle
He's got fangs on his jaws
His fur is orange, ...
Lexine: At snacktime I like to share
Little pieces of a pear
Red, green, yellow, we don't care...
Pears are what we share.
We eat pears, but Frazzle won't.
Frazzle likes to eat...
Frazzle: Croissant
Lexine: We eat pears, but Frazzle won't.
Frazzle likes to eat...
Frazzle: Croissant
Nicole: At snacktime I eat a few
Carrots 'cause they're fun to chew
Nicole Gina: And you know they're good for yo...
spoken
Erykah: Hello.
Muppets: Hi.
Erykah: My name is Erykah Badu.
NOTE: I don't know the song he's referring to here, sorry if I mess it up
Elmo: Oh, the "a-jiggy, jiggy, yee-yo-yee-yo, what ya gonna do", Erykah Badu?
Erykah: That's me. Hey, come on over, let's be friends.
Muppets: Well ... hmmm ....
Rosita: Did she say, "friends"?
Zoe: Yeah, yeah, I think that's what she said, "friends".
Bab...
The nightingale sings such a beautiful tune
You can listen all night by the light of the moon
Now my song's not as pretty, but I'll say it again
I am proud to be one of the frogs in the glen
The butterfly is such a colorful thing
With an orange and yellow and black on its wing
Now I'm only green, but I'll say it again
I am proud to be one of the frogs in the glen
The deer can jump higher
The f...
Spoken:
Elmo: Ummm, Ms. Schurr?
Diane: Oh, yes, well would you call me Deedles, please, Elmo?
Elmo: Okay, Deedles. laughs What are you doing?
Diane: Well, I'm reading braille. It's a system devised for blind people who can't see to read print.
Elmo: Oooooh. If Deedles is blind, and can't see Elmo, then how does Deedles know what Elmo is like?
Diane: Well, one way that I know is by listening to...
Front back
Front back
How do you do
We're ballet dancing yaks
Gracefully showing our fronts and our backs
Our front back yak act
Fill up back front yak arenas
With folks who love watching front back ballerinas
Front back
Front back
Front back
Front back
Front back, hey
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
Five
Laughs Tickles me. I'll tell you why.
Oh, there's a funny farm down the road from me
Where the silliest things happen that you ever did see.
Way late at night, when everything's dark,
Five dogs CLUCK. Five hens begin to BARK.
Five cats start CROAK. Five frogs MEOW.
And this goes on till morning, and the crowing of the co...
Fur I am covered with fur.
From my snoot to my spur,
I'm a furry fella
Fur When you stroke it, I purr.
When you poke it, I grrr.
It's maroon and yella
Chorus:
Fur Keeps me warm when it's brrr.
Don't you wish that you were
Fairly bursting with fur, fur, fur?
Yes, fur is beautiful, fur is clever,
Furthermore, I'll love fur furever
Fur Unfurgettable fur
Now, you may find fur too frightful,
But I'...
Furry happy monsters laughing
Monsters having fun
Happy, happy
See them jump and run
Happy, happy
Laughing all the while
Cheerful, cheerful
Flashing a big smile
That's a perfect sign
That they're feeling fine
Furry, happy monsters feeling glad
Furry, happy monsters feeling glad
Furry, happy monsters laughing
Something has gone wrong
Sighing, sighing
Faces have turned long
Crying, crying
Hear t...
Grover: Fuzzy and blue
That's me, I'm fuzzy and blue
It's just the way I grew
Love being fuzzy and blue
I do
I'm fuzzy and blue
You see I'm fuzzy and blue
Yeah, me I'm happy to be
So fuzzy and blue
Herry Monster: Me too
I'm fuzzy and blue
I'm oh so fuzzy and blue
No other color will do
Not when I'm beautifully blue
Grover: It's true
He's fuzzy and blue
Herry Monster: All over
Grover: Fuzzy and...
Mr. Thompson calls the waiter, orders steak and baked potaters,
He leaves the bone and gristle and he never eats the skin.
The busboy comes and takes it, with a cough contaminates it.
Throws it in a can with coffee grounds and sardine tins.
And the truck comes by on Friday, and carts it all away.
And a thousand trucks just like it are converging on the bay. Oh.....
Garbage, garbage, garbage......
Gingerbread man, me love you
Gingerbread man, 'cause you got
Cookie hands and cookie feet
You so brown and friendly and delicious to eat
Oh, gingerbread man, me love you
Gingerbread man, but fella, me not know what to do
'Cause you a cookie and a dolly, too
First me want to hug you like a best friend should
Then me want to eat you 'cause you taste so good
First me want to play with you my whol...
Both: Toyland, Toyland, beautiful girl and boy land ...
a few bars of carnival music
Shirley Jones: They're closing up Girl Land. Some say it's a shame.
It used to be busy, then nobody came.
And other folks tell you they're glad that it's done,
'Cause Girl Land was never much fun ...
more carnival music playing through next verse
Jack Cassidy: Welcome to Girl Land, my good little girls
Admissi...
Jill told Bill
That it was lots of fun to cook
Bill told Jill
That she could bait a real fishhook
So they made ooey gooey
Chocolate cake
Sticky licky
Sugar top
And they gobbled it and giggled
And they sat by the river
And they fished in the water
And they talked
As the squirmy wormies wiggled
Singin'
Glad to have a friend like you
Fair, and fun and skippin' free
Glad to have a friend like you
...
1st chorus: Voice No. 1
2nd chorus: Voice No. 2
3rd chorus: Voice No. 3
4th chorus: 1st, 2nd and 3rd voices sing simultaneously
NOTE: Sounds to me like the last verses are sung in a round, corrections are welcome
Voice No. 1 : I got my gear in my pack
I got my pack on my back
Today's the day I'm going camping
Just got the go-ahead sign
The weather's gonna be fine
Today's the day I'm going camp...
Oh I'm going for a ride
Gonna sit behind the wheel
Gonna drive along the road
Oh how happy I will feel
And I'm gonna toot my horn
Gonna travel near and far
I'm going for a ride
Going riding in a car
And a car goes vroom...
And a car goes vroom...
And a car goes vroom...
Gonna travel near and far
Going riding in a car
Oh I'm going for a ride
And I'm never going back
Gonna be an engineer
Gonna s...
Gone fishin'
There's a sign upon your door
Gone fishin'
I ain't workin' anymore
There's a hoe out in the sun
Where you left a row half done
I said "Hoe-in' ain't no fun"
You ain't got no ambition
Gone fishin' - by a shady, wady pool
Gone fishin' - man, you really play it cool
We don't wish to be annoyed, Mister John,
And Mister Floyd, we're fishin'
Instead of just a-wishin'
We're fishin' inste...
Monsterpiece Theatre overture, Cookie Monster seated in his chair wearing his lovely red smoking jacket.
Alistair Cookie: Good evening. Alistair Cookie here, again. Welcome to Monsterpiece Theatre. Tonight, me very excited to bring you all-time favorite movie, "Gone With The Wind". Me not seen it yet, but, me hear it about ... the wind. And now, "Gone With The Wind".
We see a plantation-style ...
Good morning, starshine, the earth says "Hello"
You twinkle above us, we twinkle below
Good morning, starshine, you lead us along
My love and me as we sing our early morning singing song
Gliddy, glup, gloopy
Nibby nabby noopy
La, la, la, lo, lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba nabba
Le, le, lo, lo
Tooby ooby walla
Nooby abba nabba
Early morning singing song
Good morning, starshine, the earth says ...
Good morning,
Mister Sun,
Welcome to the sky-
Shine on all the
Little creatures
As you're passing by.
Stop yawning,
Mister Sun,
Time to make a day.
Brightening every
Little corner
As you go your way.
The moon and stars are
Fine at night.
But when it's day,
We need your light
So, we say, "Keep shining,
Mister Sun,
Smiling in the blue."
You'll see all the
Little children,
Smiling back at you.
An...
Goodbye, goodbye little cookie
Me always remember just you
Goodbye, goodbye little cookie
It now time to bid you adieu
Once you were baked in an oven
Just like a cake or a pie
Now you're so brown and pretty
Me hate to tell you goodbye
But goodbye, goodbye little cookie
Me always remember just you
Goodbye, goodbye little cookie
It now time to bid you adieu
Me love your nuts and your raisins
Me ...
When I was a little bitty boy
Just up off a floor
We used to go down to Grandma's house
Ev'ry month end or so,
We'd heva chicken pie and country ham
'N' home made butter on the bread
But the best darn thing about Grandma's house
Was her great big feather bed
It was nine feet tall and six feet wide
Soft as a downy chick
It was made from the feathers of forty 'leven geese
Took a whole bolt of cl...
I'll sing you one o'
Green grow the rushes go
What is the one o'?
One is one and all alone and ever more shall be so
I'll sing you two o'
Green grow the rushes go
What is the two o'?
Two, two, the little green frogs, jumping over lily ponds
One is one and all alone and ever more shall be so
I'll sing you three o'
Green grow the rushes go
What is the three o'?
Three, three, the dragon flies
Two...
Blue Guy: "Ahhhh Bakeries, I love this stuff Cakes, donuts, cookies deep breath Ahhh Can I get some help here, please?"
Grover enters from the back wearing an apron
Grover: "Hello, sir"
Blue Guy: "Oh no, it's you You're the guy that works over at Charlie's"
Grover: "Why, yes, sir, I have many jobs. I'm still trying to find my niche in life."
Blue Guy: exasperated sound "Okay, okay, I'll make t...
Blue Guy: Waiter
Grover: Just a moment, Sir runs off stage
Blue Guy: Waiter
Grover running across stage: Just a second he runs over to The Blue Guy Yes, Sir Grover, your waiter, at your service, Sir
Blue Guy: Yes, well, I'd like a hamburger.
Grover: Well, Sir, we have two hamburgers; a big one and a little one. whispering May I suggest you try the little one.
Blue Guy: All right, let's see it....
Herbert Birdsfoot is standing next to three blocks lined up in a row.
Herbert: Hi Herbert Birdsfoot here, and now it's time for Grover's counting lesson.
Grover running up: Hey, Herbie baby Am I late?
Herbert: No, no, you're right on time.
Grover: Oh, good.
Herbert: Now, over here I have some blocks. I want you to count the blocks and tell me how many there are.
Grover: One, two, three. Three ...
Spoken:
Cookie Monster: Good evening, and welcome to Monsterpiece Theatre. Me your host, Alistair Cookie. Tonight, me present good old-fashioned musical called, "Guys and Dolls". It all about guys and their dolls. So now, "Guys and Dolls".
Sung:
Herry: When you see a really strong guy
Battin' balls way up to the sky
There could be a chance the guy's got a doll
Female orange-haired monster: Whe...
Hammer: Hammer time
Nails: Can't top this
Hammer: Oh yeah
N: Can't top this
H: Here with my friends
N: Can't top this
H: Mr. Saw, Mr. Pliers, Mr. Screwdriver
N: Can't top this
H: My my my
Name is Hammer and I'm here to say
I'm a tool that hammers night and day
With an awesome swing and chillin' blow
Can drive any nail where I want it to go
Can whack on walls, whack on wood
Knock things togethe...
There's a kind of talk that's goin' 'round
Hand Talk talking's all over town
You don't use words and you don't need lips
You can say it all with your fingertips
Hand Talk, Hand Talk
Hand Talk, Hand Talk
Talking with your hands
Everybody's rocking when you're talking with your hands
Talking hands sure got a lot to say
Talking about "go" and talking about "stay"
Talking down low or way up high
T...
are some days that seem
Right out of a dream
Just make you want to shout out really loud
I feel totally proud
Kids: Proud
But this great day I feel
Is really for real
It's an okay day
It's my birthday
And I'm feeling
Really happy and proud
Kids: Happy Happy
Oh, everybody smilin'
Feelin' happy too
I'm with my family and friends
I hope this day never ends
Wishes do come true
I wish everyone coul...
Maria: in the bathtub When it's my birthday, it really is great
I pull up the covers and I sleep really late
I'll take a nice hot bath with millions of bubbles
I'll read a good book and forget all my troubles
And that's my special way
To spend my very special day
And that's the way it's always gonna be
When I say, "Happy Birthday to me"
there is a knock at the door Come in
Luis comes in with a...
It's your birthday, and you're not here
And it makes me want to shed a grouchy tear
'Cause on your day of birth, worm
I wish you were on Earth, worm
Instead you're high above
The atmosphere
Oh what can you do when your pet
Is as far away as he can get?
He's not in New Jersey, he's not in Cancun
He's on his way back from a trip to the moon
And I wanna say "Happy Birthday"
I wanna say it face to...
Scene: Wild-haired kid with big eyes walking back and forth next to the phone. Note, the words in quotes appear over his head.
Kid: "Happy Birthday, Miss --" ... uh ... er ... nah "Why, hello there, Miss Jones, I ... " er -- er, no, that's not right.
A friend enters, two seconds of traffic sounds. Friend is bald, with BB eyes.
Friend: Came right over, what's cooking?
Kid: It's my teacher. It's...
Happy feet, I've got those happy feet
Give them a low down beat
And they begin dancing
I've got those ten little tapping toes
And when they hear a tune
I can't control my dancing heels
To save my soul
Weary blues can't get into my shoes
Because my shoes refuse to ever grow weary
I keep cheerful on an earful of music sweet
'Cause I've got happ happ happy feet
Weary blues can't get in our shows
...
First your fingers snap
And then your toes start tappin'
Give your knees a slap
And let your hands start clappin'
Anything can happen when you're happy tappin' with Elmo
Don't need a map to find the King of Tappin'
I'm the reddish chap
The one whose arms are flappin'
People, it's a snap
So try some happy tappin' with Elmo
Happy's such a neat emotion
It'll give your feet a happy notion
If your ...
Happy to meet you
Happy to say hello
You're someone
I'd like to know
That's very clear to see
I'm happy to meet you
Glad that you
Wandered by
No need to be too shy
It's only you and me
And though we don't
Know each other well
Somehow it's not
Too soon to tell
Our friendship is
Gonna grow
Who knows how
Far it may go?
Oh, so happy
To meet you
And as the days go by
A possible you and I
Will meet ...
Has anybody seen my dog?
Has anybody seen my dog?
He's gone and left me, wo-wo-wo,
Why'd he ever have to go?
Has anybody seen my dog?
Has anybody seen my dog?
He's left me cryin'...wo-wo-wo,
Why'd he ever leave me so?
He was not fancy,
Collared or curled,
Strollin' the avenue.
He was a real dog,
Faithful and true,
And now he's left me,
Boo-hoo-hoo.
Has anybody seen my dog?
Has anybody seen my ...
Narrator: A goat can feel happy
A goat can feel sad
A goat can feel wonderful
A goat can feel mad
Goat: Feel mad Feel mad Feel mad
It ain't bad to feel mad
N: If someone pulled the hair on his chin
Would a goat say nothing, stand there and grin?
Goat: NO I get mad I get mad I get mad
It ain't bad to get mad
N: And what if someone gave him a fright
Would a goat laugh, "Ha, ha, it's quite all ri...
Well, me known for eating cookie,
When me don't, they shout,
"Look, he trying to throw loyal fans a curve
What he doing eating fish,
Or vegetable dish?
Man, he sure got a lot of nerve"
Well, me answer you straight,
When me filling up plate,
Taking only cookies is all wrong
'Cause you also got to eat
Fruit or veggies and meat
If you want to be healthy and strong
Word up not in this translation,...
spoken
Elmo: Oh, hello Elmo and Telly are now going to show you all about heavy and light. Yeah. Elmo is going to show you about light with this feather. Which is very light.
Telly: Yeah, and I'm going to show you about heavy with these heavy bricks.
sung
Elmo: Elmo and Telly
Proudly invite
You to watch a demonstration
Of heavy and light
Pay attention
So you'll get it right
'Cause Telly's is h...
Carol: Just..south..of..Mi-ami
There's a snake named Sammy
Who forms a letter S each night on stage
Sammy the Snake slithers onto centerstage
Folks just adore Sammy
And what's more, Sammy
Makes a SSS SSS sound that's fast becoming all the rage
Sammy: hissss hisssss
This serpent still thrills me
And it just kills me
To hear him hiss S's clear and true
Sammy: hissss
So..turn on your charm, Sammy...
Prairie Dawn: Since "K" is the next letter, Herbert Birdsfoot will now recite his "K" poem. So listen to the words that start with "K-uh".
Herb: I don't want to.
Oscar: Why not Herb?
Herb: Well, because everyone says it's silly.
All of the other Muppets: Oh no
Grover: Oh, Herb, that's not true.
Herb: Yes, you'll all say it's silly.
Grover: Herb, we will not now.
Herb: You won't say it's silly?...
Cookie: Hey food me in the mood
For fish, meat or cheese called cheddar
Me eat them all before me am done
'Cause not know which one
That me like better
Beetles: Hey food when we feel bad
We chew on a piece of bread or
Some veggies or a raspberry tart
And then we start to feel much better
So eat it up and drink it down
Hey food we've found
That you are so healthful and nutritious
By the ounce o...
Herbert Birdsfoot:
Oh, I can only sing the high part.
It's the only part I know.
And when I sing the high part,
This is how I go:
La, la-la-la-la-la-la, la
La, la-la-la-la-la-la.
Ernie:
I can only sing the middle.
It's the only part I know, I know.
And when I sing the middle part,
This is how I go:
La, la-la-la-la-la-la, la
La, la-la-la-la-la-la.
Bert:
I can only sing the low part, low part,
I...
I'm a square, look I'll show ya
I got four sides on me
All my sides are the same size
Like a good-looking square should be
Well I look like my friends here
We look the same, but hey
When I go 'round the neighbourhood
Not everybody looks this way
Well I like to hang around
With the others that I find
Still I always keep in mind
It's hip to be a square hip, hip, so hip to be
It's hip to be a squ...
Hey Daddy There's a dragon in the driveway
And momma there's a grizzly on the lawn
You better come, quick 'Cause there's a hippo in the bathtub,
And he's goin' down the drain -- oh no, he's gone
Well the minds of little children,
They go round and round and round.
And they're hearing giant's footsteps
When I never hear a sound.
I just hear ...
Hey Daddy There's a dragon in the driveway
And mom...
Luis: Each time we meet
At work or the street
We always say "hello"
But you say
Maria: "Hola"
Luis: And I say, "hola"
Both: It's a word that we both know
"Hola" means "hi"
"Hello", not "goodbye"
Why, everywhere you go
Maria: The girls say "hola"
Luis: The boys say "hola"
Both: 'Cause "hola" means "hello"
they dance as background voices oooh and ahhh
Both: It's not just a fad
Tell Mommy and Dad...
Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam
Where the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day
Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day
The red man was pressed from this part of the west
It's not likely he'll ever return
To the banks ...
Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep
One - Honk - Two - Honk - Three - Honk - Four - Honk
Five - Honk - Six - Honk - Seven - Honk - Eight - Honk
Nine - Honk - Ten - Honk - Eleven - Honk - Twelve - Honk
We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep
We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk - around the clock
We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk - around the clock
We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk - around the...
I don't know how to fly my my
High up in the sky high high
A frog is what I am Yes ma'am
I'm happy as a clam flim flam
'Cause there's one thing I can do doo hoo
Come on and do it too too hoo
Come on
It's neat
Don't need
Webbed feet
Do-wop do-wop HOP
Do-wop do-wop DON'T STOP
Don't stop
Do-wop do-wop HOP
Do-wop do-wop DON'T STOP
Don't stop
I don't know how to bark bow wow
Or sing just like a lar...
Girl: It's hot
Man: Is it really?
Girl: You know it's hot
'Cause you can feel it
Kids know where to be when it's H - O - T
That spells hot in the city
Outside having fun
Hot fun in the sun
When it's hot in the city
All over town
Watch the kids cool down
When it's hot in the city
In the park on the street
Owww, they're beatin' the heat
When it's hot in the city, yeah
Let the temperture rise
The...
Olay olay, olay olay
Olay olay, olay olay
Feeling hot hot hot
Feeling hot hot hot
Feeling hot hot hot
Feeling hot hot hot
My mind's on fire
Soul's on fire
Feeling hot hot hot
Party people
All around me
Feeling hot hot hot
What to do on a night like this?
Music sweet I can't resist
We need a party song
A fundamental jam
So with a rum bum bum
Let me rum bum bum bum
Olay olay, olay olay
Olay olay...
How do you get from here to there, what do you do?
Well if you want to cross the street my friend,
Here is my advice to you:
Simply walk across the street
Make sure you look both ways with care
And that is how you get from here to there
You use your feet
How do you get from here to there, what do you do?
Well if you want to go downtown my friend,
Here is my advice to you:
Simply climb aboard a...
When the springtime blooms
with it's flowery perfumes
oh, how I miss my x
When the moon shines high
and the purple clouds roll by
oh, how I miss my x
When my memories stray
to the dreams of yesterday
not one of my friends suspects
that beneath my smile
I am begging all the while
oh, how I miss my x
this evening
how I miss my x
I miss the laughs we had many
no hurts we hadn't any
all good times...
I came to the farm to see how things grow
And I learned some things I didn't know
Plants can grow high
Plants can grow low
Some grow above the ground
Some grow below
For instance a tomato doesn't grow like a potato
Tomato: Tomatoes push and shove to get up above
Ernie: Meanwhile a potato doesn't grow like a tomato
Potato: Potatoes never show, we stay down below
Plants can grow high
Plants can ...
I am chicken, hear me squawk
Hear me crow and hear me bawck
Watch me rule my roost
And strut around my coop
People say I've got great legs
And they're nuts about my eggs
And when they're sick they gobble down my soup
Oh yes, I am proud
Of the way I peck and scratch
I am plump, I am loud
Just don't count me 'till I hatch
I'm nutritious, I am pure, I'm delicious, I'm c***sure
I am tender, I'm ex...
Some things are easy
Some things are not
Some things I remember
Some things I forgot
I remember how to brush my teeth
And how to touch my toes
But now I've got this problem and I can't see how it goes
But, one day
One hap happy day
I'm gonna do it by myself
One day
One hap happy day
I won't need anybody else
'Cause I will do it by myself
now a different boy, blonde, trying to button up a blue ...
Well I'm sitting on a seasaw seat
Thinking seasawing would be neat
And I can't find a friend to sit on the other side
Yes, I tried it all alone
But I crashed down like a stone
Couldn't get no cooperation if I tried
No, no, no cooperation
No, no, no cooperation
No, no, no, no, no cooperation
If I tried, if I tried
Well, I'm dying to jump rope
But I've just about lost hope
And I'm so mad, I'm ju...
I cry in the morning
I cry at night
I cry-cry-cry when I get uptight
I cry for my bottle
I cry for my doll
I cry-eye-eye til they hear me call
Oh my
How I can cry
I wish I could speak, but I gotta shriek
If I wanna stay warm and fed and dry, I cry
WAHHHHHH
I cry for my blanket
I cry for fun
I cry-cry-cry when I'm all undone
I cry for my rattle
I cry for my snake
I cry 'til it's more than you c...
Well, I'd like to visit the moon
On a rocket ship high in the air
Yes, I'd like to visit the moon
But I don't think I'd like to live there
Though I'd like to look down at the earth from above
I would miss all the places and people I love
So although I might like it for one afternoon
I don't want to live on the moon
I'd like to travel under the sea
I could meet all the fish everywhere
Yes, I'd ...
Rosita: Every morning when I wake up
There's just one feeling I feel
I hear the birds and I see the sun
I can't believe it's for real
I feel so happy
So very, very happy
I'm the happiest monster you'll ever see
There's no one as happy as me
spoken Rosita: Oh, Hi Elmo
Elmo: Hi Rosita
Rosita: I'm so happy today
Elmo: Elmo's even happier than Rosita
sung Every day when the sun comes up
It's time ...
Announcer's voice: Ladies and gentlemen and sardines, Miss Ethel Mermaid
I get no kick out of A
B, C and D are just letters to me
And E makes me endlessly blue
But I get a kick she kicks a fish with her tail, as she does in each verse
Out of U
I get no fun from an F
G, H and I merely cause me to sigh
And J really makes me boo-hoo
But I get a kick
Out of U
K, L, M, N
O, P, Q, R, S
Are nothing o...
background doggie singers in brackets
What do I do when I'm out in the yard
And can't find where I buried my bone
How do I feel when my dog's life is hard
I feel sad but I'm not all alone
Oh I get by with a little yelp from my friends
Oh I get by with a little woof from my friends
Yes I get by with a bow-wow from my friends
Boy I get mad when I get in a fight
With an itchy old flea and I lose
...
Hes gota to be colean
Hes gota to be colean, ah?
I wash my hendas whenever I aeta
And ion the bat? I wash my eir?s,
Muy albos anda efet?
I gota to be colean
I gota be colean
It's healthy anda le??
I gota be colean
T?s sira
I situarte echa ay
Bey brushing my tet? br?os, br?os
Got?n' the plaque anda atuf? uf
The simul? underneath
I gota be colean colean
And I filosa ion bet?n tejen
Lij? a tore? ...
I can't think of anything that's dumber
To a grouch, Christmas is a bummer
Beaming faces everywhere, happiness is in the air
I'm telling you, it isn't fair
I hate Christmas
People loaded with good will, giving presents, what a thrill
That slushy nonsense makes me ill
I hate Christmas
I'd rather have a holiday like normal grouches do
Instead of getting presents, they take presents back from you...
I have a chair
Gets me from here to there
Takes me most anywhere
That any two feet could take me
I have a chair
Helps me to get around
Gets me to where I'm bound
Just as fast as shoes could make me
Oh, faster than shoes
And my chair goes forward
Or it can go back
I can make it spin
Or race down a track
whistling
We can fly a kite
While I hold the string
'Cause me and my chair can do
Most anyth...
Dum dum dee dooo
Dooo dooo
I have a little plant
I always give her water
'Cause you see
She really loves her water
And she says
ding, ding sounds like a triangle
"Thank you"
ding, ding
To me
Even though I never hear it
But she says
ding, ding
"Thank you"
ding, ding
To me
I have a little plant
I put her in the sunlight
'Cause you see
She really loves the sunlight
And she says
ding, ding
"Thank ...
I was lying in my bed on a quiet night
Went down to the kitchen to get myself a bite
I reached for the light as I walked in the door
But I tripped and knocked a big old pot
Down on the floor
And then I heard my dog bark
I heard my dog bark
I heard my dog bark
Standing in the dark, I heard my dog bark
Well, he barked so loud that he woke up my cat
I'll bet you know the next thing I heard after ...
I just adore four
The number for me
You can't deplore four
It's less than five, more than three
You can have four doors
Or four dinosaurs
Four janitors
Or even four grocery stores
I just adore four
The number sublime
I love to draw four
It's just an angle and a line
I can't get sore for it's plain you see
I just adore four
The number for me
Ah, yes, I used to fret a lot and fidget
Until I met ...
I can walk to the park
I can hop, I can skip
And it's fun
Yeah, it's fun
I can climb on the bars
And pretend it's a ship
I can slide
I can run
But, I don't know how to swing
I mean that really big swing
My brother swings like a pro
And I envy him so
Please, teach me to swing
I'm just a little bit scared
And so I'm gettin' prepared
Today I'll swing on my own
Gotta go it alone
Gotta swing
First ...
Cow: "Hmmm-hmm-hmmm ... he looks up and reads the sign 'I know I am a coe.' ... That doesn't sound right."
A farmer comes in, grumbling
Farmer: "Mumble-mumble -- You're not a coe, you're a cow"
Cow: brightly "I get it Hmmm-hmm-hmm -- 'I now I am a cow
Farmer: walking around, the cow looks confused "Grumble-grumble-grumble ... Listen -- 'I KNOW I AM A COW.
Cow: smug "You're not a cow"
Bert: I like to sing LOUD
Farley: I like to sing soft
Bert: I like to sing LOUD
Farley: I like to sing soft
Bert: I like to sing high
Farley: I like to sing low
Bert: So two good friends, me and you
Farley: Each with an opposite point of view
Bert: I like to sing long
Farley: I like to sing short
Bert: I like to sing lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ong....
Farley: Ok that's enough, I like to sing short
Bert: I...
I love summer showers
I love pretty flowers
But most of all...I love mud for hours
I love, love, love being a pig
I love how mud feels
I love how mud sounds
I love mud on the ground
I love, love, love being a pig
I love mud on my tail
I love mud on my snout
grunt I love mud all about
I love, love, love being a pig
I love to feel the sunshine
I love mud all the time
And I love being a swine, ah...
I love my elbows
Let's get straight to the point
I love my elbows
Yeah they're my favorite joint
They bend my arms with so much charm and finesse
I love my elbows
Take my ankles, please
I love my elbows
So much I'm weak in the knees
Without these two I'd sure be blue I confess
Yeah thanks to elbows, I'm a fella
Who's got a hook for his umbrella
And for cool and casual leaning,
Boy are they gre...
Oh, I love trash
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash
I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn
It's all full of holes and the laces are torn
A gift from my mother the day I was born
I love it because it's trash
Oh, I love trash
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash
I have here some newspaper ...
You want to talk some trash?
Oh, I love trash
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yeah, I love trash
I got me a sneaker that's tattered and worn
It's all full of holes and the laces are torn
A gift from my mama the day I was born
I love it because it's trash
Oh, I love trash
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yeah, I dig trash
I ...
Bob: Pit pitter pat
Pit pitter pat
Pit pitter pat
Pit pitter pat
I love when it rains
It's thrilling
When it's spilling
And just filling
The drains
When dear Mother Nature's showers
Fall from space
Well every lazy daisy
Stops
To wash
It's face
That
Pit patter
That
Pit patter
Is so welcome
You know
Those hours
When it showers
It helps the flowers
Grow
I'm not one of those
Who sits around
And co...
I see some paint, some clay, some chalk, I wonder what I'll do
I can make an elephant, a horse, a dog, a shoe
I might imagine something large or tiny as can be
Or some find strange and starry shapes that's in the sky or sea
I might do something very wide, or something very tall
I might draw what's in front of me or what's not there at all
If I decide to finish it I'll hang it up to see
But eve...
Ernie: Gee, Bert, it's so much fun, I know you'll like it once we've begun
Bert: Ernie, I've gotta wash my hair, I've gotta scrub my toes
Ernie: We Bert, will have a ball, if I can get you to sing at all
Bert: No, I refuse to sing along I won't
So please don't ask me if I want to 'cause I don't
Although for you I would do almost anything
Along is one way which I do not want to sing
Ernie: Ole ...
Car horn Beep beep Beep beep
Some of the words that begin with I they get to be quite tricky
There's intersection and illegal, irritate and icky
Beep-beep Beep-beep
Many words that begin with I are longer than itchy and into
There's impossible and incredible and important too.
The letter I is quite a pip,
I think I'll take him on my trip
We'll have some fun, and do a flip,
Into my car, away we...
I, stand up straight and tall,
I, never bend at all.
I, important.
I, incredible.
I, dot the top and I will always
Be the same.
I, think of one thin line.
I, tall and straight and fine.
I, innocent.
I, intelligent.
I, I like I.
Spoken
And I like all the "I" words like "icicle" and "ice cream" and "idea", and also the words that begin with the other "I" sound like "igloo" and "insect" and "if" ...
Big Bird: I think that it is wonderful
To wake up with the sun
When it has just begun
To shine
Hello, bright morning sun
The Count: I think that it is wonderful
To hear the waking street
As all those busy feet
Go by
Hello, Sesame Street
Cookie Monster: Me think that it is wonderful
To wake up wanting food
To be in hungry mood
Is swell
[Don't worry, my tummy stop growling after me have breakfas...
Some kids just love
To play with dolls
Or put on funny hats
And some make pets
Of birds and fish
And dogs and
Alley cats
That's not the way
I like to play
I'm tired of all these
I need a very
Special friend
Won't you
Help me please?
I want a monster
To be my playmate
I want a monster
To be my friend
I want to get
For my own pet
A real live monster
Who's not pretend
Oh, I want a monster
To be m...
Shiny chum, don't be shy
Don't be mum, just say "hi"
And we can play together
I want to be your friend.
Let's play ball, let's fly kites
Best of all, let's be knights
We'll be so brave together,
I want to be your friend.
We can ride upon our horsies where adventure can be found
Save a dragon from a princess--or the other way around?
We will challenge every villain, in the east and in the west,...
I know I'm an exciting, OK kinda guy
I once had a girlfriend
And she went to pieces every time she saw me
This is the song I sang to her as she was falling apart
clears his throat
I held your hand
And told you that
I loved you
You turned around and
Walked right out the door
Seems like holding your hand
Was not enough
So I want to do something more
Oh I want to hold your ear baby
Wanna hold it ...
Bob: I want to hear raindrops tapping on my windowpane
I wish it would pour
Olivia: Would rain a lot more
??
Bob: I'm wondering why
Each cloud in the sky
Keeps passing me by
??
Oscar: It's lovely and dusty
But nothing gets rusty
I wish it would rain
Mr. Hooper: It's so hot and sunny
My ice cream is runny
I wish it would rain
Bob: I want to see colors in the rainbow once again
I wish it would p...
Ave o? ?ter notici?
Coloides can lo? lij? fluy? pillos?
Ave o? ?ter cantead
All the s?tiras ufo ion the suya?
Ave o? ?ter sotechado the bordas fluy? bey?
Taj? a li? abob? o?
Seguirles secura ufo a?n yak tore?
See hato yolillo circul??
Hatos the a?n ah? giles usa ligaste
Ay ufo higo I tahe?a I ?se a jit?.
I pondr? 'bota the orlad abobe ufo tejer?
No matar? h?roe o? gol, itas everywhere
La la la...
I do a lot of sleeping
I spend my days in bed
They pick me up to burp me
And when I'm being fed
I'm a baby
Ga-ga-goo-goo-bop-bop-bop
Baby
Ga-ga-goo-goo-bop-bop-bop
Rock me
I love my baby blanket
I love my teething ring
I love when Momma rocks me
The lullaby she sings
I'm a baby
Ga-ga-goo-goo-bop-bop-bop
Baby
Ga-ga-goo-goo-bop-bop-bop
Rock me
Yes I can say goo-goo
Yes I can say wah-wah
Yes I ca...
Voiceover: And now, live from the Sesame Street Library, here they are, The Bookworms
I'm the kind of worm
Who likes to coil up with a book
I worm my way inside it
And have myself a look
I'm a bookworm baby
Reading books is what I do
Background worms: That's what you do
That's what you do
And if you love reading baby
You can be a bookworm too
Some worms like to garden
They dig the dirt all day...
I'm a dog
I'm a workin' dog
I'm a hard workin' dog
Hard workin' dog
Now I never said I was a hog
And you can see I'm not a frog
I'm tryin' to tell ya, I'm a dog
I'm a cow dog
I'm a dog
I'm a workin' dog
I'm a hard workin' dog
Hard workin' dog
Now some dogs can fetch a stick
Other dogs will shake your hand
I even heard of a dog that can roll over
All I know how to do
Is take a hundred cows and ...
Well, I'm a little airplane nrrrow
I'm a little airplane nrrrow, nrrrow
I'm a little airplane nrrrow
I'm a little airplane nrrrow, nrrrow
And wangity-wang, wangity-wang
I'm a little airplane nrrrow
I'm a little airplane nrrrow
I'm a little airplane nrrrow, nrrrow
I'm a little airplane nrrrow
I'm a little airplane nrrrow, nrrrow
And wangity-wang, wangity-wang
I'm a little airplane nrrrow
I fly ...
I'm an aardvark, and I'm proud
I'm an aardvark, and I'm happy
I'm an aardvark,
If I try to be specific
And a little scientific,
I am feeling quite terrific
I'm an aardvark, fierce and free
I'm an aardvark, standing bravely
I'm an aardvark,
And I'm tough and smart and strong
And always right,
And that's the way I'll always be ...
Until I meet another aardvark
Who's bigger than me
Been to the moon
Saw all the stars
Up in a ship that flies
Here is the big surprise -
I'm an Earthworm
Seen other worlds
Orange and grey
Comets were sailing by
Wonderful to the eyes
Of an Earthworm
But I did not find flowers
Houses and birds and deer
And I could not hear music
Anyplace but here
So much to learn
Up in the air
Now that I have to roam
I learned that Earth is home
I'm an Earthworm...
a man between two monsters marches up
Man: Oh I'm between
blue monster bumps him
I'm between
green monster bumps him
And I'm feeling just like
A sardine
'Cause I'm between
You know what I mean
blue bumps him
It's not a happy scene
To be between
turning backs to us
Oh there's a monster on my left side
Green: turning Ho ha ha
Man: A monster on my right
Blue: turning Ha ha ha
Man: They're there f...
Jeffy: Hi there, Cookie Monster.
Cookie Monster: Oh, hi little friend Jeffy. How you today?
J: I'm not feeling too good, to tell you the truth.
CM: Oh, what the matter?
J: Well, you see, today I'm going to do something that my Mom says I have to do. And I am gonna do it, it's just that, well, you see ...
CM: What is it, Jeffy? What wrong?
J: Well ...
I'm going to get my hair cut.
CM: Oh.
J: I'...
Male singing voice: She can bounce, she can roll, she can spin like a wheel
She's got a rubber soul and her name is Cecile
Cecile no one can match ya
Cecile you're off the wall
Cecile I'm gonna catch ya
And when I do I'm gonna have a ball, wooo
Voiceover: And now, ladies and gentlemen, Cecile
Cecile: I'm gonna bring my love to you
I'll be there no matter what you do
I'd drive a car, or take a ...
spoken
Hello everybody, I'm a baby seal. This is a song I sing, whenever I'm feeling down in the dumps about the way I look.
sung
Look at the sky, look at the sea
Look at clouds and then look at me
I'm pretty
What I am is pretty
Look at a flower, look at a tree
Look at the birds, and then compare them to me
I'm pretty
What I am is pretty
Everything looks different
As individual as it can be
Bu...
upon arriving at his new job, working with the famous scientist, Dr. Igor
I'm proud
I'm proud
Who wouldn't be
If he or she was me?
a little later
I'm proud
I'm proud
I'm tickled pink -
It's my instinct ...
I think ...?
and upon solving experiment 1-CX - the maze
I'm proud
I'm proud
Who wouldn't be
If he or she was me?
Ta-da
Oh there are days, when skies are grey
And everything goes wrong
When I start yelling, "Go away"
And people say, "So long"
When everything's in disarray
I'm right where I belong
When fun's away on holiday
This grouch must sing this song
I'm sad, because I'm happy
And I'm happy, 'cause I'm mad
And I'm mad, 'cause it sounds sappy
To be happy when you're sad
Yes there are days when skies are grey...
Big Bird: I'm a bluebird that's been dreaming
Of a rainbow I can follow
To that old familiar place I long to see
Friendly faces, a smile to greet me
Or just a simple "Hello, how are you?"
Oh, without them, I'm so blue
There's only one thing that will do
To make this heartache end
To be back home again
sighs
Boy in audience Liston Bates, spoken: He sure looks sad.
Girl sitting next to boy Tawny...
Well, my Mama had a baby
And that baby's here to stay
Someday our baby maybe
Finally big enough to play
For now, I'm fetchin' diapers
For now, I'm helping out
I help feed him and I wipe him
When that food comes flying out
And it's me who knows how
'Cause I'm the big one now
I hug him and I squeeze him
And I help him learn to talk
I try hard not to tease her
While she's learning how to walk
I h...
Bob: I've got two eyes, one, two
They're both the same size, one, two
I've got two eyes...and they're both the same size.
Susan: I've got two ears, one, two
They help me hear, one , two
I've got two ears, they help me hear
Bob: I've got two eyes...and they're both the same size
Gordon: Two arms have I, one, two
I can hold them up high, one, two
Two arms have I, I can hold them up high
Susan: I...
Some mornings I wake up
I feel so good and new
I find my socks myself
I put my shoes on too
The feet are right, the feet are right
Is it not wonderful that the feet are right?
I, Grover, am big and tall
and very smart and kind of cute and wonderful
I think that there is nothing I cannot do
You can get the feet right too.
And then I go to eat
The cereal is not there
I see it on a shelf
I climb ...
Count is playing ominous music on a piano
Cookie: Hey Count, Count, woah, stop playing
Count: Ahh, Cookie Monster
Cookie: Well, well, well...
Count: That's three wells, ha ha ha
Cookie: Me no know you play piano that good
Count: Of course
Cookie: Oh, do me favor. Look- Me found terrific song-- it all about food Ya, you play piano and me sing it? Here, ya, good...Count resumes scary music
Cooki...
If I were a poet
I would write a sonnet
It would say "I love you"
Your name would be upon it
If I were a farmer
I'd give you a bunny
If I had a beehive
You would get free honey
Fa la la many times
If I were a baker
You could have a cruller
If I were a painter
Choose your favorite color
If I had some diamonds
I'd give you a few
Anything to show you
How much I love you
Fa la la, etc.
Did you gue...
Spoken: Oh, me love to look at sky at night, to see stars go twinkle-twinkle.
But, you know what me love to look at most - the moon.
It's so big and round. And you know what moon remind me of?
It remind me of big delicious cookie
Imagine, imagine what me do if moon was cookie.
Imagine.
Sung:
If moon was cookie, me think me would be
The happiest monster you've ever seen
I'd put on a spacesuit a...
Little girl: My L is lost, my letter L is lost
Fairy: If you've lost your L look around you'll find him,
Just look patiently
There's a letter L in lots of places
Look around you'll see
There's an L in love and out on a limb
There's a letter L at sea, in a lifeboat, luckily
Little girl: My L is lost My letter L is lost
Fairy: Did you look on the ledge, by the lake, on the lawn,
Or was he lying ...
Here in the middle of imagination
Right in the middle of my head,
I close my eyes and my home isn't home,
And my bed isn't really my bed.
I look inside and discover things,
That are sometimes strange and new,
And the most remarkable thoughts I think,
Have a way of being true.
Here in the middle of imagination
Right in the middle of my mind,
I close my eyes and the night isn't dark
And the thin...
Sometimes I imagine
That I would like to be
A knight in shining armor
In a castle by the sea
A knight in shining armor with a princess by my side
I'd have a magic feather and a horse that I could ride
And the king would say, "Sir Ernie, you're so handsome and so brave
Please rid us of this dragon breathing fire in his cave"
And I'd get on my horse and I'd start to ride
I'd travel my way throug...
In a cabin in the woods
A monster by the window stood
Saw a rabbit hopping by
Knockin' at the door
"Help me, help me, sir," he said,
"I ate the farmer's lettuce bed."
"Come on in," the monster cried,
"And sit down by the fire."
In a cabin in the woods
A monster by the window stood
Saw a farmer running by
Knockin' at the door
"My name" he said "is Farmer Lear
You've seen a rabbit go by here?"
t...
There's a tiger in my book
And a lion in my book
There's a sneaky alligator I can spy on
In my book
Sometimes all I need
Is a book to read
There are pirates in my book
On an ocean in my book
There's a sorcerer with secret magic potions
In my book
And to learn where the story will lead
I just read
On a quiet day
I could go outside and play
But there's adventure in my book
So exciting in my book...
spoken: Hi, I'm Suzy Kabloozie, and you know what I can do?
sung:
I can fly up in the sky
I can eat a forty foot pie
I can jump a great big hurdle
Or dance with a purple turtle
I can ride on the back of an ant
Well, no I can't
But in my head
Up there in my imagination
In my head
I can do it
It's a great sensation
In my head, in my head, in my head, in my head
I can do it in my head
I can drive...
There's a special place I know
That's not far from you or me
It's a place full of surprises
And it's called the library
In the library
You will find
Books of every shape and kind
In the library
The la la la library
You can read about flying
'Round the world in a balloon
Or find books about people
Who landed on the moon
There are stories about things like kings
Who dance with their fiddlers thr...
When I listen, in the quiet of the evening
What do I hear?
Water dripping, dripping
In the quiet of the evening
When I listen, in the quiet of the evening
What do I hear?
Crickets chirping, chirping
In the quiet of the evening
I hear a bullfrog croaking all night long
Hi, Uncle Ben
A hoot owl hooting his evening song
When I listen, in the quiet of the evening, argh
What do I hear?
Dogs bow-wow...
We're in with the in crowd
We're too hip to go outside
We're in with the in crowd
Indoors where the cool cats hide
We love stayin' in all day
Our biggest kick is puttin' stuff away
In the drawers, in the fridge, in the closet
You don't know 'in' 'til you've made a deposit
Hang with the in crowd
That crazy in crowd
Yeah, we're in the crowd
In with the in crowd
We're out with the out crowd
Can't...
It's incredible where you can go
In your imagination
Hitch a ride on a cloud
And go sailing off into the blue
Ask the high flying birdies
To come with you
On your vacation
There's a rainbow of beautiful colors
Waiting for you
Wheee
It's remarkable who you can be
In your imagination
Glub, glub, glub
You can swim with the fishies
Or go for a walk on the moon
Or make friends with a seal
And engag...
Two and two are four
Four and four are eight
That's all you have on your business-like mind
Two and two are four
Four and four are eight
How can you be so blind
sung in counterpoint:
Two and two are four
Four and four are eight
Eight and eight are sixteen
Sixteen and sixteen are thirty-two
Inchworm, inchworm
Measuring the marigolds
You and your arithmetic
You'll probably go far
Inchworm, inchw...
The scene is a field with many yellow flowers. The Inchworm, with numbers going down his back, and his Caterpillar friend are crawling through the grass, Inchworm carries a pencil and paper.
spoken
Inchworm: Two and two are four. Four and four are eight. Eight and eight are sixteen. Sixteen and sixteen are thirty-two.
sung
Inchworm: Two and two are four
Four and four are eight
Eight and eight ...
Cookie Monster: Oh, hello, this Alistair Cookie and welcome to Monsterpiece Theatre. Today, we present musical story of two monsters who no can get together because ... one is inside and one is outside. Big problem What to do? Well, let's find out. Here is "Inside, Outside Story".
The scene is the back of a building looking onto an alleyway. A woman, Maria, stands at a window above the street,...
It's in the singing of a street corner choir
It's going home and getting warm by the fire
It's true, wherever you find love it feels like Christmas
A cup of kindness that we share with another
A sweet reunion with a friend or a brother
In all the places you find love it feels like Christmas
It is the season of the heart
A special time of caring
The ways of love made clear
It is the season of t...
When I hear this music playing
Suddenly my feet are saying
Turn around, and turn again
It makes me feel like dancing
Suddenly my body's swaying
Swaying to the song they're playing
Turn around, and turn again
It makes me want to dance
I listen to the music
It tells me what to do
At first I'm just a dancer
Then I am the music, too
All dance
When I hear this music playing
Suddenly my feet are say...
BOY:
A girl named Rosalita moved in down the block
I think I like her but I'm much too shy to talk
A little bit of conversation is my goal
I'll break the ice with just a little Espanol
Hace calor, mucho calor
Could fry an egg on the cement it's so caliente
Hace calor mucho calor
How 'bout this weather it sure is HOT?
ROSALITA:
The boy from up the block just totally made my day
But I'm too shy ...
It's a long hard climb
But I'm gonna get there
It's a long hard climb
But I'm gonna get there
It's a long hard climb
But I'm gonna get there, yeah
I'm climbing to the morning sun
Well the road is steep
But I'm gonna get there
Well the road is steep
But I'm gonna get there
Well the road is steep
But I'm gonna get there, yeah
I'm climbing to the morning sun
The pathway to the top
Is tough and ro...
It's a long hard road
But I'm gonna get there
It's a long hard road
But I'm gonna get there
It's a long hard road
But I'm gonna get there
Good ?, I'm heading to the morning sun
Well the road is hard
But I'm gonna get there
Yeah the road is hard
I'm a-gonna get there
Every road is hard
But I'm gonna get there
Good ?, I'm heading to the morning sun
The pathway to the end is hard and rough and lo...
It's all right to cry
Crying gets the sad out of you
It's all right to cry
It might make you feel better
Raindrops from your eyes
Washing all the mad out of you
Raindrops from your eyes
It's gonna make you feel better
It's all right to feel things
Though the feelings may feel strange
Feelings are such real things
And they change and change and change
Sad and grumpy
Down-in-the dumpy
Snuggly, h...
Baby Bear: Sometimes I sit
And look at the sky
And wonder why
The sky is so high
And why it's blue
Do you do that too?
It's fun to wonder
Maria: Sometimes I try
To look up and see
A little bird
At the top of a tree
And wonder what
The birdie can see
It's fun to wonder
Gordon: I wonder why the grass is green
And why the skylark sings
I love the sense of pleasure
Wondering brings
Rosita: I wonde...
It's in every one of us
To be wise
Find your heart
Open up both your eyes
We can all know everything
Without ever knowing why
It's in every one of us
By and by
It's in every one of us
To be wise
Find your heart
Open up both your eyes
We can all know everything
Without ever knowing why
It's in every one of us
By and by
By and by
SPOKEN
Man 1: A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I...Hey, you know what letter comes after "I"?
Man 2, Man 3, Woman: "J"
Man 1: Right. And whenever I think of the letter "J", I think of all my friends whose names begin with the letter "J" like...
SUNG
"J", Joe, wearing jeans
Got himself a pocket full of jelly beans
"J", Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans
Hey, let's sing a song about "J"
SPOKEN
Man 2: Hey, you know,...
Today I wrote a poem
And I put it in my book
It's about a certain letter
That's shaped sort of like a hook
It's a very special letter
And I like it quite a lot
The big one has a line on top
The small one has a dot
It comes at the beginning of a word like jellybeans
Or John, or Jane, or Jenny
Or a brand-new pair of jeans
You'll find it in the alphabet
Between the I and K
And if you haven't gues...
J jump joyful jumble around.
Juniper, Jan, Jane, John.
J jump joyful jumble around.
Jack-in-the-box jumping all over town
Jingle jangle junk summer day.
Big J swingin', flyin' singin'--
J jump joyful jumble around,
On a just nice day with the jumpinest J's in town.
Jingle jangle junk summer day
Big J swingin', flyin' singin'--
J jump joyful jumble around.
On a just nice day with the jumpinest ...
hallelujah chorus
A light shines uopn Jamesha Kermit and a Chorus of "Alleluia" breaks out
Jamesha:Come on, Sesame Street
Sesame street:Jamesha Beard, I'm comming
Dorothy yelled:COME ON, GUYS
[Sesame street cohrus 10 joined with the gang]
Ernie:Can't we add them, Bert?
Bert:i don't know the lyrics are there,
Sesame Street:Jamesha love Kermit, Jamesha love Kermit, Jamesha love Kermit the Frog.....
Silence, a marathon runner jogs up to the camera, a seven on his shirt.
Jazzy music starts, numbers 1-10 flash on jazzy background.
Two hands up, fingers pop up one at a time as female voice and number above the hands count to ten.
Jazzy numbers again.
Numbered racecars pull up, voice sings 1-10.
Huge 7 is drawn on screen, voice sings "Seven"
Seven parts like curtains to reveal a wizard with 7...
Here's a story 'bout Jelly Man Kelly
He loves jelly the most
But most of all
Jelly Man Kelly loves Jello-on-toast
And here's the part about Jenny Mulhenny
She's the fireman's daughter
But most of all
Jenny Mulhenny loves to boil hot water
So Jenny put the kettle on Jelly Man Kelly
Can he come home Jenny can he come?
Here's a story 'bout Jelly Man Kelly
He sure loves jelly
And maybe someday you...
If there's something you don't know
That you'd like to learn about
Don't sit and mope all day
I know a real good way
To help you get things figured out
'Cause learnin' stuff
Is not so rough
In fact it's easy if you try
Just ask a question
That starts "Where" or "When"
Or "Who", "How", "What" or "Why"
Spoken:
Okay, wanna try?
Prairie Dawn: Okay, ummmm, I got one
Sung:
Why do flowers bloom in sp...
Little Girl: "This looks like a good place to put this letter Y. It's a letter that comes after X and just before Z. I bet Grover doesn't know what this letter is"
Grover: "Skedaddle... skedaddle... skaddle-UP I bet you think Grover does not know what this letter is."
Little Girl: "Well, Grover, do you?"
Grover: "No."
Little Girl: "I didn't think so."
Grover: "It's very pretty It starts out wi...
I'm Kingston Livingston the Third, as in three
Named after my dad, and his dad before me
But I'm an original, one of a kind, unique
So kick back and listen up while I speak
I watch all my friends flip their caps to the back
But I kept mine to the front because I like it like that
Not trying to be different, just doing my own thing
So come on, clap your hands and sing
Be yourself, easy as ABC
C...
There's just one me
Nobody like me
Take a look and see
Just one me
The sound of my voice is like no voice that you've heard
Whatever I am, I know I'm one special bird
There's just one me
Nobody like me
Look around and you'll agree
In the whole wide world of people that you see
There is just one me
There's just one you
Nobody like you
Take a look, it's true
Just one you
The smile on your face i...
If just one person believes in you,
Deep enough, and strong enough, believes in you...
Hard enough, and long enough,
It stands to reason, that someone else will think
"If he can do it, I can do it."
Making it: two whole people, who believe in you
Deep enough, and strong enough,
Believe in you.
Hard enough and long enough
There's bound to be some other person who
Believes in making it a threeso...
K
You're OK with me, oh K K K
Kindergarten kids in the nursery school
Kissin' and huggin' with K
K
You're a kissable letter, oh K K K
Kangaroos and kittens, Kathy and Kate, K K K
K
I'd like to keep you awhile
I'm keen on you
Even when you're silent, you knock me out
You know a thing or two about the alphabet
Now don't you? Whoo
K
You're OK with me oh K K K
Keavis and Kennels and Kevin and Kim,...
When Christmas time is over and presents put away, don't be sad
There'll be so much to treasure about this Christmas day and the fun we've had
So may happy feelings to celebrate with you
And, oh, the good times hurry by so fast,
But even when it's over there's something you can do to make Christmas last
Keep Christmas with you
All through the year,
When Christmas is over,
You can keep it near....
Glen Campbell: There's times when I'm up
And times when I'm down
There's times when I'm loose
And times when I'm bound
It don't bother me
'Cause I let it be
And just-a keep on smilin'
There's time's when I'm high
And times when I'm low
There's times when I'm fast
And times when I'm slow
It don't bother me
'Cause I let it be
And just-a keep on smilin'
I found the world is a better place
With a ...
At 6 o'clock I roll my truck out onto the street
Morning sun is shining on the trash that I will meet
There's broken dolls and rubber wheels, TV sets and orange peels
Baby rattles, paper plates, newspapers and rusty skates
Oooh Oooh Oooh keep on truckin'
You gotta sort it, shred it, burn it to ash
There's a lotta hard work when you're workin' with trash
Take it to the terminal, dump it on a ba...
spoken
Various voices: "This way, come on, he's over here", "Oh, look, his stripes ??, come on everybody.", "It's a pigeon rally"
Bert: Greetings, pigeon fanciers of America and guest pigeons voices of agreement and happiness We are meeting in the park for a special reason. Everyone knows you should not throw papers and cans on the ground, because it makes a mess for people, right? voices agre...
When I wake up and the mornin's bright
My mama often wonders if I'm feelin' alright
Cos' I'm runnin' for the toothpaste
I'm always in a rush
Oh, Mama, I can hardly wait to brush
My teeth my teeth brushing noises
I really love to brush
My teeth my teeth
I love to brush
My teeth my teeth brushing noises
Kids just love to brush
After lunch, Dad says, "What's the matter, Hon?
Don't you wanna play ...
spoken:
Ernie: And now, we'd like to do a song about our roots.
Bert: Ernie, we're gonna sing about trees?
Ernie: No, Bert. By roots I mean family. Or, as we say here in the country, kin folk.
Bert: We say that here in the country?
Ernie: All the time, Bert. Sometimes we sing about it.
Bert: Wow Yippee tay ay, Ernie Okay, here we go
sung:
Both: Kin folk kin folk
Kin folk kin folk
Just a way of...
Here comes King Minus
All listen and hear
How whatever he touches will
Poof, disappear
Just a touch of his finger
Brings forth this reaction
He makes things go away
It's like magic subtraction
One day while out riding he glanced up above
At a maid in a castle and his heart filled with love
But outside awaited the terrible fate
There were four awful dragons guarding the gate
One tried to fry hi...
If you want to see me, I'll tell you what to do,
Knock three times on my trashcan lid, and then I'll know it's you.
Knock three times knock, knock, knock sound
Knock three times knock, knock, knock sound
Knock three times knock, knock, knock sound while he sings:
And here's what I'll do:
I'll yell, "GO AWAY"
'Cause I don't wanna see you.
If you want to take me driving,
Out riding in your car,
...
Ernie: [Hi, Bert.]
Bert: [Oh. Hi, Ernie. Hey, I've been sitting here trying to think of what we can do with this here, letter "L".]
Ernie: [Oh. Well, let's see. You know one thing, you can sing sort of a "La La La" song with the letter "L".]
Bert: [Uh, what do you mean?]
Ernie: [Well, there are all kinds of pretty words that begin with "L".] Music starts. [You know, you can sing a few "La La L...
One two three
Four five six
Seven eight nine
Ten eleven twelve
Ladybugs
Came to the ladybugs' picnic
One two three
Four five six
Seven eight nine
Ten eleven twelve
And they all played games
At the ladybugs' picnic
They had twelve sacks so they ran sack races
They fell on their backs and they fell on their faces
The ladybugs 12
At the ladybugs' picnic
They played jump rope but the rope it broke...
Little Jerry: Well I ate my breakfast
And I cleaned my plate
Man, those eggs really tasted great
Jumped from the table
And I ran real quick
A Monotone: To thank those souped-up, cooped-up chicks
Little Jerry: The hens go
Hens: Braaack
Little Jerry: The hens go
Hens: Braaack
Little Jerry: Laying eggs
Hens: Braaack Braaack
Little Jerry: Around the clock
Well, they're warm and cozy
Nesting out of...
After Farley starts to sing "Let a Smile Be Your Umbrella", Oscar interrupts, saying that it really goes like this:
Oscar: Oh, let a frown be your umbrella on a rainy, rainy day.
And if your grouchy cries
Just tell her that a frown will always pay.
Whenever skies are gray
Don't worry or fret.
A frown will bring the raindrops and you'll always get wet.
So let a frown be your umbrella on a rainy...
Luis: What a little painting It's very tiny.
Maria: It's not tiny. It's itsy bitsy.
They exchange a scornful glare and move on to a very large painting.
Maria: Look at that enormous painting It's humongous
Luis: Well, I would say it's tremendous; I might even call it stupendous.
Maria: You would ...
They move to another painting.
Luis: Now that is a great painting. It's absolutely fantastic
Ma...
Doves do it
Hawks do it
Even puffins on the rocks do it
Let's do it
Let's lay an egg
Frogs do it
Toads do it
Alligators by the road do it
Let's do it
Let's lay an egg
We come from blue eggs and green eggs
Eggs that are speckled or tanned
Big eggs and small eggs
That's how we all began
Snails do it
Slugs do it
Even tiny twiddlebugs do it
Let's do it
Let's lay an egg
Snakes do it
Hens do it
Even...
Version 1
A room with a washing machine. As music starts, a man walks by with a laundry basket. A boy comes up, whacks the side of the machine so it starts running, then he sings
Boy: When you're eating spaghetti
And it gets all over your shirt
Little boy: coming in When you're making mud pies
And you come home covered with dirt
Man: When you look like you live in a pig pen
And you don't even ...
When you're playing baseball
And you fall in second base
When your hands are greasy
And you wipe 'em any old place
When you're putting on makeup
And there's more on what you wore
Than there is on your face
I know a way that I bet we could
Get those dirty clothes lookin' good
Let's do the wash
It makes your clothes so clean
Let's do the wash
Just put 'em in the washing machine
I love to hear th...
Let's go driving in an automobile
Let's take a ride in a car
Listen to the motor go vroom, vroom, vroom
As we travel near and far
Vroom, vr-vroom, vr-vroom
Vroom, vroom, vroom
Vroom, vr-vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom
Vroom, vr-vroom, vr-vroom,
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom,
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom.
Let's go driving in an automobile
Let's take a ride in a car
Listen to the horn go beep, beep...
Oh welcome, oh welcome to our little play
we're ever so glad that you joined us today
now, let's make a face, it's a great thing to do
we'll start with the parts for there are quite a few
Ernie: These are a part of the face it is true
Sometimes they're greenish or brown, black, or blue
You use them to see with, they call them your eyes
whatever the color, they look very nize
Prairie: Nize?
Ern...
When I find I can't remember
What comes after
"A" and before "C,"
My mother always whispers,
"Letter B."
She told me "B" starts
"Big" and "bird" and
"Ball" and "bat" and "battery."
Yes, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh means
Letter B.
Letter B, letter B, letter B, letter B.
She whispers "Buh-buh-buh means Letter B."
And when I feel downhearted,
Mother whispers
"B" words constantly,
Like "bib," "Bob," "Bulb...
Is it so hard
To understand I love U
'Cause no other letter
Looks and sounds like U do
Oh, I love your "uh" sound
And have I ever told you
That I'd be upset
If you left the alphabet
That's why I hold U, hold U, like I do
U stand for understanding
For up and undemanding
And U stand for underwear
For ugly and unfair
And I don't know any letter
Who makes the "uh" sound better
Than the letter U
I ...
While lying in my bed, I heard the alarm bell ring
The bell woke me up quick as anything
I sure am glad the bell rang that way
Cause otherwise I might have stayed asleep all day
Oh the bells, listen to the bells
Ding a ling, hear them ring
Everybody listen to the bells
Eating breakfast with my brother, heard the telephone
ding a ding ding dong ding a ding a ding dong
It went ring ring a ding, ...
She loves numbers as much as me
And she's a great counter, just wait, you'll see
Whenever she can, she stops to shout
Counting the numbers, never leaving any out
She's little miss, little miss, little miss count along
She loves to count while singing our song
Little miss, little miss, little miss count along
Come on and count with us, you can't go wrong
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Let's coun...
I believe in little things
That you can hardly see
Like honeycomb and spider webs
And starfish in the sea
I believe in little things
Like icy drops of rain
That melt into the morning mist
When winds are warm again
I believe in little things
Like colors in the sky
And noticing the waves roll in
And how the flowers die
Knowing they'll be back again
Whenever it's July
I believe in little things
L...
Susan: [Go on, Gordon.]
Gordon: When skies are grey and days are dark
And life kinda gets you down
Don't sit, knit your brows and frown
Don't jump in the creek and drown
Reach out one time to find a friend
And then you will understand
That life's worth living
Living hand in hand
Susan: When you're feeling downhearted
When you're lower than dust
When you're feeling so downright mean
You could p...
Let me tell you all a story 'bout a girl named Lonesome Joan
When she was three she thought she'd try to tie her shoe
Her Momma said, "I'll show you how"
She pushed her Mom aside
"I'll do it alone," said Lonesome Joan
And her laces stayed untied
Oh, Lonesome Joan, Lonesome Joan
Felt she had to do everything alone
She said, "I don't need no help, I can do it by myself"
Oh, Lonesome, Lonesome Jo...
Here's a little something
All of us can see each day
Now let's all take a look at it
Closer in every way
You'll see many things
That you'd never believe were there
So come and look a little closer
If you dare
Although there's so many tiny little parts
That your eyes can't see
You couldn't ever hope to guess
What it's gonna turn out to be
Is it round or flat, skinny, square
Or short or tall?
Cl...
Bert: "Hey Ernie Hey Ern.."
Ernie: "Hey there, Bert."
Bert: "Hi. Listen the radio is playing soft and then loud. Something wrong?"
Ernie: "That's the volume control, Bert. See this little button here? That's the volume control."
Bert: "Yeah, you're the one that's doin that, huh?"
Ernie: "And when I turn the knob this way, it makes the radio play louder."
Bert: "Yeah, I know. See, I'm tryin to ...
Every time I see the ocean I get choked up with emotion, it's true.
When I'm riding on my board catching waves into the shore with you.
I got a monster surfer dream, got to keep the water clean and blue,
So come on all around the world, let's do what surfing monsters do.
Come on and love, love, love, love the ocean.
Show respect for the sea.
Be a friend to the water 'cause
It's a friend to you...
[Bong, bong, bong]
Big Bird: Hey Oscar, that's pretty. What is it?
Oscar: That, Big Bird, is my low trashcan lid.
Big Bird: Oh, really?
Oscar: Yeah, that's 'cause it makes a low sound when i play it [bong]. I also have a middle [bong], and a high [bong]. And I will now play a melody.
Grover: Oscar, you must be joking.
Oscar: I'm not joking Grover, and you can play a melody too if you have thre...
In a cold and far-off place
There was a lower-case N.
Lonely and cold, she would stare off into space
And it was known that she would cry now and then.
Lower-case N, standing on a hill.
The wind is very still, for the lower-case eh-en...
occasional, unearthly "oohs" in background now
And then one day a rocketship
Came racing from the sky.
It landed on the hill and there opened up a door
And so...
Dale a tu cuerpo
Alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa darle
Alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo
Alegria Macarena
Eh, Macarena
Dale a tu cuerpo
Alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa darle
Alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo
Alegria Macarena
Eh, Macarena
Rosita: Get down, Elmo Yeah
Elmo: Elmo has something to tell you
The Macarena is a dance
Named after a girl in Spain called "Macarena"
Maybe...
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen and boys and girls, presenting Little Jerry and the Monotones
Followed by screams from adoring fans
background singers: We're mad. Very angry, very, very angry.
Real mad. Very angry, very, very angry.
When someone socks me in the eye
And they don't even tell me why, that makes me mad.
Very angry, very, very angry
When I'm walkin' down the street
And someone stom...
Mahna mahna
ba dee bedebe
mahna mahna
ba debe dee
mahna mahna
ba dee bedebe badebe badebe dee dee de-de de-de-de
repeats
mah mama na mahna mah namwomp mwomp
ma mo mo mana mo
mahna mahna
ba dee bedebe
mahna mahna
ba debe dee
Mahna Mahna
ba dee bedebe bedebe badebe debe de-de de-de-de
long pause
...mahna mahna?
I, I, I
I love to do the mambo
I, I, I
It is my favorite dance
I won't be shy
As long as I
Can mambo I, I, I
I, I, I
I love to feel the rhythms
I, I, I
I feel like going with them
I could sigh
Whenever I
Mambo I, I, I
It's not the cha cha or the tango, oh, no
It isn't even the fandango, no, no
To do this dance
I'd take a chance
And try ....
Oh, I would try
I, I, I
I love to do the mambo
I, I, ...
Big Bird: whispers to Maria You look beautiful
Priest: We are here today to celebrate the marriage of Maria and Luis. When two people get married what they do is make a promise to each other. Luis and Maria are making a promise today. A promise to share their lives together. A promise to help one another and care for each other. And love each other for the rest of their lives. They are celebra...
Mary had a bicycle, bicycle, bicyle
Mary had a bicycle
Its paint was red as fire
Everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went
Everywhere that Mary went
The bicycle had a flat tire
Me Everything I am is me
The best thing I can be is
Me in my mirror
Me in my bed
Me in the pictures I make in my head
Oh me
What a thing to be is me
Utterly delicous
And since there's no choice I am sure I and me agree
There's nobody nicer, smarter, better, sweeter ...
Can't you see ... than me
Me And My llama
Me and my llama
Goin' to the dentist today
Seems a little crazy
Guess you're just too lazy
You gotta get your teeth cleaned today
Me and my llama
Jumped out of our pajamas
And ran off to the dentist today
Me and my llama
Me and my llama
We're goin 'to the dentist ooo-eee
Yes, it's just my llama and me
Tell me if you feel afraid
Remember just to whisper softly into my ear
I won'...
Me and my M
We go mmmm, mmmm, mmmm
When we see a moose
What a moose, what a moose
And the moose meets a monkey
With a jar of marmalade
Mm-mm-mm
And me and my M
We were standing with them
When the moose bent down to say
"Lay some marmalade on me."
And the monkey did
Mm, mm...
Me and my M
We go mm, mm, mm....
When we see the mess the monkey made
On the moose with marmalade
Me and my M, mm-mm
We ...
Cookie Monster: [Oh, this music make me so sad.]
Ernie: [How can it make you sad, Cookie Monster?]
Cookie Monster: [Oh, because me try to get with it and hustle down to disco for good time, but it all go bad.]
Bert: [Aw, c'mon, how bad could it be?]
Cookie Monster: [Bert, you sit. Me tell you whole true story...]
Background Girls: Where's my cookie?
Help me find my cookie
Please?
Where's my co...
spoken
Kevin: Hi, I'm Kevin.
Pheobe: And I'm Phoebe.
Count: I'm Count von Count.
Kevin: Here's a little song for you guys and gals out there who can't quite figure out what the wacky world of measuring is all about.
Phoebe: And it goes something like this ...
Count: It goes exactly like this
sung
Phoebe: How deep is your bathtub?
Count: 2 feet
How high is your shelf?
3 feet
Kevin: How tall is ...
Milk, milk, milk
So good, so warm and white
Milk, milk, milk
Makes everything seem right
Miss Mary M, M, M
Made mucho mess, mess, mess
Spilled chocolate milk, milk, milk
All down her dress, dress, dress
She moped and moaned, moaned, moaned
Then things got bad, bad, bad
She fell in mud, mud, mud
Man, she was mad, mad, mad
Miss Mary M, M, M
Is really sweet, sweet, sweet
But she's the most, most, most
Messy girl you'll meet, meet, meet
M
SPOKEN:
Herry: Hey, Cookie Monster What letter is that that goes up, down, up, down?
Cookie: That the letter "M", Herry.
Herry: Hmmmm...
Cookie: And the letter "M" reminds me of lots of wonderful things to eat.
Herry: Mmmm...let's think of some.
Cookie: Okay.
SUNG:
Cookie: Mmm, marshmallows
Herry: Mmm, meatballs
Cookie: Mmm, ready to munch Mmm Mmm
Herry: Mmm, malted milk
Cookie: Mmm, mustard
H...
Train whistle blowin
Makes a sleepy noise
Underneath their blankets
Go all the girls and boys
Rockin', rollin', ridin'
Out along the bay
All bound for Morningtown
Many miles away
Cookie's at the engine
Maria rings the bell
Big Bird swings the lantern
To show that all is well
Rockin', rollin', ridin'
Out along the bay
All bound for Morningtown
Many miles away
Maybe it is raining
Where our train...
Mothers and children from long ago,
Mothers and children from far away,
So many of them, being together,
It's always been that way.
Some of them lived in dusty castles,
Some of them lived where monkeys play.
Each of them caring for the other,
Just as they do today.
Sharing a story, playing a game,
Looking alike, well, almost the same.
In cities, and jungles, and deserts, and farms,
See all the...
Big Bird gives everyone pictures that he drew of them.
Big Bird: And last but not least, ta-da
Shows picture of Mr. Hooper.
Big Bird: Well, I can't wait till he sees it
silence
Big Bird: Say, where is he? I wanna give it to him. I know He's in the store.
Bob: Uh, Big Bird. He's ... he's not in there.
Big Bird: Oh. Then where is he?
Maria: Big Bird, uh, don't you remember we told you? Mr. Hoope...
A rose is a rose,
'Cause that's its name
Toes goes with nose
They sound the same
But don't smell a rose that's between your toes
'Cause the way that it goes,
You'll fall on your nose
Hoop di doo-dle doo-dle, you'll fall on your nose
Nose goes rose toes
Toes rose goes nose
You couldn't say pickle or pig or tickle you gotta have "O's"
If it rhymes with toes
The cat is called Matt,
'Cause that's ...
spoken
Grover: Elmo, Elmo, Elmo
Elmo: Yeah, Grover?
Grover: Hey, hey, it is time for me to tell you about my favorite color.
Elmo: Oh, Elmo would be happy to hear about Grover's favorite color.
Grover: Good.
Elmo: Just as soon as Elmo tells Grover all about Elmo's favorite color. music starts
Grover: Oh, okay.
Elmo: Do do do-do....
sung
Red can be a fire engine zooming down the street
Red can ...
Cowboy 1: Now that we bought an "O", here's a letter you can have for free.
Cowboy 2: What's that?
Cowboy 1: The letter "P". My favorite letter.
Cowboy 2: Oh yeah? Why?
Cowboy 1: 'Cause of all the great food that begins with the letter "P".
sung:There's peanuts, pears and popcorn.
There's pickles, peppers, peas.
There's pineapples and peaches,
and potatoes if you please.
There's pizza, pie, th...
Muppet One:
My home's in the city on the 19th floor
You may think that's high but there's 19 more
There's lots of apartments everywhere you go
There are people on top and traffic below
You can hear buses beeping and the neighbor's TV
You can say it's noisy but it's home sweet home to me
Muppet Two:
My home's in the jungle in a wooden hut
There are trees around it and wood to cut
Lots of noise ...
She's my real martian beauty
She's my number nine cutie
She has nine hairs on her head
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Tied up in ribbons of red
She has nine little eyes
All the same size
Looking up, down, round, and straight ahead
She has nine little holes in her turned up nose
And she snores when she goes to bed
She has nine arms that's one of her charms,
Each just like the other;
Some people say ...
Zoe comes dancing in
Hiiiiii -
My name is Zoe
And I'm proud I'm proud I'm proud
And what I'm proud about
I'm gonna tell you right out loud
IIIII -
Can spell my name
I know all the letters by heart
I bet you didn't know
That Zoe monster is so smart
dances over to blocks
The first one is my favourite
It's the zig-and-zaggy "Z"
Looks kind of like a lightning bolt
A "Z" that stands for me
brings "...
Television's an invention
Close to my heart
But I know something twice as cool
And three times as smart
Cups and pencil sharpeners
Are okay machines
But this one blows them all away
Come see what I mean
You gotta see my new computer
Come and check it out
I'm gonna show you
Ah - ha - ha
Just what it's all about
First we gotta turn it on
By flipping the switch
Now you get to see exactly
Which th...
I have a furry shadow, it looks a lot like me
It goes wherever I go, as you can plainly see
And when I do like this...
Or when like this I do...
Or when I run around and round
And round and round and round and round
And round and round and round and round
panting My shadow does it too.
My furry little shadow, it sleeps with me at night
I know because it's always there when I turn on the light
...
When my family gets together,
There's more than two or three.
There's my sister, my father, my mother, my grandma, my grandpa, my dog, and me.
Seven places set for dinner,
And seven cups for tea.
For my sister, my father, my mother, my grandma, my grandpa, my dog, and me.
Now there's me, that's one,
My sister makes two,
And dad and mom are three and four.
Grandma is five, and Grandpa makes six...
Clementine is standing on a ranch porch, a triangle-bell hanging next to her, as she says...
spoken
Clementine: Whenever I see this here triangle-bell, it reminds me of my old home where I grew up, The Triangle Ranch. And it makes me feel like singing, so I will.
sung
I once had a home
A triangular home
With three sides and three corners to boot
we now see a lovely triangle-shaped house as she...
Announcer: Nancy the nanny goat lived north of Nantucket.
A bird pops out of the top of the N.
Announcer: Nancy had a pet, a nice nightingale.
Nightingale: I am a nightingale
Scene changes to inside the N and we find Nancy in front of a mirror putting on her napkin.
Announcer: Now, Nancy was a nincompoop because around her neck she wore a narrow napkin
Switch to a close-up of a clock which pul...
Bert: spoken
Oh boy. Oh boy. It's one o'clock.
The little hand's on the one, and the big hand's on the twelve.
You know what I say to myself every day at one o'clock?
I say to myself, Bert, it's one o'clock now - time for one of the most exciting things I do everyday.
It's time for my nap.
Sung:
Oh, it's time for a nap now
Time for resting my head
Yes, it's time for a nap now
Nice and comfy in...
I nearly missed a rainbow
I nearly missed a sunset
I nearly missed a shooting star
I nearly missed a rainbow
I nearly missed a sunset
I nearly missed a shooting star going by
While lookin' at my feet, at a crack in the sidewalk
An old tin can by the side of the road
I nearly missed a rainbow
I nearly missed a sunset
I nearly missed a shooting star going by
While studying a brand new hole in my...
While looking at my feet, at a crack in the sidewalk
An old tin can by the side of the road
I nearly missed a rainbow
I nearly missed a sunset
I nearly missed a shooting star going by
While studying a brand new hole in my sneaker
Finding a quarter and an old bus token
I nearly missed a rainbow
I nearly missed a sunset
I nearly missed a shooting star going by.
Looking down at the ground means y...
No matter what you look like
No matter what your name
No matter the house you live in
In some ways everybody's the same
You shiver when it's cold out
Feel warm when the sun gets hot
When you're happy you laugh and you giggle
When you're sad you cry a lot
No matter what
No matter big or tiny
Or eyes of brown or blue
No matter the shape of the nose on your face
Some things are true about you, ye...
I like your eyes
I like your nose
I like your mouth
Your ears, your hands, your toes
I like your face
It's really you
I like the things you say and do
There's not a single soul
Who sees the skies
The way you see them
Through your eyes
And aren't you glad
You should be glad
There's no one, no one
Exactly like you
crowd cheering
Big Bird: Hi everybody, it's me, Big Bird. Well, I'm back and I've decided to stand right here and keep barking until Mr. Snuffleupagus finds me. BARK BARK ARF ARF.
Gordon: Ah come on now, Big Bird, hey, Big Bird, cut it out, will ya? There's no such thing as a Snuffleupagus ...
Mr. Hooper: That's telling him.
Gordon: He's just an imaginary friend of yours ...
Big Bird: No, Mr.S...
Well an octopus' life isn't easy
I want to tell you why
Too many arms to wave hello with
Too many to wave good-bye
Oh no, no, no
I just don't know which arms to use
I've got the 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 blues
I took a fish on a date to the movies
She said, "Honey put your arms around me tight"
I said, "By the time I put all my arms around you
Gonna be sometime next Wednesday night"
Oh no, no, no
Life i...
Oh, what a fabulous party
My, what a swanky soiree
Yes, anybody who's anyone
Is gathered at the table today
I'm sitting next to the Hostess
Right next to Flippy the Chimp
He's next to Princess von Toaster-head
And she's sitting next to a Blimp
Next comes the Bowling Pin Heiress
Next to the family from Voop
They're next to somebody no one knows
Who stuck his nose in the soup
He's next to Doctor...
Old friends, new friends
Home with the family
We'll be together at Christmas
Snowflakes, sleighbells
Bringing back memories
We'll be together at Christmas
Some things change with passing years
Let this feeling stay
Old friends, new friends
Hoping we'll always be
Here with each other together
On Christmas Day
background fish in brackets
There's a place
Where I can sit
Just me, myself and I
On my pond on my pond
On my pond
Where the water's
Fresh and clean
And peaceful as a sigh
On my pond on my pond
On my pond
Look at the grass all around me
It's green as the smile on my face
Look at the trees they astound me
Wow, what a beautiful place
There's a spot
Where no one lives
But quiet little fish
On my ...
Oh, the number one is not my favorite number why?
'Cause one means only me and there's no you aw, Ernie
But one plus one you see
Makes two, that's you and me
And it's more fun when one and one make two
Oh, one and one make two
At least I'm pretty sure they do
Oh yes it's true
One and one make two
Now, say you want to play upon a seesaw
You're all alone and don't know what to do well, what woul...
Ernie: I've got two eyes
Elmo: Oh, got two eyes
Ernie: So I can see
Elmo: Yes, eyes can see
Ernie: I've got two ears to listen to what you say to me
Elmo: What you say to me
Ernie: I've got a mouth
Elmo: Yes, got a mouth
Ernie: So I can speak
Elmo: A mouth can speak
Ernie: I've got a cheek right here
And here I've got another cheek
Elmo: Another cheek
Ernie: I've got a nose
Elmo: One little no...
Monsterpiece Theatre overture plays as we pan in on Cookie Monster seated in his chair wearing his lovely red smoking jacket.
Cookie Monster: Good evening, and welcome to Monsterpiece Theatre. Me Alistair Cookie. Tonight me proud to present, "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest". Story of number one and his historic flight over cuckoo's nest. Here now, "One Flew Over Cuckoo's Nest".
He picks up wh...
Big Bird: One little star, all alone in the sky
Do you ever get lonely as the twilight drifts by?
Olivia: One little star, in the darkening blue
Do you long for another just the way that I do?
Snuffleupugus: Sky begins to fill; darkness ends the day
Someone who I love is far away.
Olivia: One little star, reaching far through the night
Do you shine on my someone? Are we sharing your light?
Oh,...
There's magic in the air this evening
Magic in the air
The world is at her best, you know
When people love and care
The promise of excitement is one the night will keep
After all there's only one more sleep till Christmas
The world has got a smile today
The world has got a glow
There's no such thing as strangers
When a stranger says "Hello"
And everyone is family, we're havin' so much fun
Afte...
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
If you guessed this one is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely...right
Another version:
Three of these things belong together
T...
Every song the
World sings, each
Was once unknown
Somebody felt a song
Inside and wasn't
Afraid to sing alone
If you feel the music
And you sing it clear
And true
Then the world can
Sing with you
One small voice can
Teach the world a song
Start with one small
Voice till another
Sings along
And then you'll feel the
Music growing full and
Sure and strong
One small voice can
Teach the world a son...
Ernie:
Let's sing a song that everybody knows
A song that we've all heard before
The tune is simple we know how it goes
With simple words and nothing more
The steady rhythm and the harmony
Makes singing such an easy thing so.....
Let's sing a song that everybody knows
So that everyone can sing
Bert:
Yeah Like,
The bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain
The bear went over ...
I go up, you go down
I go in a straight line
You go round and round
I go over and under, you go through
Tell me why do you always do the opposite
of what I do?
I go left, you go right
I travel in the daytime
You prefer the night
Wherever I go away from, you go to
Tell me why do you always do the opposite
of what I do?
Well, when I come in honey, you go out
You're sure of yourself and
I am fill...
Oscar: I'll give you a song
That I think is tops:
If you keep up this racket,
I'm calling the cops
music starts
David: Oh, Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here
Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here
All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow
Gonna sing some singalongs anyhow
Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here
Big Bird: Oh yeah
Oscar don't allow no banjo-strumming here
O...
Farley: So, so that's the letter A, Oscar.
Oscar: Right and luckily the next letter is B. So I am going to make a B sandwich.
Farley: A B sandwich?
Oscar: It's an old family recipe. Everything in the sandwich starts with the letter B.
You begin with some brown bread and Boston-baked beans
Add boxes of bacon and bits of blue jeans
Boiled boots, billiard balls, black berries too
Butterscotch, br...
Doooo
A gooey piece of uncooked bread
Reeee
A drop of blinding? sun
Meeee
The only person I can stand...
Faaaa
Where you should go away
Sooooo
The bottom of a dirty shoe
Laaaaaa
A dopey word that makes no sense
Tiiiiiii
A drink that I won't have with you
Then we go right back to
Do, no, no, no no, no, no
doooooo Don't you
reeeeeee Know how
miiiiiiii Glad I
faaaaaa Am
soooo That we're
laaaaa Do...
I know a lot of folks who are extremely loyal
To a banjo or a nice guitar
But I prefer a greasy can of olive oil
With a broken broom handle by far
Some people think the sound of a trombone's devine
But I think wet paper and a comb are fine
So blow the soda bottle, let the soup cans crash
'Cause one guy's treasure is another guy's trash
In Oscar's junk band, Oscar's junk band
Stamp your muddy f...
Around
Around
Around
Around
Over, Under, and Through
Around
Around
Around
Around
Over, Under, and Through
Near
Far
Near
Far
Around
Around
Around
Around
Over, Under and Through
Lyrics repeat faster and faster until Grover eventually collapses to the floor
Yo-Yo Man: Here's a little poem about over, under, around, and through. He spins his yo-yo in each direction as he names it.
Scene changes to show a shipwreck underwater and a big fish.
Yo-Yo Man: A large and hungry fish named Pete
Decided it was time to eat.
He looked around for a little snack
And finally spotted a guppy called Jack.
line here? Pete chases Jack over, under, around, and throug...
If I could only paddle like a doggie oughta paddle
I would paddle my way to you
No river too wide or lake too deep
I'd splash on forward any date to keep
If I could only paddle like a doggie oughta paddle
I could paddle the ocean blue
And nothing out of place a doggie's steady paddle pace
I could paddle my way to
Gotta get through to
Paddle my way to you
Sing it boys
background of dogs barking...
This here's a story about paper makin'
And this little class that I've been takin'
We make paper but not out of trees
We use old rags and dungerees
How do we do it?
You'll see
First we cut 'em into pieces that are kind of small
Then we put 'em in a beater than beats 'em all
Turns 'em into pulp that is kinda like soup
Then we pour it into buckets and we stir up the goop
Sounds fun, right?
Then ...
I am part of the whole
The flag on your pole
I'm the wheels of your car
The points on your star
The crust of your roll
I'm the blade of your skate
The latch on your gate
I'm the quilt on your bed
The hair on your head
The feet on your foot patrol
I am part of the whole
Don't ever doubt me
Part of the whole
You'd be useless without me
And deep in your heart
Be glad I'm part
Part of the whole
I ...
Bert: Hey, hey everybody I've got another great game for ya
All: Yay Wow All right
Bert: This is so much fun Now, when I say pat your tummy, you pat your tummy. OK? Here we go...
Oh, listen to the song that's humming in your ear
And you'll have more fun than you've had all year.
Just shake your leg with a
Shake, shake, shakey shake,
Shakey, shakey, shake, shake
Pat your tummy with a
Pat, pat, ...
Takes a lot of little nuts
To make a jar of peanut butter
'Cause one peanut in a jar
Really doesn't go too far
Gotta crack and shell and mix 'em
There's no other way to fix 'em
Takes a lot of little nuts to do the job
Dump the peanuts from the bag
And start 'em on that old conveyor
Get 'em roasted and assorted
Don't have any time to spare
Please don't think I'm being pushy
Make all real soft a...
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 pennies in your hand
Buy eight red balls of bubble gum,
From the penny candy man.
Eight cents will buy you eight licorice sticks,
Whip and snap like rubber.
Eight cents buys eight valentine hearts
That all say Hubba, hubba, hubba,
Hubba, hubba, hubba, hubba, hubba.
Eight cents will buy you eight jelly beans
Or eight candy slices of orange.
Eight cents will buy you eight mints o...
Oh, who are the people in your neighborhood?
In your neighborhood?
In your neighborhood?
Say, who are the people in your neighborhood?
The people that you meet each day
a blue muppet, I believe, walks onstage
[Bob: Oh, hi there, little fella.]
[Anything Muppet 1: Hello.]
[Bob: Hey, listen, know who you could be if I gave you this little hat and this bag to go over your shoulder?]
[Anything Mup...
Gotta brush my pearly whites
So they don't lose their bite
And when I swim downstream
I make those other fishes scream
They'll jump with delight
With delight
At the sight of my white, bright
Cleaner than clean, I mean
Perfectly pearl white teeth
They're the key to my success
I'm the King of Toothsomeness
All the little fish beside me
Tried to hide, but when they spied me
They were stunned Oh, ...
Picture a world where the rivers are clear
Where a dunk in the water is just a block or two from here
And try to think of a way to make it that way
Picture a world of honey warm haze
And the wind playing tag in the playground trees on summer days
And try to think of a way to make it that way
Brown frog talkin' to a butterfly
Flowers growin' oh, so high
Skies wide open, stars so near
Just reach...
Kermit talking to off-stage person: That's the sound of the letter P. See the sign right there? See those big P's there. Piper's Pickled Peppers. No that's Piper's Pickled Peppers. What's that Charlie? Wipe off the microphone?
he rubs mike on trench coat and looks into camera
Oh, oh, hi ho there This is Kermit the Frog and I'm speaking to you from the pickled pepper patch of Peter Piper who's ...
Elmo: speaking, to his doll Baby David, look at the moon...and the stars gasps and the planets Wow...
sings Planets, moon and stars
Above the world so high
Higher than the clouds
Higher than the sky
Planets, moon and stars
Are shining down through space
Each one in its home
Each one in its place
Earth is far below
Below each shining star
Earth is what we know
Earth is where we are
Planets, moo...
Gordon: Hey, there's some music so why not play along with all of us here on Sesame Street.
Play Along
Play Along
Hey, pick up anything you find and play along
Susan: Guess what, Gordon?
You can play it on an old tin pan
G: You can play it anyway you can
SG: But we all got to play together, play along
Oscar: I don't wanna sing or play
G: Oh come on Oscar, you gotta get with it
GS Play along
Bi...
I've been lately thinking about my life's time
All the things I've done and how it's been,
And I can't help believin' in my own mind
I know I'm gonna hate to see it end.
I've seen a lot of sunshine, slept out in the rain
Spent a night or two all on my own
I've known my lady's pleasures had myself some friends
Spent a time or two in my own home.
I have to say it now it's been good life all in a...
Man: I know a song, and it goes like this: "Hmm-mmm"
It's a pretty little song, and it goes like this: "Hmm-mmm"
I can't remember how the rest of it goes
But, one fine morning, I suppose
I'll remember the end of the pretty little song
I know a song that the birds all sing: "Tweedle-dee"
Bird: Tweedle-dee
Man: It's a pretty little song that the birds all sing: "Tweedle-dee"
Bird: Tweedle-dee
Ma...
I am very proud of me,
I think I will sing out loud of me,
There ought to be a crowd of me
Because I am so special.
Yes, I do have pride in me,
I love ev'ry bright blue side of me,
I feel so satisfied in me
Because I am so special.
P-R-I-D-E spells pride,
That is P-R-I-D-E.
Pride is the feeling of feeling good about me,
About me.
Yes, indeed, I please myself,
My fingers, my toes, my knees, mys...
Sometimes when I'm in a mood
I think of animals I might have been
I could have been a wombat or a goose
I could have been a monkey or a moose
I could have been a dragon
Or a horse that pulls a wagon but I'm not sure what
Let others be a lion or a lamb
I'm proud to be the creature that I am
I'm proud proud proud to be a cow
I'm proud proud proud to be a cow
My skin is soft as silk
I give a lot ...
We are not in a position to display these lyrics due to licensing restrictions. Sorry for the inconvinience.
It's a rainy day;
It's a rainy day.
It's raining outside,
And I can't go out and play.
Why do we need the rain anyway?
Rain falls everywhere,
Fills the rivers and streams,
Flows into the reservoirs
Purified and clean.
Water to do the wash,
Water to drink,
Water is flowing
Through the pipes into our sink.
It's a rainy day;
It's a rainy day.
It's raining outside,
And I can't go out and play.
I g...
Furl and Getty, Don and Zeddy is my name
Rhyming and rappin, is my game
So listen up, and don't forget
The easy rhythm rappin' alphabet
Let's break
Grover is now breakdancing - most hysterical
It starts right off in the usual way
With the very first letter, the letter A
After that is B and C,
Then we move to D and E
F and G are next on track
Hey, as I continue with my alphabet rap
H appears th...
So reach your hand up high
Your hand up high
And maybe you'll touch the sky
Reach just a little higher and you may catch a butterfly
So reach your hand up high
Your hand up high
Up on your toes
Stretch your fingers
Stretch for the apple above you
Reach for the person who loves you
You can touch if you try
So reach reach reach reach reach your hand up high
Reach for a leaf, reach for a cloud, r...
spoken
Zoe: Big Bird?
Big Bird: Yeah, Zoe?
Zoe: Ya know what I like best?
Big Bird: What?
Zoe: Learning to read.
Big Bird: Oh, me too.
Zoe: Big Bird, ya know what else I like best?
Big Bird: No, what?
Zoe: When a grown-up reads to me. I wish a grown-up would read me this book, right now
Big Bird: Hmmm ... well, I know a good way to get them to do it.
Zoe: You do?
Big Bird: Sure, now you're Mar...
Spoken:
Vern: Howdy, my name's Vern, this here's my gang nods to man on one side, woman on the other. We're special sort of cow-pokes and we'd like to tell ya a little bit about ourselves.
Sung:
Vern: We travel all around the west
Just looking for a chance
To satisfy our passion
For adventure and romance
We do the things that cowboys do
Like fussin' with our herds
But what we really love the m...
Billy Idle: Last night as I was lyin'
Just loungin' in my bed,
Heard such a loony howling',
Stood my hair up on my head.
Lunged over to the window,
Flipped the floodlight right on.
Hey, there's a letter L
On the loose,
Leaping across my lawn
I heard the letter L
Let out a "luh-luh-luh."
The little rebel L,
He cried, "Luh-luh-luh."
Luh-luh-luh"
I heard the letter L
Let out a "luh-luh-luh."
The ...
It's like a "G" that broke its back
Remember "Q" because it's queer.
It starts like this and turns up here.
Remember "Q" because it's quaint.
It's like an "A" but then it ain't.
However you remember "Q", hey, I don't care.
But remember "Q", well, because it's there
Q
Maria: Rhyme out, rhyme out
We're gonna have a rhyme out, rhyme out
It's a new kind of game
Where you look for a word
That will sound just the same
As the word you tried to
Rhyme out, rhyme out
Big Bird: And we're gonna rhyme
Store, door
Maria: Store, floor
Big Bird: Store, snore
Maria: Store, core ... [come on]
Big Bird: [Ummm ... store ... ummm ...]
Maria: [Come on]
Big Bird: [Oh ...]
Maria:...
Saturday summers, when I was a kid
We'd run to the schoolyard and here's what we did
We'd pick out the captains and we'd choose up the teams
It was always a measure of my self esteem
'cause the fastest, the strongest, played shortstop and first
The last ones they picked were the worst
I never needed to ask, it was sealed
I just took up my place in right field
Playing...
Right field, it's easy,...
When we finish rock and rollin' on Saturday night
We need a change of pace and so we say "Alright"
We know just what
It is we need
These rock and rollers want something to read
Well it sure is lots of fun to be a rock and roll star
But being a rock and roll reader is better by far
That's why we're here
We're all agreed
These rock and rollers need something to read
We're rock and roll readers
r...
spoken introduction
Little Richard: Hi I'm waiting for my friend Rosita. She's supposed to be here to help me sing a song about the way she makes me feel. Now where can that girl be?
Rosita: jumping up SURPRISE laughs
LR: Oh Rosita
Rosita: Mmm-hmmm?
LR: You surprised me
Rosita: Is that good?
LR: Oh yeah, I love surprises.
Rosita: Oh
LR: I like ALL the ways you make me feel.
begins to play the ...
Drive, drive, drive your car
Gently down the street
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a treat.
Rub your tummy, just like this
Rub it all day long
Rub your tummy, rub it hard
While we sing our song
Rub, rub, rubba, rub
Rub, rub, rubba, rub
Rub, rub, rubba, rub
Rub, rub, rubba, rub
Rub, rub, rubba, rub, rub
Play and sing along
Pat your head, just like this
Pat it all day long
Pat your head, but not too hard
And sing our silly song
Pat, pat, patta, pat
Pat, pat, patta, pat
Pat, pat, patta,...
Rubber Duckie, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you;
woh woh, bee doh
Rubber Duckie, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise
Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend, it's true
doo doo doo doooo, doo doo
CHORUS:
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
rub-a-dub-a-dubby
Rubber Duck...
spoken after smoking piano riff
Well, here I am in my tubby again. And my tubby's all filled up with water and nice fluffy suds, honey. And I've got my soap .... looky here ... and I got my washcloth ... look at this ... and I got my nifty scrub-brush, honey, just scrub, just scrub. And I got my big, BIG, fluffy towel to dry me off when I'm done. And I got my piano. And there's one other thing...
Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime so much fun,
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you;
woh woh, bee doh
Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true
doo doo doo doooo, doo doo
Every day when I
Make my to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
rub-a-dub-a-dubby
Rubber Ducky, you're so fin...
Run, run, everybody run.
Come run with me, and we'll have fun.
Hey, run, run, everybody run.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Let's run.
You can run in the city.
You can run in the park.
You can run in the morning.
You can run in the dark.
You can run down hills on the beach in the sun.
It really doesn't matter if you open up and run.
Hey, run, run, everybody run.
Come run with me, and we'll have ...
Ya got a lotta curves
Ya got a lotta style
I especially like your S-profile
S, S, S, you're the best
You start words like "sail"
You start words like "sun"
You start words like "stop" when I'm on the run
S, S, S, you're the best
You've got no sharp points
You've got no straight lines
But when it comes to making words
You do just fine
S, S, S, you're the best
S, S, S, you're the best
spoken
Sssss Say hey I'm Sammy the snake, and I'm here to tell you people something about the letter "S".
sung
Oh, I'm Sammy the snake
And I look like the letter "S"ssss.
Oh, yes.
I'm all wiggly and curvy,
And I look like the letter "S"ssss.
I confess.
But do you know the sound
Of Sammy the snake?
Well, the sound of the letter "S"
Is the sound I make.
spoken
I say "Sssssss"
Let me tell you abo...
Mahna Mahna: I know a couple, name of Jack and Jill.
They love each other and they always will.
'Cause when Jill gets an itch in the middle of her back,
All she does is turn to Jack.
And she says:
Jill: Scratch my back
Oh, baby, won't you scratch my back?
Really nothing to it
Love it when you do it
Baby, won't you scratch my back?
Mahna Mahna: When Jack feels itchy, they just make a switch.
He...
It's springtime
Leaves sprout and grass grows and birds start to sing
Walk in the park, take a ride on a swing
In springtime
Then comes summer
Sun is hot, grass is green, there is no school
Bathing suits, lemonade, swim to get cool
In summer
Then comes autumn
Red and gold leaves fall from trees every day
School starts and summer birds all fly away
In autumn
Then comes winter
Snowmen and snowba...
Come on everybody
Sing along, sing along
Everybody sing along with me
Dance to the music
Clap your hands, count to three
Join our Sesame Jamboree
Cookie Monster: Circle left, circle right
Swing your cookie, take a bite
Sesame Jamboree
Cookie Monster: Me and cookie, do-si-do
Eat it up and down it go
Sesame Jamboree
Come on everybody
Sing along, sing along
Everybody sing along with me
Dance to t...
Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame Street
Come and play
Everything's A-OK
Friendly neighbors there
That's where we meet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street
It's a magic carpet ride
Every door will open wide
To happy people like you--
Happy people like
What a beautiful
Sunny Day
Sweepin' the ...
Stormy Night
Not even a cloud in sight
On my way, to where the sky is dark
Can you tell me how to get, how to get to
Yellowstone Park?
I'll never get it Never, never, never, never
Voiceover: And now, live from the nursery, it's Baby Fats Domino with his big hit, "Shake Your Rattle and Roll"
Spoken with background singers in brackets:
A lot of you babies out there have been lying around on your blankies sucking your binkies Well I say, babies need exercise too, you know? So come on, if you want to grow up healthy and strong..Sing it baby
Sung :
Grab your rattle and baby ...
Cookie: Me got some something that you want
You got some something that me want
Put both somethings together and share
Ernie: I'll take my something that you like
You take your something that I like
Then put both things together and share
Both: One for all, all for one
Sharing every everything and having a ball
Ernie: Maybe one something is little
Maybe one something is bigger
Cookie: But hey ...
She'll be comin' 'round the mountain
When she comes, Yoohoo
She'll be comin' 'round the mountain
When she comes, Yoohoo
She'll be comin' 'round the mountain,
She'll be comin' 'round the mountain,
She'll be comin' 'round the mountain
When she comes, Yoohoo
She'll be scolding her hair stylist
When she comes, will you please
She'll be scolding her hair stylist
When she comes, will you please
She'...
Got a brand new dance that I'm nuts about
A new dance that she's nuts about
Well, first you suck your cheeks in
Then ya puff 'em out
Suck in your cheeks; then ya puff 'em out
Raise one hand, then the other
Like you're climbin' a tree
Yeah, pretend that you're a squirrel
It's the thing to be
Come on and take a chance
And do a Silly Squirrel Dance with me
Squirrel Dance with me
Now give your tai...
A man walks on a road by a country fair. When he reaches the 5 mile marking stone, he is joined by a snake with wings and booted feet, a sheep with duck's feet, and a duck with booted feet and no wings.
Sheep: Baa-aa-aah
Duck: Quack-quack
Narrator: Simple Simon met some animals, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the animals -
Simple Simon: Something is wrong, somewhere.
Duck: jumping up,...
Low, Middle, High- High, Low, High,
Low, Middle, High, High,
Low, Middle, High- High, Low, High
Low, Middle, High, High
High, Middle, High, Low, Low, Low,
Low, Low, Low- High,
Low, Middle, High- High, Low, High,
High, Middle, High, Low.
Simple notes 1-2-3
How pretty they can be.
Low, Middle, High- High, Low, High
Low, Middle, High, High,
Low, Middle, High- High, Low, High
Low, Middle, High, Hi...
Sing
Sing a song
Sing out loud
Sing out strong
Sing of good things, not bad
Sing of happy, not sad
Sing
Sing a song
Make it simple
To last your whole life long
Don't worry that it's not good enough
For anyone else to hear
Sing
Sing a song
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Sing
Sing a song
Sing out loud
Sing out strong
Si...
The Oinker Sisters are in brackets
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Sing
Wouldn't you like to sing?
Sing a song
Sing a simple little song
Sing out loud
Don't you shine when you sing?
Sing out strong
And you never will stop, no way
Sing of good things, not bad
Just sing of good things
Sing o...
Sing what I sing, sing after me
Be my echo if you can be
Sing tra la la tra la la
Mi mi mi mi mi mi
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hee hee hee hee hee hee
Pick a peck of peppers pick a peck of peppers
Fiddle diddle dee fiddle diddle dee
Be my echo be my echo
Sing what I sing sing what you sing
Follow the leader and sing after me sing after me
Sing what I sing, sing after me
Be my echo if you can be
Sing de...
spoken Hit it, Dave. piano starts
Sing what I sing, sing after me
Be my echo if you can be
Sing yuck, yuck, yuck
music stops as Telly interrupts
spoken Telly: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait ... yuck, yuck, yuck?
Oscar: Telly ... I'm the leader now and you have to sing after me. Now, come on everybody here chuckles
sung
Sing yuck, yuck, yuck
the kids and Telly sing, less than enthused: yuck, yuck, yuck...
Olivia:
I like to sing, sing in the shower. Ah-ha
As the water falls, I let my voice ring loud and clear.
I like to sing, sing in the shower. Ah-ha
'Cause I love the way that my singin sounds in here.
And as I sing I imagine I'm upon the sand,
Imagine that I'm singing with a great big band.
My records are playing on the radio.
And I'm going to be the star of a great big show
Ernie:
That's why ...
Sisters and brothers
Brothers and sisters
Ain't we, everyone?
Brothers and sisters
Sisters and brothers
Every father's daughter, every mother's son
Brothers and sisters
Sisters and brothers
Each and every one.
Sisters and brothers
Brothers and sisters
Every mother's daughter, every father's son
Ain't we lucky, everybody, bein' everybody's brother?
Ain't we lucky, everybody, lookin' out for one...
SPOKEN:
Ernie: What are you doing, Bert?
Bert: Sitting and thinking.
Ernie: Thinking about what?
Bert: My favorite number.
Ernie: Oh? That's really ... boring, Bert.
Bert: Not my number, Ernie.
Ernie: Well, what is your favorite number?
Bert: I thought you'd never ask ...
SUNG:
Bert: Six
Ernie: Six?
Bert: My favorite number is six
Ernie: Bert, nobody's favorite number is six.
Bert: Sometimes I...
Both: Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
Susan: If they don't fit right, I'll give 'em to my brother.
Both: But all the same, don't we have fun?
Half a dozen of the other, six of one.
not sure where the next line fits in:
Gordon: Not much money to spend ...
Somewhere in the song, Susan is admiring some garment, and Gordon sings that he thinks she'd look just perfect in it for Halloween. I ...
Voiceover: "Here's a little number I thought you should know.
It has snails in it so it goes kind of slow.
It's called 'Six.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 snails
Six tiny snails leaving six silver trails,
Six silver trails as shiny as nails,
Six shiny nails with six pointed tips,
Six silk sails on six sailing ships.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ships.
Well the six sailing ships on six spouting whales,
All got home to ...
Gimme me a one one
Gimme me a two two
Gimme a three three, four four, five five
Gimme a
Six soccer socks sitting on the shelf
Six soccer socks there by themself
Six soccer socks walking down the hall
Six soccer socks walking tall
Six soccer socks walking down the stairs
Six soccer socks walking in pairs
Six soccer socks sure look neat
Six soccer socks stepping to the beat
Six soccer socks what...
Skin
Covered all over with beautiful skin
Skin
Covered all over from ankle to chin
Lovely skin on kneeses and noses and ev'rywhere
Skin on tummies and toeses and under your hair it's even there
Oh skin
Wonderful colors and beautiful tones
Skin
Think of without it you're nothing but bones
Skin is ever so lovely no matter the color you're in
Let's hear it for skin
Beautiful skin
Skin
Covered all...
spoken
Big Bird: Gosh Sky sure looks beautiful tonight, Mr. Bennett.
Tony B: Oh, it sure does, Big Bird. All the twinkling stars and that wonderful moon.
Big Bird: Yeah. And just think - Slimey flew all the way to the moon in his spaceship. He must be a very brave worm.
Tony B: Oh, he sure is.
sungTo go off, chasing moonbeams
A worm needs to be nervy
He needs guts, and stickability
When things...
Stewardess Worm: On your right, WormAir passengers, you can see Cleveland, home of the Johnson Worm Farm...
Spotlight falls on Dusty
Flying home, to see our new baby.
A new son or daughter for me,
For Slimey, a new brother or sister
I wonder which...
Suppose it's a baby boy,
Named Squishy, or Squudgy, or Squashy, or even...Jim.
I wonder what he'll look like,
What kind of worm he'll be.
I bet t...
Boy: Some enchanted lunchtime
You may see a stranger
Someone you don't know yet
Drinking her juice alone
he gets up from his seat, going towards her
And you'll say "hello"
And give her a smile
And ask her to sit with your friends awhile
Would you care to join us?
Girl: Some enchanted lunchtime
You may see a stranger
Someone no one knows yet
And they're all having fun
You're finished your juice...
Some
Some
None
Some
None of us are here
Some of us are here
None
Some
None
Some
ALL
Yeah, all of the people
And all of my friends
And all of my cousins
And all of my family
And all of my brothers
And all of my sisters
And all of the people are...
Well, some of my cousins
And some of my sisters
And some of the people
And some...
And some...
And none
None
None
Some
None
Some of us are here
None ...
Somebody come and play
Somebody come and play today
Somebody come and smile the smiles
And sing the songs
It won't take long
Somebody come and play today
Somebody come and play
Somebody come and play my way
Somebody come and rhyme the rhymes
And laugh the laughs
It won't take time
Somebody come and play today
Somebody come with me and see the pleasure in the wind
Somebody see the time is getti...
Someday, little children, someday soon
There's gonna be a lotta people, yeah
They're gonna be living on the moon
Yeah, living on the moon someday,
It might sound crazy, but it's true
You know who's gonna make it happen?
Well, it might be you, someday my little children
Living on the moon, someday my little children, yeah
It might be you, little children
Come someday, hey, hey, hey.
Come someda...
La La La La La
La La La La La
La La La La La
La La La La La
Songs, are around whenever you need them
Songs, follow you wherever you lead them
Songs, they seem to come alive each time you sing 'em
Songs, you can play them straight or you can swing 'em
Songs, don't know how we'd get on without them
Songs, you can hum them, whistle or shout them
Songs can keep you company when you're alone
So fin...
part one
The Spaceketeers, the Spaceketeers,
Yes, we're here, the Spaceketeers
We'll take a trip
In our spaceship
And we'll sing this tune
As we fly up to the moon
The Spaceketeers, the Spaceketeers,
Give three cheers for the Spaceketeers
Spaceketeers
Spaceketeers
part two
The Spaceketeers, the Spaceketeers,
We took a trip a trip
In our spaceship yes we did
And we sang this tune,
As we flew up...
Mom: in doorway, to Gerald, who is in bed Goodnight, dear.
Dad: in doorway, too, to Gerald Goodnight, Gerald. and to the dog, on the floor beside the bed Goodnight, Sparky.
Mom: to Sparky Goodnight, Sparky.
Gerald: Goodnight, Mom. Goodnight, Dad. Goodnight, Sparky.
Door closes and lights go out. Sparky jumps up and runs to the foot of the bed where he makes a huge shadow of an alligator on the...
Splish splash I was takin' a bath
Long ago a Saturday night
A rub-a-dub, just relaxin' in my tub
Thinkin' everythin' was alright
And when I stepped out the tub
Put feet on the floor, I wrapped the towel around me
And I opened up my door and than
Then I ooh, splish splash, I jumped back in the bath
How was I to know there was a party goin' on?
How was I to know there was a party goin' on?
Yeah ...
Miss Hammy Swinette and her trashcan
Sometimes it's hard to be a trashcan
When folks get piggier each day
They throw their trash down
They throw it all 'round
But no one's throwing it away
This is a park it ain't no pig sty
Why don't you lend a helping hand
And toss your trash in
This big old trash bin
'Cause after all it's just a can
Background pigs: Oink, oink, oink, oink
Stand by your can
G...
Rick Bert: Stick out your hand and say hello
You might meet someone just like you who's really great to know
Rick: Now, mind you, I love the friends I've got
Bert: Oh, sure. But making a new one hits the spot
Rick: Howdy, I'm Rick, how are you, man?
Bert: Hello
Rick: It's always swell to run across another oatmeal fan
Bert: I'm Bert, and hey, meeting you is neat
Those shoes and socks do wonder...
I have fur that's blue and fuzzy
You may not have fur that's blue and fuzzy
Still we like each other
I like gooey peanut butter
You may not like gooey peanut butter
Still we like each other
Mmmmmmm ....
We are friends
You and me
And it doesn't matter what we look like
Or if sometimes we don't agree
'Cause
We are people who are different
People can be very very different
Still they can like eac...
Oh make believe that you are swimming in the deep blue sea
And there's no one else around
Your arms are really working and you're swimming real hard
And your feet can't touch the ground
Yeah you're really goin' at it and you're having a ball
And then you hear this sound..... BUZZ
That means stop
Ring
Now make believe that you're a monster and you're really mean
And you're jumping up and down
Y...
Old Lady: Excuse Me.
Hip Dude: Watch it, lady
Old Lady: Pardon me, sonny
music plays a little louder now as he sings to the camera
Hip Dude: Down below the street
Can you dig the steady beat?
It's the subway
All: Subway
Bert: Moving right along
Hear the rhythm loud and strong
It's the subway
All: Subway
Man With Mustache: 'Cause there isn't any room in this town
Prairie Dawn: They put all the ...
Beet beet
Sugar beet
Beet
Sugar beet
Sugar beet beeeet
Beet beet
Sugar beet
Beet
Sugar beet
Sugar beet beeeet
Sugar sugar beet
Sugar shu beet beet
Sugar sugar beet
Sugar shu beet beet
Beet beet
Sugar beet
Beet
Sugar beet
Sugar beet beeeet
Beet beet
Sugar beet
Beet
Sugar beet
Sugar beet beeeet
we see a man dipping his hand into a big vat, he takes out his finger, tastes it and says ...
Sugar
ki...
Big Bird: I have a little song.
It isn't very long.
missing lines
Scene changes to show Bob, wearing an old-fashioned boy's costume with straw hat.
Bob speaking: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. A lot of water splashes on him.
Scene changes to show Bob in ordinary outfit, at Oscar's can.
Bob singing: You go to visit Oscar. You knock upon his can.
Knocks, lid opens and s...
Swamp Mushy Muddy
Swamp Mushy Muddy
Swamp Mushy Muddy
For a more pleasant spot
A grouch could never wish
Swamp Mushy Muddy
Swamp Mushy Muddy
Swamp Mushy Muddy
Is where grouches love to fish
When I throw my pole in
Or when I go trollin'
I always catch a rubber tire or a pan
It's ugly and smelly
And awful
And fishing is unlawful
And the air is like my garbage can
Oh, it's littered and crummy the...
Bumble Artie had a party
On his birthday number nine
Which isn't bad--in fact, it's fine
Except he asked nine swine to come at ? for birthday cake and wine.
Except his mom, Sweet Adeline
Who went to work at nine past nine
Just hated swine to drink her wine
?
So--he simply didn't tell her
At nine past nine, the pigs and swine broke down the door
And gobbled cake and oinked nine grunts
And pulle...
Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a mule?
A mule is an animal with long funny ears
Kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
Or would you like to swing on a star
Ca...
Tadpole, wiggling in the water
Brand new world is there for you to see
Lots of time till you grow to be
A big frog like me
Tadpole, haven't got a worry
Biggest job is swimming peacefully
Wonder if you know you'll grow to be
A big frog like me
Changes happen as time passes by
Soon enough, you'll be grown
With a home on a lily pad
And some tadpoles of your own
Oh, little tadpole, wiggling in the...
Take a breath
Take a breath
Smell a smell
Sniff a sniff
And take a breath
You can move your feet to walk
And you use your tongue to talk
But your mouth and nose are waiting
Take a breath
Take a breath
Take a breath
Smell a smell
Sniff a sniff
And take a breath
You can move your teeth to chew
But your face is turning blue
Get some air inside of you
Just take a breath
You never think of breathin...
Cookie Monster: Hi Bob
Bert Bob: Hi Cookie Monster
Bob: You know, Cookie Monster, you look a little tired
CM: Uh Bob. You right. Me just ate whole box cookies and me feel a little tired
Bert: Well, you know, I just spent a whole hour playing with my paperclip collection, and I'm feeling a little tired myself
CM: Well, you know what that mean?
Bert: No I don't. What does that mean?
CM: It mean ...
You gotta take care of that smile
Take care of that grin
That happening place
Right there on your face
Between your nose and your chin
You gotta take care of that smile
Take care of that grin
Take care of that smile
You gotta take care of that smile
Keep keeping it bright
That wonderful glow
That shimmer that shows me
That you are feeling alright
You gotta take care of that smile
Take care of ...
Takin' turns, you're sharing the good times
Takin' turns, you're sharing the fun
Takin' turns, can't wait to get in there
Takin' turns is better than one
Takin' turns
Grover: At telling a story
Takin' turns
Oscar: You're startin' to bore me
All: Takin' turns, you're sharing the good times
Takin' turns, you're sharing the fun
Takin' turns, can't wait to get in there
Takin' turns is better than ...
I remember back when I was very small
There used to be this light switch in the hall
I was much too short to reach it so I couldn't turn on the light
My mom would have to turn it off at bedtime ev'ry night
And of course my dad could reach it and my sister could reach it too
But somehow I was just too small and what was I to do?
Well time went by and I just grew and grew
And I was tall enough -...
Tall Texan: Well I'm a tall, tall Texan
I'm talking tall, tall, tall
He comes from Texas and he's really tall
I change a light bulb easy
I play great basketball
He's great at light bulbs and at basketball
Even the longest long-johns
Are always way too small
The longest long-johns always way too small
Short Texan: Well, I'm a short, short Texan
I'm talking real petite
He comes from Texas and he...
Female Singers:
Teeny Little Super Guy
Pops right up before your eye
He's no bigger than your thumb
Teeny Little Super Guy:
Snap your fingers, here I come
Now stop me if you've heard this one...
Female Singers:
Don't look in the sky
Don't look in the sea
He's inside of you and me
Teeny Little Super Guy:
Did I ever tell you about the time?...
Female Singers: You can't tell a hero by his size
Al...
lead singer picks up phone in phone booth
Operator: Number please
I'm saying hey operator, please give us a hand
Ya gotta help us out 'cause we're the telephone band
We're calling all people that are sittin' at home
With some rocking and rolling on the telephone
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah....
Rock rock rock rock rock
The telephone rock
Everybody sing now
Rock rock rock
The telephone rock
It's the ...
Female Goldfish wearing a wig: Golden fish with long, flowing tails
Plant: Leafy plants growing in red gravel
Snails: Two cute snails crawling through the water
Four other fish swim in, one of them is red and looks a bit like Telly.
They line up with the two female Goldfish in the upper corners,
the males in the lower corners and the Telly lookalike in the middle.
The treasure chest in the cor...
Here's the story
Of a sliced baloney
A loaf of bread
A lettuce and some cheese
That were stored
In the refrigerator
Food: Where all we did was freeze
'Till one morning
Came this guy named Telly
He saw them
And then had more than a hunch
He went and put them all together
Telly: They make a healthy lunch
Food: A healthy lunch
A healthy lunch
Yes, together we make a healthy lunch
So then Telly to...
Sometimes I look up at the stars and pretend
There's someone way out there who could be my friend
If only I somehow could make my way there
I'm sure there'd be lots of great things we could share
And though we'd be different as different can be
In some ways I bet they would be just like me
They'd show me new things like outer space birds
And teach me to say some neat outer space words
Yip-yip....
10
A number 10 from Tennessee
Kissed a blueberry-beaked budgie
And after that he lay in bed
While ten blueberries grew on his head
counts as the blueberries pop out all over the number 10
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
The doctor said "I have a cure
Stay in bed for ten days more."
counts off the days on the calendar
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
When that old ten felt well again
He jumped and c...
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Ten tiny turtles on the telephone
Talking to the grocery man
"We would like some lettuce,
Please send us ten heads please,
And ten sweet potatoes
And ten rutabagas with the dimples on their knees.
And send us 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Artichokes
Ten eggplants over easy
That's one of our little jokes ha ha ha
Ten leafy, leafy collard greens
And please make sure...
Oh everything comes in its own special size
I guess it can be measured by where you put your eyes
It looks big when you're close
And it looks smaller back a bit
That's about the size of it.
Oh the big becomes the little
When you see it back a bit
The huge becomes the dinky
Which is just the opposite
Of the larger that gets smaller
It never seems to fit
That's about the size of it.
That's about...
I'm a pretty flower
The same thing goes for me
We started out as seeds and grew
That's how we came to be
We grew beneath the ground
Kept growing every day
We made it to the top
And now we're really proud to say
That's how we got here
That's how we got here
That's how we got here
We grew up from the ground
That's how we got here
That's how we got here
That's how we got here
And we're glad that ...
When I see some baby pigeons
With their mommy in a nest
I get a joyous feeling
Sort of rising in my chest
That's love
When I see a perfect rock
Or a row of paper clips
A quiet kind of pleasure
Sends a smile onto my lips
That's love, too
When I hold my little nephew
And I bounce him on my knee
And I'm smiling down at him
And he's smiling up at me
Love's a simple thing to see
Why go on for hours...
When I lost Homer, well I went downtown
To the man at the Animal Lost and Found
I said, "Have you seen Homer, he's as cute as can be?"
And the man brought a cuddly puppy to me
And I said
"Whoa, no, that's not Homer
Wo wo, that's not Homer
Oh oh, Homer
Homer where can you be?"
And the man said,
"Describe your pet to me."
I did, but okay
I said, "Homer's got four legs, he's got two eyes
He's the...
spoken:
Ernie: Hey, Bert.
Bert: What is it, Ernie?
Ernie: You know, Bert, I just remembered I didn't put away all my toys. I left a big mess in the other room. Do you think I should get up and clean that stuff up now?
Bert: Ernie, it's time to go to sleep now. You can do that in the morning.
Ernie: It's pretty messy in there, Bert.
Bert: Well, Ernie, you're just a little messy. I've learned th...
What do people do all day?
People work and people play
Everyone, in their own way
Helps make the world go 'round, ohhhh
Busy people, the whole day through
All have got a job to do
Doing things for me and you
That's what people do
Bus drivers drive buses
Grocers give us food
Clowns make us laugh,
Giggle, and feel good Ohhhh
That's what people do all day
People work and people play
Everyone in t...
Bert fixing the machine: "Ha Well, this machine knows what letter comes next. I put this here..."
Ernie: "Hi there, Bert. What's that machine you're working on?"
Bert: "Oh hi, Ernie. This is my latest invention, my automatic "R" detector."
Ernie: "No kidding."
Bert: "Yeah. Anytime this machine hears an "R" or an "R" word, it rings a bell. I'll start it up for you now...."
sound of machine star...
Ernie spoken: "Hi there. Ernie here. And now, we'll have Professor Hastings lecture us on the next letter of the alphabet: the letter U. Uhhhh, professor?"
Professor: "Huh? Huh? Ah, yes. Good day.
sung U is for underpass, U is for underwear, U is for... uhhh... uuhh..." falls asleep
alarm clock rings
Ernie spoken: "Up, professor"
Professor: "Huh? Huh? Uhm...
sung U is for upper plate, U is for...
One two three four five six seven
Said the Alligator King to his seven sons,
"I'm feelin' mighty down.
Whichever of you can cheer me up
Will get to wear my crown."
His first son brought seven oyster pearls
From the bottom of the China Sea.
The second gave him seven statues of girls
With clocks where their stomachs should be.
The third son gave him seven rubies
From the sheikdom Down There Bene...
Let me tell you 'bout a boy
He loved to say his alphabet
He loved to say it all day long
Until the sun began to set
He'd stand right up and say it proud
Say it soft and say it loud
And when the moon had come and gone
While he waited for the dawn
You'd hear 'im say... What would he say?
He'd say
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
The alphabet was what he loved to say
Wanna hear another story?
Let me te...
A, b, c, d
E, f, g
H, i, j, k
L, m, n, o, p
Q, r, s
T, u, v
W, x
Y and z
Now I've said my ABC's
Won't you sing along with me
A, b, c, d
E, f, g
H, i, j, k
L, m, n, o, p
Q, r, s
T, u, v
W, x
Y and z
Now I've said my ABC's
Won't you sing along with me
David: Oh, your knee is kind of roundish, like an orange or an egg.
All three: Oh, ABC
Maria: Oh, the shoulder is a joint that holds your body to your arm.
And everybody's got them, on the city, on the farm.
They're useful if you want to wave hello or wave goodbye.
And if you want to wiggle them, it's easy if you try
All three: Oh, ABC, hope, when you are older,
You'll still sing a song about ...
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one
Five Five Five Five
Let's sing a song about five
How many is five?
Then the skits, and after the baker fell, they'd sing:
And that's the song of five
The ball goes up
The ball goes down
The ball keeps going round and round
I'll catch
You throw
Heads up heads up follow
The ball goes up
The ball goes down
The ball keeps going round and round
I'll catch
You throw
Heads up heads up follow.
Narrator: Listen, while I tell you, a story old and true,
About how Casey Macphee the engineer got his train through.
He faced the toughest duty, an engineer could do,
But he was brave and not afraid and he got his train through
Through, through, through, he got the train through.
Through, through, through....
Cookie Monster: Me got the train, and get it through.....
N: Train was carrying moo ...
This is the ballad of The Sad Cafe
It's a funny little place down Oklahoma way
Where the cowpokes go to feel sad and blue
And their cows and their horses
Well they go there too
cows and horses join in
Yes their cows and their horses
Well they go there too
It's a sad, sad, sad cafe
We sit at the tables
And we cry all day
Boo hoo, boo hoo
Boo hooing at The Sad Cafe
Now we all come here when we'r...
In old Transylvania when I was a lad
Our castle was poor but we never were sad
We learned to be happy
We'd dance round the hall
And learning to count was the key to it all
By counting each count I knew just where to start
And one special step has stayed close to my heart
One two three, spread out the cape
One two three, twirl round the floor
One two three, left foot you swing
One two three, th...
Telly: There's a secret password
Everybody knows
If you'll keep it secret,
I'll tell you how it goes.
Baby Bear: It ends with Oko Noko,
It starts with Letter P,
The word is Poko Noko
Lexine Zoe: Poko Noko
Telly Baby Bear: So sing along with me
Telly: NOW
All: Poko Noko Poko Noko Po-ko Noko
Poko Noko Poko Noko Po-ko Noko
Poko Noko Poko Noko Po-ko Noko
Poko Noko Poko Noko Po-ko Noko-no
Telly: Oh...
Wolf in leather jacket dances in
Big Bad Wolf: My mom is glad
Big Glad Wolf Mom: top left, in a white dress I'm the big glad wolf - glad
Big Bad Wolf: My sister's sad
Big Sad Wolf Sister: top middle, in a green outfit I'm the big sad wolf - sad
Big Bad Wolf: My brother's rad
Big Rad Wolf Brother: top right, with shades and a surfboard I'm the big rad wolf - rad
Big Bad Wolf: I'm bad
The big ba...
Which come first, the chicken or the aig?
Which come first, the chicken or the aig?
How could somethin' so fat and burly
Come from somethin' so smooth and pearly?
Which come first, the chicken or the aig?
Which come first, the feather or the shell?
Which come first, the feather or the shell?
When you see one egg or t'other,
Do you ever think about its mother?
Which come first, the feather or t...
Kermit: I don't know if you believe in Christmas
Or if you have presents underneath the Christmas tree
But if you believe in love
That will be more than enough
For you to come and celebrate with me
For I have held the precious gift that love brings
Even though I never saw a Christmas star
I know there is a light
I have felt it burn inside
And I have seen it shining from afar
All: Christmas is ...
Manha Manha guy: Fat
Green guy: Cat
Blue guy: Sat
Violet guy: Hat
gg: Fat
bg: Fat
vg: pause Fat
gg: Cat
bg: Cat
vg: pause Cat
gg: Sat
bg: Sat
vg: pause Sat
gg: Hat
bg: Hat
vg: pause Hat
MMg: bursting in A fat cat sat on a hat, saw a rat on the mat, got a bat, had a chat with a gnat that he'd pat in a vat that was flat, oh yeah
all glare at him, shaking their heads
quieter Oh... yeah
Sorry abou...
Harry Bellafonte: Down Grand Bahama 'neath the stand-up palm
On an island called Green Turtle Key,
People sit and stare at the man who's there
Counting coconuts night and day.
You'll find him dressed in a cape in the island sun,
Got no time to rest 'til his counting's done
Never gets depressed 'cause he's having fun,
He's the Coconut Counting Man
Tell everybody now
Count: I'm the Coconut Count...
One, two, three, four, five, six pox
Rest your wings
Seven, eight, nine, ten
As I count your green things
Eleven, twelve and thirteen pox
Now close your eyes
As I count fourteen green dots on your thighs
Fifteen and sixteen
Now hang your head low
Seventeen pox, eighteen
On your big toe
Nineteen and twenty
To sleep now you'll fall
And I've counted twenty
Twenty bird-pox in all
Yes, I've counted...
You know that I am called the Count
Because I really love to count
I could sit and count all day
Sometimes I get carried away
I count slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster
Once I've started counting it's really hard to stop
Faster, faster. It is so exciting
I could count forever, count until I drop
1 2 3 4
1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4
I count the spiders on the wall...
I count the cobwebs in the hall...
I...
Go to sleep, my little bat,
Oh, say good night to your black cat.
Do not put on your nightgown,
You'll be sleeping upside down.
Go to sleep my little goblin,
While your cradle is a wobblin',
I will sit and count your snoring
Even though you think it's boring.
Count the footsteps up the stairs,
Count the creaking of the chairs,
Count the clouds that fill the sky,
Keep on counting, don't ask why...
spoken: Okay, you guys ready?
Kids: Yeah
Good. You Up on your feet I'm gonna tell you about my uncles. You know how they all love to dance, and they all have their own different style. Check it out...
starts dancing and singing
You oughta meet my Uncle Clyde
His dance goes from side to side
dances side to side
Now you dance like my Uncle Clyde
all dance side to side
You oughta meet my Uncle Ja...
Balladeer: ?
They called it Dirty Gulch, and this is how it got its name
Everyone who chewed some gum or ate a candy bar
Would throw the wrapper on the ground and leave it lyin' thar
Citizens: Aye oo, Aye aa
The dirtiest town in the west
Ooh ooh ooh
Balladeer: Soon the people of the town all started turning mean.
They swore:
Citizens: This is the yuckiest place that I have ever seen
Man: This ...
E
E
See
Me
Eating a peach
Sitting on my eagle
Chasing a beagle
To the queen on her knees
Under a tree
By the sea
She was looking for her Easter egg
Having a dream about eating ice cream
In the Land of Steam
When a baby seal
Tickled her heel
She let out a squeal
And woke from her dream in time to see
The eagle and me
Flying away with the Easter egg
Over the evening sea
Hee hee hee
E
E
I go 4-3-2-1
I go 1-2-3-4
Then I push a little button
And I open the door
Then I close it right away
'Cause there is no room for more
I'm the elephant elevator operator
He's the elephant elevator operator
Hey, I coulda been a salesman at a party goods store
Or a brave and handsome lifeguard on the New Jersey shore
But the job that I have chosen is the one I adore
I'm the elephant elevator oper...
[Hello there, it is I, the Count Ah ah. They call me the Count because I love to count things. Today I'm going to tell you a story about when I was a very young, little count. I'm going to tell you about the first day I went to school.]
Creepy organ music begins
The first day that I went to school yes, I remember clearly
My mummy made me leave at home the spiders I loved dearly
I felt a little...
The first time you see her
No bolt from the blue
Just something so quiet
That's waiting for you
With no one to tell you
Where you've got to go
The first time it happens
You know
The first time you see her
No magical change
No angels appearing
No dreams to arrange
Just warmer and colder
Than springtime or snow
The first time it happens
You know
And so you fall
And how complete it is
And for eac...
Grover: "Yoo-hoo It is I, your little stage manager Tell me when to drop the snow"
Prairie: "Get back, Grover Everyone can see you"
Grover: aside "Sorry."
Prairie, in singsong voice:
"Oh, welcome. Oh, welcome
To our little play.
We're ever so glad
You could join us today
To praise the four seasons
That make up our year.
But, hearken Cold winter,
The first one, is here"
Bert: aside: "Am I first...
On a cold forest oak sat the crow
With a fine piece of cheese in his beak
Full of joy was the crow with his meal above the snow
As the cold winds blew softly about him
As the cold winds blew softly about him.
Like a flame came the fox through the forest
Spied the crow with a smile and a bow
Said, "Hello, handsome crow. You are beautiful, you know.
It's a shame you can't sing to your beauty
It'...
You take a little fruit gum wrapper
And you toss it on the ground,
Mix it up good with a popsicle stick
And an old paper cup you found,
Add an empty tube of toothpaste
And dump it all where all can see,
And you've got a Glop Glop Grungy
Glub Garden
Where the playground used to be.
You take a great big smokey chimney
And puff smoke in the air,
Then mix it up good with a diesel truck
And blow it...
Inch by inch, row by row
Gonna make this garden grow
All it takes is a rake and a hoe
And a piece of fertile ground
Inch by inch, row by row
Someone bless these seeds I sow
Someone warm them from below
'Til the rain comes tumbling down
Pulling weeds and pickin' stones
Man is made from dreams and bones
Feel the need to grow my own
'Cause the time is close at hand
Grain for grain, sun and rain
F...
Inch by inch
Row by row
Gonna make this garden grow
All it takes is a rake and a hoe
And a piece of fertile ground
Inch by inch
Row by row
Someone bless these seeds I sow
Someone keep them safe below
Till the rains come a-tumblin' down
Slug by slug, weed by weed
Boy this garden's got me t'd
All the insects come to feed
On my tomato plants
Sunburt face, skinned up knees
The kitchen's chocked wi...
Announcer: Please rise for the Grouch Anthem.
Oscar: No, no, no. For the Grouch Anthem, you stay sitting down. Down in front there Now brace yourself, I'm gonna sing:
Grouches of the world unite
Stand up for your grouchly rights
Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain
Just stand up and complain heheheh
Let this be the grouches' cause:
Point out everybody's flaws
Something is wrong with everythin...
Orange Grouch: Gliding through a smelly swamp
Where mosquitoes come to romp
Oscar: The fun of being first to see
The fungus on a rotten tree
Grey-Green Grouch: Steamy Jungles
Orange Grouch: Icy Peaks
Girl Grouch: Not a decent meal in weeks
All: We go where we have never gone before
To explore, explore, explore
Girl Grouch: Soggy nights in leaky tents
Orange Grouch: Attending cultural events
Os...
If you wake up in the morning mean and grumpy
And you frown at ev'rybody that you see
If you like your oatmeal nice and cold and lumpy
Then you're a grouch like me
If you love it when it's wet and cold and raining
And the music that you like is all off key
If you're happiest whenever you're complaining
Then you're a grouch like me
If you hate it when your grandma kisses you
You know what? Well...
Big Bird: Is everybody ready?
All of the other Muppets: Yeah
Big Bird: What's the next letter of the alphabet?
All of the other Muppets: "H"
Big Bird: O.K. Let's everyone sing this one. Here we go. Music starts The letter "H" song with all those funny words that start up with a "huh" sound. Harvey Kneeslapper, you go first.
Harvey: O.K. Here it goes. laughs Great.
A hamster ate a handkerchief,...
If you feel lonely and you need a friend
I know a place on which you can depend
A place that's quiet and always near by
And you know there
No one's a stranger, the door's open wide
And what good things you'll find waiting inside
The smiles, the kindness, all troubles behind
When you go there
You're on the happiest street in the world
The happiest street in the beautiful world
A place to be on,...
spoken
Kermit: Hi-oh, this is Kermit The Frog here and I'm in a doctor's office, where I'm here to get a medical checkup. That's why I'm wearing this strange, kind of garment thing. the doctor walks in the door behind Kermit and he looks rather froglike, I must say
Doctor: Oh, hi, Kermit.
Kermit: Hi, Doc.
Doctor: Now let's get started.
Kermit: Okay.
Doctor: Okay? First of all, we're going to u...
Come on everybody
To a street called Sesame
There's something very silly
That we'd like you all to see
It's the latest, it's the greatest
It's the only place to be
It's the Honker Duckie Dinger Jamboree
Take a chance and join us
And I know that you'll agree
Our show may not be fancy
But it's noisy and its free
It's got honks, it's got squeaks, it's got dings, and it's got me
It's the Honker Du...
Gary-Owens-Voice GOV guy comes onscreen, whipping out his lower-case "i" from a briefcase and he has a dialogue with a Rude Off-screen Voice ROV:
GOV: Hi-ho everyone, I bet you don't know what this is.
ROV: It looks like a small L with a ball on top.
GOV: Well, golly-gee, I never thought of it, but it does look something like an L with a ball on top.
ROV: Not something like, exactly like You h...
Hello, Mr. Caterpillar, inching along I see
Oh a caterpillar crawls around
His tummy rubs along the ground
But you're bound to get a big surprise
'Cause they grow up into butterflies
And how are you Mr. Grasshopper? Very hoppy?
A grasshopper will leap and hop
You wonder does it ever stop
They're the kind of insect you might see
Eating grass beneath a shady tree
It's a cricket Look
Now crickets...
There are folks who make fun of the way my family's run
It's a joyful, joltin', jumpin' jamboree
So if you'd like a job, come join our jolly mob
And we'll show you how much fun a "j" can be
My nephew's into judo Ugh
My father likes to jog Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
My cousin washes jelly jars
My uncle jumps a log
Great nephew flies a jet plane
My granddad drives a jeep
My auntie runs a jackal farm
My ...
Whenever I go to sleep
In bed when the day is through
I love to count little sheep
Doing the dance they adore to do
With a beat of tiny feet
Baby lambs begin to prance
And then they all start to bleat
The name of their dance
Lambaba
And I count them
Lambaba, Lambaba, Lambaba
Lambaba, Lambaba, Lambaba
Lambaba, Lambaba, Lambaba
Lambaba, Lamba ba ba
Lambaba, Lambaba, Lambaba
Lambaba, Lambaba, Lam...
Narrator speaks: Once upon a time in The Land of Eight,
There stood a castle, very great.
Eight flags were waving in the air
For the King of Eight had put them there.
A muted trumpet blows: Doot,do do do do do do
Doot,do do do do do do
Doot,do do do do do do
Doot doot do
King of Eight speaks: has the voice of Rowlf the dog
I'm the King of Eight,
And I'm here to state
That everything here must ...
In the garden of the Queen of Six
Is where the Queen gets her kicks
Walking on her path of bricks
Shaped into a number six
The Queen knows lots of magic tricks
Like making trees from candlesticks
One, two, three, four, five, six
Six birds, as you can see
Make six nests in each tree
One, two, three, four, five, six
Within these nests of twigs and sticks
Are six little hungry baby chicks
One, tw...
This is the last cookie roundup
Eat'em up cookie ya-yay
This is the last cookie roundup
Get along, little cookies, me eat you today
Looking for cookies
Me tell you the tale
Me looking for cookies
Me hot on the trail
Here, cookie
Me loaded me knapsack
With cookies inside, yeah
In case me get hungry on
The long cookie ride oh...
This is the last cookie roundup
Yeah, eat'em up cookie, ya-yay
This...
Spoken:
Hey, and how ya doing? I'm Nora Nicks, your host on NTV, the first channel that is all letter N, all the time, N. Our next video is truly on the cutting edge of what's happening in the world of letter N. This group, whose name of course starts with the letter N, is called Nickmatics, with lead singer, Nick Normal. What do I think of it? laughs I think it's nice. But see for yourself, h...
Susan: Don't shout grouchy Oscar don't shout
That's not what our singing's about
So if you can't take
The noise that we make
Go back to your trashcan and pout
All: Ooooh, ABC, 123, pigs in a tree
Don't ever sit on a woodpecker's knee
ABC, 123 fiddle-dum-dee-deee
Come on and sing-along with me
Bob: Hey, I got one
Various voices urge him to share
Bob: A furry blue monster named Herry
Herry: Hey,...
Man standing near a doorway: I've invited a friend over to have a little dinner.
A capital M enters and gazes into the room. We see a long table loaded with all kinds of food and drink.
M: Mmm Mmmmmm, mmmmmm
Man: Go ahead. Dig right in. Make yourself at home.
M who is already on the table: Mmmm, marvelous Mmmm, meat Gulps down the whole slab and drinks a full glass of wine. Mmmm, marshmallows ...
Saw a monster in the mirror when I woke up today
A monster in my mirror but I did not run away
I did not shed a tear or hide beneath my bed
Though the monster looked at me and this is what he said:
He said "Wubba wubba wubba wubba woo woo woo"
Wubba wubba wubba and a doodly do
He sang "Wubba wubba wubba" so I sang it too
Do not wubba me or I will wubba you
Do not wubba me or I will wubba you
T...
Voice to Round Red Monster: "Are you the monster that ate the television?"
Round Red Monster: "Do I look like I ate a television?"
Voice to Tall Skinny Orange Monster: "Are you the monster that ate the television?"
Tall Skinny Orange Monster: "Do I look like I ate a television?"
Voice to Big Square Green Monster: "Then you must be the monster that ate the television"
Big Square Green Monster o...
Once there lived a little monster
In a kingdom far away.
And a very strange thing happened
As he brushed his teeth one day.
As he squeezed his tube of toothpaste,
Deepest thunder shook the skies.
And suddenly a genie stood
Before his very eyes.
"I'm the genie of the toothpaste,"
Said the genie with a laugh.
"I've been trapped inside that toothpaste tube
For 3 weeks and a half.
You squeezed the...
The moon shines
High above the roof tops
High above the tree tops
Up above my head
The moon shines
Peeking through my window
Shining on the picture
Up above my head
In bed now
I'm safe beneath my tree tops
Safe beneath the roof tops
And the clouds so high
For the moon shines
Keeping watch above me
Lighting up my window
My tree, and my sky
Maya's my name.
It's a fine name.
It's not your name, but it's fine just the same.
Stand right up and say it proudly.
Maya is my name.
Oh, yes, it's my name
and I'm not gonna change it.
It's my name and I like it just fine.
It's my name and no one can take it.
Maya's my name and I'm proud that it's mine.
other verses like:
Your name's Lexine.
That's a fine name.
It's not my name, but it's fine...
Ernie, a boy, and five other men talk to one another.
Bert: All right, all right, all right, everybody. Settle down. Come on now. clears his throat Welcome to the weekly meeting of the National Association of "W" Lovers. We are gathered here today to pay tribute to that great letter "W" and the wondrous sound it makes...."Wuh" Isn't that lovely? "Wuh" Yeah, it makes the heart pound faster. All...
Oscar: I've got a new dance called The No-No-No
You can do it fast or do it slow
Just shake your head and away you go
You're doin' the dance called The No-No-No
Oh, no no no, no no no no
No no no no no no no
Just shake your head and go go go
You're doin' the dance called The No-No-No
Shake your head to the left and right
Shake no no with all your might
Shake it high or shake it low
Doin' the d...
Oscar: Let me see. So far, we've done A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M.
That's enough Let's go home
Big Bird: Gosh, Oscar We've got lots of letters to go. The next one is "N". So now I shall tell a story that's filled with words that start with the letter "N".
Oscar: I don't wan't to hear it.
Big Bird: Gosh, Oscar Don't you want to hear all those "N" words with the great "nn" sound?
Oscar: No
Big Bir...
O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Oooo..
Grow and go
Roll over the road
Where the goat explodes all the Os
And the crow flies low
Past the croaking toad
And the boat floats over the ocean
But the wind did blow
And it started to snow
So the toad went home
To the telephone
He spoke to the goat
Who was eating a bowl of bones, potatoes and soap o-o-o-o-o-o
A rope did float
And hook the goat
And a boy climbed the ston...
Ooooooh - Ahhh
A hand pulls the pinball release lever back, and away it goes
The ball rolls out and bounces off four thingys that light up before landing in the middle of a larger thingy, its lights flash
As a clock-like diagram with a pointer swings and lights up each number, we hear ...
One-two-three
Four-five
Six-seven-eight
Nine-ten
Eleven-twelve
As the ball now rolls up and down on a roll...
spoken
Little Girl: Now the letter is "Q".
And one word that begins with "Q" is "question."
sung
Now here is a question,
A question for you
Remember, the answer
Will start with a "Q".
spoken
Grover: What's a "Q"?
Girl: Is that you? Oh hi, Grover.
Grover: Hi.
Girl: "Q" is a letter of the alphabet that looks like an "O" with a little tail at the bottom.
Grover: Oh Now I remember. You can start t...
Why are there so many songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,
And rainbows have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers and me.
Who said that every wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning s...
Bert: reading an oatmeal recipe book, "Cooking With Oatmeal"
"You take four cups of oatmeal...two pitted mangoes..."
Ernie: "Hey Bert"
B: "...buttermilk..."
E: "Hey Bert It's time for the rhyming game Bert"
B: "Oh, no Ernie, thanks, I don't want to play a game, I'm reading my book."
E: "Oh, but you'll love this game, Bert See all you have to do is, you say something, and then I'll say somethin...
Hello, scale.
What do you say?
Tell me, how much does it weigh?
Is it heavy?
Is it light?
Can you weigh it up just right?
Ounces?
Pounds?
What does it weigh?
Tell me, scale...
What do you say?
Apples
Oranges
Seedless grapes
?
?
Kale
Lobster
Flounder
Octopus
They all go on a scale
Trucks and meats and diamonds
They get weighed up, too.
Pastrami
Pickles
Packages
Why, there are even scales for yo...
In a tall boot that was very nice
Lived seven tiny little mice
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven
At seven o'clock, they were all fed
With strawberry jelly on a slice of bread
On seven slices of whole-wheat bread
One at a time, the jam was spread
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven
And after dinner, they cleaned their rooms
These seven mice, with their seven brooms
One, two, three, fo...
Kermit: "Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here. And sci-fi fans, I'm speaking to you from the laboratory of a Professor Nucleus Von Fission and I'm here to report one of the scientific marvels of the 20th century. Because as you probably know, Professor Von Fission is the inventor of the fabulous Six Dollar Man."
Kermit walks over to the Professor who is standing over a robot-like creature lying on a ta...
spoken
Snuffy: All right everybody, you wanna do the Snuffleupagus Polka?
Kids: Yeah
Snuffy: All right Everyone get in their places. And you don't have to be a Snuffleupagus to do it, it just helps to have some around. AND you are in luck today, because there are two of us here, my little sister Alice, and me. I hope you wanna do it, because it's great excercise. All right, Maestro, hit it
mus...
Alligators and Acrobats, Antelopes and Alleycats,
Those are words that begin with ... the "A" sound
Animals living in the zoo, the Alphabet, and an Apple too,
Those are words that begin with ... the "A" sound
And if by chance, it happens your name is Alice ...
Or Ann, or Albert,
Then you can say ...
To everybody
"My name is Alice, Ann, or Al-bert,
And my name begins with the sound of the lette...
Herbert Birdsfoot: The next letter after "S" is "T".
"The Tale of Tom Tattertall Tuttletut."
Once upon a time, there was a queen who hated the letter "T".
Queen: I've never liked the horrid "tuh-tuh" sound. So I hereby rule that nothing beginning with the letter "T" will ever allowed in my kingdom.
Herbert Birdsfoot: So the people of the land tore down the towns and their towers, tossing out t...
One, wash your hands before you eat
Two, brush your teeth after every meal
Three, see your doctor and your dentist
We all need checkups no matter how good we feel.
Oh how lovely life will be if we keep the
Ten commandments of health.
Four, cover your nose whenever sneezing
Five, cover your mouth when you're coughing too.
Six, dress warmly in cold weather
And you won't have much coughing or sne...
In a pretty little house made of celery
There lives a little kitty-cat family
One, two, three
They can make make their tails look just like spaghetti
And they dine in bed on Apple Brown Betty
One, two, three
But these pretty kitties, they're great circulators
They know a pretty fish, and they're friends with alligators
One, two, three
And when the sun decides to go out of sight
The pretty litt...
TRAVELLER Jim Henson:
I started on a journey just about a year ago,
To a little town called "Morrow" in the state of Ohio
I'd never been much of a traveller and I really didn't know,
That Morrow was the hardest place I'd ever try to go.
So I went down to the station for my ticket and applied
For tips regarding Morrow not expecting to be guide
Said I, "My friend, I'd like to go to Morrow and re...
When sad, we sing a mournful tune
Like creatures baying at the moon
But we all dance when things are fine
Yes, even Doctor Frankenstein
Ah, ha ha Ha, ha, ha
Spoken: And what a dancer Frank is
And what dance does he do? Three guesses Ah, ah, ah
Bobby Vinton, eat your heart out
Things that say "boo" are all rushing to do
The Translyvania Polka
Witches and elves are all teaching themselves
The Tr...
A, airplane: Typewriter sees some airplanes flying by and then soars up into the sky like a plane
B, ball: Typewriter runs into a giant ball and gets bounced offscreen.
C, cat: Typewriter hears a cat offscreen. When cat enters, it's a giant one and scary to typewriter. So he types and says "little cat" Cat shrinks smaller than typewriter, who barks at cat. Cat runs off and typewriter giggles.
...
Count: What's wrong, my pets? Why are you angry?
Bat 1: 'Cause ... 'cause we want our rights We're going on strike Loud agreement from other bats.
Count: On strike? Ah, but what is wrong?
Bat 1: 'Cause ... 'cause we never have any fun We never get to count
Bat 2: It's our turn to count
Other Bats: Yeah, it's our turn to count It's our turn to count It's our turn to count They keep up the chant...
FBI Guy In Green Suit and Sunglasses: V
This is a vase
That I'll put in this vat
Away from the villain in the panama hat
he walks off stage, the villain arrives right afterwards
Villain In The Panama Hat: I am the villain in the panama hat
And I'm after that vase
That's here in this vat
evil laugh as he pulls the vase out of the vat
I'll fill it with vinegar
And throw in some varnish
And top t...
Gordon: Hey, is everybody ready for the word family song?
Susan and Mr. Hooper: Yeah
Oscar: NO
Gordon: Oh, come on Oscar, because today's family is the et family. And I've got one about something in the sky.
You take a J that's a Juh
Add an e-t et
You put them all together and that spells jet
That's jet, j-e-t, jet
Everyone: That's jet, j-e-t, jet
Gordon: You take a j that's a juh, add an e-t ...
No parking
No biking
No swimming
No hiking
No driving too fast or slow
And the word is no no, no, no, no, no, no, no
And the word is no no, no, no, no, no, no, no
And the word is....
No camping
No cooking
No laughing
No looking
No stopping
No place to go
And the word is no no, no, no, no, no, no, no
And the word is no no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No
How can just one word, just two letters
Keep s...
Worm, worm, worm, worm,
Worm, worm, worm, worm,
We're all for worm
And worm for all
Together we will
Squirm or fall
We squiggle together
And wriggle together
Worms up in the sky
Co-operating
Night and day
To make our spaceship fly
Worm, worm, worm, worm,
Worm, worm, worm, worm,
We crawl together
We're all together
Flying night to noon
Co-operating worm by worm
So we land on the moon
We're all ...
spoken
Zizzy Zoomer 1: What's the letter after "Y"?
Zizzy Zoomers 2 and 3: "Z"
Zizzy Zoomer 1: What's the last letter of the alphabet?
Zizzy Zoomers 2 and 3: "Z"
Zizzy Zoomer 1: You want to sing a "Z" song?
Zizzy Zoomers 2 and 3: Yeah
music starts
sung
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Zizzy Zoomer 1: Zoom Zoom
Zizzy Zoomer 2: Zigzag
Zizzy Zoomer 3: Zap
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Zizzy Zoomer 1: Zoom Zoom
Zizzy Zoomer 2: Zigzag...
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Zizzy Zoomer 1: Zoom Zoom
Zizzy Zoomer 2: Zigzag
Zizzy Zoomer 3: Zap
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Zizzy Zoomer 1: Zoom Zoom
Zizzy Zoomer 2: Zigzag
Zizzy Zoomer 1: Zoom Zoom
Zizzy Zoomer 3: Zap
All: Zippy Zippy Zing Zing
Zebra, zoo
But what else can a dizzy kind of
"Zigzag" letter do?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Zizzy Zoomer 1: Zoom Zoom
Zizzy Zoomer 2: Zigzag
Zizzy Zoomer 3: Zap Zap
Zizzy Zoomer 1: Zoom
Zizzy Z...
Can't you see, there's a bird on me
Oh can't you see, there's a bird on me
I can't tell if there's 1 or 2 or 10 or 3
Don't want to complain or raise a fuss
But them birds up there think I'm a motorbus
Oh gee, there's a bird on me
Oh don't ya see, there's a bird on me
They sit there talking to each other not to me
Now how do I find a way to explain
That I'm not a boat or a railway train?
Little...
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole
There's a hole
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a log on the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a log on the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a log
There's a log
There's a log on the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
Th...
You can take a ride
On a great big bus
Even the cross-town subway
Would be fine with us
Or just walking you know
Is quite a popular way to go
Yeah, there's a lot of different ways to get to school
Well, you can hop on a truck
Or you can pedal a bike
Or toot along in a car
Anyway, if you like ????
Or just walking you know
Is still a popular way to go
Yeah, there's a lot of different ways to get...
chickens clucking Dixie Chicks
B, B, B - B, B, B
We love to babble about a letter called B
B's the first letter we've been with
And Big Bird, Bert and Baby Bear are here with me
Cause B is what our names begin with
We love the buh sound that is made by B
And babe you better listen cause hearing is believing
There's no letter better than B
And B is the first letter in better
All we're saying is...
spoken
Father: to Mother How's the packing going dear?
Mother: Just about done.
Father: Oh good. to Jimmy Well Jimmy, tomorrow's the big day. We're moving to a new house.
Jimmy: I don't wanna move. Everything's going to change, and I want things to stay just the way they are.
Mother: Dear, now we understand how you feel but everything's gonna be just fine, you'll see.
Jimmy: Sure...
Mother: Oh...
I'm getting pretty big, I'm not a baby anymore
Last summer I could hardly reach the doorknob on the door
And someone had to lift me up and show me what to do
But now I turn it by myself and push and walk right through
oooh oooh woh oh woh hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
And there are other things I do I couldn't do before
Like help my momma fold the clothes and sweep the kitchen floor
And I can dress alon...
the scene is Ernie and Bert's bedroom at night
spoken
Ernie: Bert? we hear Bert snoring Bert? Bert?
Bert: Huh? Wha-wh-what? Huh? waking up sounds
Ernie: Hey, Bert? I was just thinking of some of the things you can do with your head, Bert.
Bert: huge sigh Oh, Ernie.
Ernie: You know, Bert, one of the things you can do with your head is to remember.
Bert: big sigh Ohhhh.
Ernie: You can remember w...
Announcer: in a very British accent Ladies and gentlemen, with a tribute to the letter U, The Beetles
audience goes nuts with screams and applause
"U", thinking of "U"
"U", only of "U"
You give me understanding
The whole day through
You wake me up when I am blue
"U", dreaming of "U"
"U", only of "U"
You know very well
I'm under the spell of "U"
"U", ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
"U", ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh...
This frog has to go his own way
This frog doesn't care what the other frogs say
This frog wants to be happy, and this frog has to try
This frog is gonna make it or know the reason why
I'm not gonna sit here like some dumb old bump on a log
That isn't me
I'm gonna be this frog
This frog has a song to be sung
This frog isn't gonna spend his life in a swamp, catchin flies with his tongue
This fro...
For all of you who
Come from eggs
With feathered tails and
Spindly legs
To those who chirp or
Honk or quack
We say: "It's time to
Pay you back."
Hey, you, who grew
Up in a nest
You've earned the right
To take a rest
You've sung for us for
Oh so long
So sit back now and
Hear our song
And we say:
Tweet, tweet, peep, peep
Gobble, gobble, coo
Chirp, chirp, cheep, cheep
C***-a-doodle-doo
Come on an...
One, two, three
Here's a song about the number three
I'd like you to count along with me
One, two, three
Three old boar hogs taking a nap
Three pekinese dogs going "yap, yap"
Three snapping turtles going "snap, snap, snap"
And they all lived together on a fat lady's lap
One, two, three
One, two, three
One, two, three he, he, he, he
One, two, three
One, two, three
One, two, three he, he, he, he...
Ernie: Hey everybody I'm going on a tiger hunt I've got my trusty rusty telescope right here squeaking noises in background. You wanna come along? Well, let's go then. sound of door opening
A tiger hunt can be fun, you just do what I do. Now first we're gonna walk down this road. Of course, you're not really on a road but you can pretend. Just stand up and walk around the room or walk in place...
Herry Monster: Hi, we're here with our friend, Garth Brooks
Assorted Monsters: Garth Brooks Yeah All right
Herry: We're gonna sing a song together
Assorted Monsters: Sing Yeah
Garth Brooks: Maybe we should start singing then, okay?
Assorted Monsters: Yeah All right
they all start singing different songs loudly
Garth Brooks: Whoa, whoa No, no, no I'm talking about all of us singing the same son...
There are people who sing high
But I like singing low
It's a thing that I do well
And "low" begins with "L"
"L" is the letter that I love the most
"L" helps me go low, low, low, low
"L" can also help me la, la la
"L", I think you are swell
Oh, say, can you tell
I'm in a spell
Under the letter "L"
repeat, with full chorus of singers
"L" starts some of my favourite words
Like love, life, and lau...
Hi, I'm Donnie Budd ? and I want you to know
I'm the number one fiddle in this number show
Here's two little toucans, one, two
Do a little dance they do at the zoo
It's called the violin playing Two-Step
Ooooh, take 2 steps on the tips of your toes
Take 2 steps that's the way it goes
Dance one two on the tips of your toes
Careful not to step on your girlfriend's nose
toucans dancing and counti...
Touch
Hold
Reach
Get to know about
Reach
Find
Feel?
Throw away the doubt
2 missing lines
Touch
Hold
Reach
Nice things grow with you
Reach
Find
Feel
Don't you know it's true?
Be afraid, your heart is closed
And your hand's in your pocket
or your glove..
..So, reach
Touch
Feel
Find
LOVE
When you're down in Transylvania
And the night begins to fall
You might get to feeling lonely
If you do give me a call
Just dial Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
The Count: conducting the orchestra 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, oh yeah
It gets cold in Transylvania
And the winter nights are long
I'll come by and you'll feel warmer
Dial the number from this song...
Each night when my castle is gloomy
And the werewolves start howling anew
And the cold mist creeps down from the mountains
My thoughts turn, my darling, to you
You're my Transylvania toot toot tootsie
My Transylvania toot toot tootsie turtle dove
My dearest, it's no wonder, you make me think of thunder
Of lightning storms, black cats, newts, toads and love
Be my Transylvania toot toot tootsie
...
I believe in miracles and I can tell you why
Once a year the street I live on sparkles like the sky
All hung with lights for Christmas
Twinkling ev'rywhere
The world turns bright for Christmas
And if that isn't a true blue miracle
I don't know what one is
I believe in miracles
I know because I've seen
Once a year the place I walk is filled with trees of green
And pine cone smells of Christmas
...
Tu me gustas
That means I like you
I really like you
Me gustas tu
I like to see your face
I like to hear your voice
I like to see you smile the way you do.
Tu me gustas
That means I like you
I really like you
Me gustas tu
And so y espero
Que yo te guste ti
And that means that I hope you like me
Like I like you.
In the twelfth kingdom
Beyond the twelfth sea
On the twelfth mountain
And near the twelfth stream
In castle number twelve
With twelve towers
Lived a beautiful princess named Twelveia
At noon, on the twelfth day of the twelfth month
Twelveia would be twelve years old
So she sent her twelve knights
To twelve kingdoms
To invite twelve princes
And twelve princesses
To her birthday party
Twelve can...
Monsterpiece Theatre overture plays as we pan in on Cookie Monster seated in his chair wearing his lovely red smoking jacket.
Cookie Monster: Oh hello, this Alistair Cookie here for Monsterpiece Theatre. Tonight another episode in mystery. About a monster trying to guess a town's secret. A town called ... dramatic music da-dum Twin Beaks. Oh, excuse me he runs off stage.
The scene is now a din...
Kermit: Hi, ho, this is Kermit the frog with a special news report from Sesame Street News. I'm speaking to you from the studio of that eminent singer and songwriter, Mr. Don Music, who's hard at work on his latest song. Let's listen, shall we? Yes.
Don: Twinkle, twinkle, little star...
Kermit: Sounds good.
Don: How I wonder what you are...
Kermit: Probably a classic.
Don: Up above the world s...
2 is my favorite number
2 is neat
2 is being together
2 is sweet
2 is you and another someone having fun
2 is simple
2 is easy
All 2 is is 1 and 1
2 is all laughing and loving
2 is right
2 is somebody's arms just holding tight
2 you see
Is better by far than 1 could ever be
'Cause 2 is you and me
George: Quietly repeating the soft G sound
Ernie: [Hey listen everybody. Do you hear a strange sound?]
Grover: [Hey George, what is that sound you are making?]
George: [Hi Grover, I'm making the sound of the next letter of the alphabet, the letter "G". Yeah, my name begins with the letter "G" and it makes that sound. G-g-george.]
Music begins
Grover: [B-b-but my name begins with "G" too but it...
Two heads are better than one-
That's a saying that's oh so true
Two heads are better than one-
There-me There-you That's two
And between the two of you, you can solve
Any problem that comes up
It's much better to be two,
'Cause what you don't know or can't figure out
You can try, too
Two heads are better than one
The more the merrier, you bet
Two heads are better than one
You could use all th...
One, two, two little dolls
One, two, two little chairs
Two little dolls, two little chairs, two little girls
And a little dollhouse
One, two, two little plates
One, two, two little spoons
Two little plates, two little spoons, two little dolls
And a little dollhouse
Two little girls serve two dolls tea
Behaving grown-up as can be.
They have two cups--one and two
I can count them--why don't you?...
spoken as they run onto a castle backdrop all decked out in fab royal outfits:
"Princess Zoe, I, your young Prince Telly beseech you, won't you please choose me as your playmate?"
"Princess Zoe, Prince Elmo beseech you to choose him as your playmate"
"Okay, whatever shall I, Princess Zoe do?"
sung by Christopher Barron lead singer of The Spin Doctors, and hereupon called Chris
If two princes a...
Voiceover: We take you now to Kermit the frog with another fast-breaking news story
Spoken: Hi ho, Kermit the frog of Sesame Street News and today I am in the park meeting some of the birds who live here. And...oh here comes a bird right now, excuse me, I'm Kermit the frog of Sesame Street News, ah, can you tell me, do you live in this park?
Baby Bird: Yes Sir, I live right here.
Kermit: And w...
SPOKEN:
Cookie Monster: Ooooh.. sob oh I'm so sad..
Herry Monster: Hey Hey fuzzy face Why are you crying and looking up in the sky?
Cookie: sob
Herry: You want a cookie?
Cookie: I lost my cookie.. I dropped my cookie.. sob
Herry: Yeah, but you're looking up in the sky You mean to tell me you dropped your cookie and you're looking up in the sky for it?
Cookie: That's right
Herry: Don't you know...
Ernie: Hey, Bert
Come fly with me in an upside-down world
Bert: Whaaa
There's so many strange things to see laugh
There's upside-down people who walk down the street
With upside-down shoes on their upside-down feet
In an upside-down world
Bert: Ernie
In an upside-down world
Bert: Ernie, I don't feel so good
Ernie: Whee
It's fun to be in an upside-down world
There's fish that fall out of the se...
A girl named Violet
Put a V in the ground
And up grew a vine
With V-words all around
She stepped on "vest"
And "vote" and "vampire"
Then "very" and "voice"
Going higher and higher
At the top of the vine
Was a railroad station
So she got on the train
And took a vacation
Spoken:
Hi there I, Big Bird, am going to sing you a song about the letter "V". The letter "V" is the first sound you hear in the word "very," but there aren't too many other words that begin with the letter "V". So I'm just going to have to sing the word "very" an awful lot like this...
Sung:
I'm very, very, very, very,
Very, very, very, very,
Very, very, very, very
Glad to see you
I'm here t...
Voiceover: sounds like Roscoe Orman, the actor that plays Gordon This is Wilhemina.
Wilhemina: Wilhemina
Voiceover: Her favorite letter is W. little hearts appear around her head
Wilhemina: says the W sound, not the letter W ... w ... w ... Wilhemina she jumps up and lands in a cloud of dust
Voiceover: as a red letter W throbs W for water ... the letter changes to blue water splashing from one...
spoken Hi, welcome to Sesame Street. I'm going for a walk
sings Hello lamppost, hello tree,
Hello people smilin' at me
I'm at home and it's a treat
Walkin' down my street
Hello bus stop, hello store
Hello steps in front of my door
Feeling good 'cause life is sweet
Walkin' down my street
I know every crack that's in the sidewalk
I know where my street begins and ends
I know all the windows on t...
Phil Harmonic: in audience, to uncle Now, you mustn't snore during the performance, Uncle Donny. Oh turns around Ahem ... Hello, I'm Phil Harmonic, and today, live from the Nestropolitan Opera we present the world-reknowned Opera entitled, "Wally". This opera is known worldwide as the "Rhyming Opera" because, unbelievably, almost every word in it rhymes with the word "Wally". So, by golly, let...
Announcer: The story of Wanda the witch is brought to you by the letter W.
Crystal ball shows the letters of the alphabet in rapid succession until it gets to W. Scene changes to show a sign marked "Washington." A nearby sign marked "west" is pointing in that direction.
Announcer: Wanda the witch lived somewhere west of Washington.
Scene changes to show Wanda, an old witch who wears a long bla...
Monty: Answering the telephone
Is not so hard to do
Once you know the secret
Which I shall show to you
What you say - that's the key
And it's easy as it can be
You can say...
RING
Bert: Hello? No, this isn't Ernie's ducky
RING
Monty: Or, perhaps...
Cookie Monster: Hello? You got cookie for me please?
RING
Monty: Or...
Count: Hello, you are caller number one.
Monty: But don't say...picks up pho...
Let's go, boys.
Oh, I'm so sorry to see that you're leaving.
It's so sad that you and I have got to part.
And now, even though I'm deeply grieving,
I'm waving goodbye to you with my heart.
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that you're departin'.
It's so sad that no longer you'll be here.
And while my poor feelings are still smartin',
I'm waving goodbye to you with my ear.
Oh yeah, I'll miss you from st...
My hair is black and red
My hair is yellow
My eyes are brown and green and blue
My name is Jack and Fred
My name's Amanda Sue
I'm called Kareem Abdul
My name is you
I live in southern France
I'm from a Texas ranch
I come from Mecca and Peru
I live across the street
In the mountains, on a beach
I come from everywhere
And my name is you
We all sing with the same voice
The same song, the same voi...
Some of us have feathers
Some of us have fins
Some of us are furry
And some of us have skins
We swim and hop and slither
And leap and soar and run
And we all live together
On a planet of the sun
We are all earthlings
We are all earthlings
Spinning around together
On a planet of the sun
We live in the desert
We live inside a tree
We live high in the mountains
Or deep beneath the sea
We live in ...
Blue Monster: to Green Monster [Hey, you don't look like me]
Green Monster: [And you don't look like me.]
Elmo: [He doesn't look like Elmo.]
Gray Monster: [Yes, we're all different, but we're the same, 'cause we are all monsters]
music starts, they all start dancing
Blue: I am blue
Green: I am green
Elmo: I am red
Gray: I am gray
Blue: What's the difference, anyway?
All: We are all monsters
Bl...
Mom monster rocking a baby monster in a crib. Girl monster, Frieda, looks on
Frieda: Mom brought a bundle home the other day
It wasn't groceries
Or laundry
She called it a bundle of joy
I asked her, "Mom, what is this bundle of joy?"
And she said, "Frieda,
It's a baby boy"
We got a brand new baby
He's gonna live here too
We got a brand new baby
But there's not much he can do
We got a brand new...
Cookie: Hi everybody. Me so hungry for cookies me could scream. But we won't find cookies in park. Wait. What's that? Cowabunga Wait, it no can be. It is It's a cookie tree Me no can believe this
Look it is a cookie tree
Weirdest thing me ever see
Cookies sitting there like peaches
Oh, but too high for me to reach
Uh, what me going to do? Oh wait Here comes Herry Maybe he help me get cookies f...
Ever since I was a baby in the bog
I was always a curious little frog
I remember asking mama when I was five
I asked her what it was to be alive
And she said if it's growing flowers or it's growing hairs
If it grows too big for the clothes it wears
Then you'll know as you watch it and you see it grow
It's alive
If it's splashing water or it's breathing air
If it roars like a tiger or it eats l...
Build, little weaver bird
Build, little weaver bird
Build, little weaver bird
Happy [?] 'cross the sky
Raindrops fall, weaver bird
[Something]s fly
[Something something something else]
To keep your babies dry
Build, little weaver bird
Build, little weaver bird
Build, little weaver bird
Happy [?] 'cross the sky
Build your house so high
Build your house soo hiiigh
Do-oo do-do doo-do-do
Do-oo do-...
Maria: The dress The dress - it's time to make the dress
It's gotta be the best, forget about the rest
I'm getting married And today it's all about the dress
Luis: The suit. The suit I gotta rent the suit
Beginning my new life - adventure with a wife
I'm getting married And today it's all about the suit
M: It's gotta be perfect in so many ways
To start me off right in the rest of my days
Butto...
Take your brush and gently dip it
Be careful not to drip it
Wet paint
background singing cows "wet paint,wet paint"
Wet your roller then you roll it
Calmly cooly you control it
Wet paint
wet paint, wet paint
Red and green and yellow too
Purple pink and baby blue
Wet paint
wet paint, wet paint
You pour it in a bucket
You mush it all around
You take a mop and mop it
Oh you slather it and slop it...
David is standing by a bench with a "Wet Paint" sign. Gordon enters.
David: Wet paint.
Gordon sits on bench.
David: Never sit where you see "Wet Paint."
'Cause if you do, you might say, "Yipes"
When your brand new clothes are covered with stripes
Gordon gets up and finds paint stripes on his clothes.
David: Wet paint
It's so sloppy
Wet paint
It's so gloppy
Wet paint
Stay away from wet paint.
D...
Cats have kittens
Doggies have pups
Horses have pretty foals
And sheep have lambs
Cows have calves
And I bet you didn't know
That elephants have calves, too
Lions and leopards have cubs
Which is the proper thing for them to do
Peac***s have chicks
Deer have fawns
Ducks have ducklings
Often paddling round on lawns
Pigs have piglets and in case ya didn't know
I've another fact for you
Goats have...
[La, La, La, La, La, La. Oh hello there. This is your old pal Grover here.
Oh I am so glad you are here. I was just here all by myself you know.
Oh, but that's okay. I can do lots of things when I'm alone.]
What do I do when I'm alone?
Well, sometimes I sing a little song.
La, La, La, La, La, La.
That is the song I sing.
What do I do when I'm alone?
Well, sometimes I do a little dance.
I jump ...
What do you do with a fruit?
They're juicy and healthy and cute
But to eat 'em it's true
There's a few things to do
If you wanna get through to a fruit
Now first there's the peeling problem, very tricky
Now bananas are nice with a soft easy skin
Try peeling a melon what trouble you're in
Now a grape is a pleasure there's nothing to do
While a pineapple's tougher, let 'em fix it for you
Give it...
What do you do with a pet?
You hug him
But don't slug him
You squeeze him
But don't tease him
You love him
But don't shove him
You give him water to drink
Sometimes a bath in the sink
You give him food to eat
And sometimes a treat
You walk with him
And you talk with him
Run with him
Have fun with him
But what do you ALWAYS do with a pet?
You pet him
Sometime me think,
What is friend?
And me think,
Friend something very special.
A friend somebody to share your toys,
To stay with and to play with and to make a lot of noise,
To spin around until friend get dizzy,
And jump up and down until stomach get queasy,
And to sometimes tell stories to.
A friend somebody like you.
Sometimes me think,
What is friend?
And me think,
Friend something bette...
What makes music?
Anything makes music
When you're happy on the inside
Everything you hear is music
An old tin can ... that's music
A frying pan ... that's music
A rubber band ... that's music
A paper and a comb
A washer and a thumb
A ??? and a big trombone
What makes music?
Anything makes music
When your heart is open wide
Then everything around is music
And music fills the day
Like nothing e...
Mike: singing Four-and-Twenty Blackbirds, baked in a pie ...
Cookie Monster: walking up, singing famous 'Dum-de-Dum-Dum.
Mike: Continued When the pie was opened, the birds began to ...
Cookie Monster: Hello.
Mike: Yes, what can I do for you?
Cookie Monster: Well, me have problem: me want something in store that rhyme with 'buy', but me can't remember what it is.
Mike: Rhymes with 'buy', you me...
What's it like to be in school?
Is it fun, is it cool?
Are there lots and lots of rules?
What's it like to be in school?
Tell me what is school about
Can I laugh, can I shout?
Is it inside, is it out?
Tell me what's it all about?
What's it like to be in school?
Will there be a teacher who'll
Help me out when I'm new?
What's it like to be in school?
Announcer: And now, it's time for that great new game show "What's My Letter?". And here's the host of the show, Guy Smiley.
applause
Guy: Thank you Thank you And now, before we begin our game, let me tell you that today's letter is the letter "E". Remember, that's the letter "E". And now, let's meet our first contestant, a lovely young lady, Miss Prairie Dawn.
applause
Prairie: Thank you. It ...
La-de-da-de-dum,
La-de-da-de-dum,
What's the name of that song?
La-de-da-de-dum,
La-de-da-de-dum,
What's the name of that song?
It goes la-de-da-de-dum,
La-de-da-de-dum,
Something something birds.
La-de-da-de-dum,
La-de-da-dee,
I wish I remembered the words.
La-de-da-de-dum,
La-de-da-de-dum,
What's the name of that song?
La-de-da-de-dum,
La-de-da-de-dum,
I'd like to sing right along
I've heard...
Ernie tosses and turns, trying to get to sleep, then says:
Oh, it's no use, I can't fall asleep. And you know why? It's 'cause I miss my old buddy Bert. He's not here. See, he went to this Pigeon Festival, you know with Bernice, the pigeon? You know, it might make me feel better if I could tell you about it, I hope you don't mind listening?
singing
When Bert's not here
The hours last forever
T...
J: Nelson
N: Jeanette
J: It's U
N: Yes U
Words that start with U-oooo,oooo
J: Under and untrue- oooo, ooooo
J N: There is ukulele
J: And there's until
N: Upright, unpopular
J: And uphill
J N: Have u and always will
J: Words that start with with u- ooo, oooo
Uncle and unglue- ooo, ooo
N: Union, uptown, undress and upside-down
J N: I'm in love with u- ooo, oooo
J: Ugly starts with u- oooo, ooooo...
When I'm hungry, I eat
When I'm thirsty, I drink
I get my fires lit up with a match
And when I'm itchy, I scratch
When I'm tired, I sleep
When I'm sneaky, I creep
There's a hook in all the fish I catch
And when I'm itchy, I scratch
Hey
Buzz off fly, stay away
Who needs you on a sticky summer day?
I don't know what you can possibly see in me
And I don't want such irritating company
Now, when I'...
A long long time ago
I can still remember how Jim Henson used to make me smile
And I knew if he had his turn
That he could make those people learn
Knowing they'd be quiet with a smile
The shocking news made me quiver
My mom broke it to me over dinner
I thought of my Kermit
Not wanting to believe this was it
I can't remember if I cried
When I heard the legend died
But something touched me deep ...
Robin: When the mountain touches the valley
All the clouds are taught to fly
As our souls will leave this land most peacefully
Though our minds be filled with questions
In our hearts we'll understand
When the river meets the sea
John Denver: Like a flower that has blossomed
In this dry and barren sand
We are born and born again most gracefully
Plus the winds of time will take us
With a sure an...
When we grow up, will I be pretty?
Will you be big and strong?
Will I wear dresses that show off my knees?
Will you wear trousers twice as long?
Well, I don't care if I'm pretty at all.
And I don't care if you never get tall.
I like what I look like, and you're nice small.
We don't have to change at all.
Hey
When we grow up, will I be a lady?
Will you be an engineer?
Will I have to wear things...
The deep sea diver says, "This is the place to be
Swimming with the fishes here under the sea"
Whoa - oooo
Would you like to be a deep sea diver
And the taxi driver says, "Come for a ride
I'll take you where you want to go, just step inside"
Whoa - oooo
Would you like to be a taxi driver
Folks call the veternarian and say, "Come quick"
When their dog or cat or horse or cow or moose gets sick
A...
Boy speaking: Mom, where does all the water go?
Mom singing:
The water in the bath tub dear
It burbles down the drain
It takes a very long, long trip
And it ends up back as rain
I see that you remember these ?
Now listen this is true
The water travels through a pipe
Not seen by me or you
It travels down the house and street
To rivers far away
To join the mighty ocean
Where it doesn't always st...
I am the mountain
I am the plain
I am wind
I am rain
I am the planting
And I am the grain
Who am I?
I am the river
I am the sea
I am you
You are me
I am the grass? flower?
And I am the tree
Who am I?
Who am I?
I am the sun, the moon, the stars,
The planets, Jupiter and Mars
I am the north, south, east and west
Do you know who I am?
Have you guessed?
I am the winter
I am the spring
A summer flo...
Who you looking at tiger?
And whadda ya see?
Hey, who ya looking at tiger?
Are ya looking at me
While I'm looking at you?
Who you looking at tiger?
And how do ya feel?
'Cause when you look at me tiger
Could it be a meal that you're thinking 'bout too?
Because I wouldn't like that idea at all, not very much, uh uh
Who you looking at tiger?
I hope you're not mad
That I'm looking at you tiger
'Ca...
Willie Wimple went a' boating
Making dirty water here
Pouring stuff there, 'till the gunk was everywhere
Now if every kid did it, can't you see
What an icky mess it would be?
No place for fish to swim
No lakes for sailing in
No rivers, no streams, no submarines,
No swimming ever again
Now if every kid did it, can't you see
What an icky, messy, no-fun world it would be?
Yuck
Willie Wimple went ...
Windy day
Look how the breeze turns pirouettes
???
My, oh my, it's a windy, windy day
Windy day
???
Making the treetops sway...
My, oh my, it's a windy, windy day
The breeze whistles by...
Whispers high...
What a lovely sound
It knocks off my hat
Fancy that
It blows my hair around
Windy day
Look how the breeze spins like a top
Swirls through the grass and never stops.
Dances me on my way...
My...
Who looks exactly the way that I look?
Me
When I am reading, who's holding the book?
Me
When I want dinner, who always will feed me?
Who's always handy whenever I need me?
Firm as a feather in all kinds of weather,
Me, me, wonderful me
Who is at home when I sit on my nest?
Me
Who wears no clothes but is perfectly dressed?
Me
And if I wake up at night and I turn on the light,
and I look in the ...
where a shady character tries to sell Ernie an O
Shhhhh Don't spread it around, everyone will want one
spoken
The Salesman: Hey, bud.
Ernie: Who me?
The Salesman: SHHHHHH
Ernie: whispering Who me?
The Salesman: Riiiiiiiight
sung
How would you like to buy an "O"?
Round and neat
A nearly perfect circle
Tidy and complete
You can sing a pretty song
With it like so:
O O O
spoken
Isn't that catchy?
...
Maria: I got something to tell you
I don't need to sell you
The coolest thing I ever found
It's fresh and it's neat
It's hip on the street
To do what we call
Write it down
Write, write, write
Write it down, write it down
Write it
Write, write, write
Write it down
Write, write, write
Write it down, write it down
Write it
Write, write, write
Write it down
David: When I work in the store
It's nev...
Egad Sherlock Hemlock here, the worlds greatest detective.
And I believe the letter following "W" is...
"X" marks the spot.
"X" marks the crossroads.
Two straight lines crossing
Over in the middle.
That's the letter you must see to
Find the treasure or the clue,
Or the X-ray machine that's
Looking right inside of you.
"X" is the letter without which
One could not do.
"X" marks the spot.
"X" st...
Yankee Doodle stayed at home,
Cooking for his pony.
Put fat spaghetti in a pot,
And called it macaroni.
Yankee Doodle, stir it up.
Let it gently simmer.
Add the pepper and the salt,
And that's your pony's dinner.
Mac-mac-mac, mac-macaroni.
See that pony eat it up.
Sim-sim-sim, simmer that dinner.
Now you're cookin' with gas. Yeah
Oh, Yankee Doodle stayed at home,
Cooking for his pony.
Put fat ...
Chorus:
Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip uh-huh uh-huh
Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip uh-huh uh-huh
Verse:
Yip yip you
yip yip me
yip yip baby
yip yip family
Chorus:
yip yip yip yip yip yip yip uh-huh uh-huh
yip yip yip yip yip yip yip uh-huh uh-huh
Repeat verse
Repeat chorus 'til fade-out.
Moon moon moon moon moon
Moon m-moon m-moon
Moon moon moon moon moon
Moon m-moon m-moon
Zoe: You moon
You are so big and so bright
We see you mostly at night
We love to watch you
You moon
Elmo: You moon
You live up there in the sky
Up where it's higher than high
We love to watch you
You moon
Herry: We know that you are so far above us
It's much too far for us to walk
But all the same, you've g...
Elmo: La la la do-dee do-dee ba da da da
Frazzle: Ya da bada da
All: You tickle me
You-ou-ou-ou tickle me
You make me laugh, I'm happy as can be, 'cause
You tickle me
Zoe laughs
Baby Bear: to Telly I see your face and I wanna smile
Telly: You've got me smiling wider than a mile
Rosita: putting her arm around Zoe Days are sunnier when I'm with you
Zoe: And laughs are laughier, too laughs
All: O...
Tanya Tucker: You'll never take the Texas out of me
I guess a homesick country girl is all I'll ever be
And though destiny directs us
You can take me out of Texas
But you'll never take the Texas out of me
I feel at home in Oklahoma
I'm at ease in Tennessee
But my roots are deep in Texas
Home is always in the heart of me
You'll never take the Texas out of me
I guess a homesick country girl is a...
There's my mom and me
And my brother makes three
And as far as I see
We're a family yup a family
I love her and she
Says she really loves me
That's the way it should be
In a family yup a family
Each home may be different
But I don't ask why
'Cause love is all I need to get by
So if you're like me
Love somebody and see
How it works perfectly 1, 2, 3
You're a family
Sometimes you can live only w...
Oh Breathe in. Ah Breathe out.
Oh Breathe in. Ah Breathe out.
Oh, you're alive. Yes, you're alive.
You're ali-i-i-i-ive and that's no jive that's no jive.
You breathe and eat and grow.
And that is how you know.
Ah, ah, ah...
You're alive. Yes, you're alive alive.
You're ali-i-i-i-ive . You're alive.
Oh Breathe in. Ah Breathe out.
Oh Breathe in. Ah Breathe out.
Well a rock's not alive no, no, n...
Broken and beautiful, fractured and rare
Missing pieces that used to be there.
Busted and heavenly, trash from afar
To me you look complete, hey, who needs hands and feet?
When you're beautiful, beautiful,
Just as you are.
Busted and heavenly, of trash, you're the star
Your arms have gone astray,
Your nose is far away,
And you're beautiful, beautiful,
Just as you are.
You're gonna be a star
Somewhere in the sky
Bright and proud, way up high.
You're gonna be a star
Somewhere in the blue
There's a spot just for you
At night when the sky is clearing
You'll talk with the other stars
I bet you'll be overhearing
What Jupiter said to Mars
A shiny little star
Is what you're gonna be--
Just you wait and see
You've got baby eyes and baby toes
A baby face and a baby nose
Ooo woo woo woo woo, you're my baby, my beautiful baby
You've got baby ears and a baby chin
Baby size are the clothes you're in
Ooo woo woo woo woo, you're my baby, my beautiful baby
You've got baby smiles
You've got baby wiles
You always wear those pretty baby styles
You're my B - A - B - Y
You've got a baby mouth and baby cheeks
...
spoken
Who's that walkin' 'round here?
Mercy
Sounds like baby patter
Baby elephant patter, that's what I calls it
sung
Say, up in Harlem
At a table for two
There were four of us
Me, your big feet and you
From your ankles up, I say you sure are sweet
From there down, there's just too much feet
Yas
Your feet's too big
Don't want ya 'cause your feet's too big
Can't use ya 'cause your feet's too b...
Now we're gonna do a dance
And it's bound to be a new sensation
Before very long
It will rage across the nation
Hold on to your seat
I'm warning you in advance
'Cause it's the zany, zesty, zippy, zingy, Zig Zag Dance
It goes:
Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z
Zig Zag
It goes:
Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z
Zig Zag
You turn and turn and you turn again
You turn and turn and you turn again
It goes:
Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z
Zig Zag
...
Well I've seen a lot of letters and it seems to me
There's something real special 'bout the letter "Z"
But boy we're sick of singing 'bout zippers and zoos
There ain't enough "Z" words
Got the ZZ Blues
You can stick with "zebra" 'cause it's tried and true
Maybe mention "zither" just for something new
But once you've shown them "zebra", "zither", "zippers" and "zoos"
You're almost out of "Z" wo...
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Elmopalooza |
I know a tropical island
Where the Mango moon and Banana sun shine
And on this tropical island
There lives a cousin of mine
Sometimes he lives in the water
Sometimes he lives on the land
Sometimes he likes to go sun himself
On soft Caribbean sand
He's a Caribbean Amphibian
He likes to hop in the tropical sea
Caribbean Amphibian
A frog in a coconut tree
The flying fish and the turtles
They've s...
Happy to meet you
Happy to say hello
You're someone
I'd like to know
That's very clear to see
I'm happy to meet you
Glad that you
Wandered by
No need to be too shy
It's only you and me
And though we don't
Know each other well
Somehow it's not
Too soon to tell
Our friendship is
Gonna grow
Who knows how
Far it may go?
Oh, so happy
To meet you
And as the days go by
A possible you and I
Will meet ...
Well, I'd like to visit the moon
On a rocket ship high in the air
Yes, I'd like to visit the moon
But I don't think I'd like to live there
Though I'd like to look down at the earth from above
I would miss all the places and people I love
So although I might like it for one afternoon
I don't want to live on the moon
I'd like to travel under the sea
I could meet all the fish everywhere
Yes, I'd ...
Oh, I love trash
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash
I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn
It's all full of holes and the laces are torn
A gift from my mother the day I was born
I love it because it's trash
Oh, I love trash
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash
I have here some newspaper ...
Some kids just love
To play with dolls
Or put on funny hats
And some make pets
Of birds and fish
And dogs and
Alley cats
That's not the way
I like to play
I'm tired of all these
I need a very
Special friend
Won't you
Help me please?
I want a monster
To be my playmate
I want a monster
To be my friend
I want to get
For my own pet
A real live monster
Who's not pretend
Oh, I want a monster
To be m...
I'm Kingston Livingston the Third, as in three
Named after my dad, and his dad before me
But I'm an original, one of a kind, unique
So kick back and listen up while I speak
I watch all my friends flip their caps to the back
But I kept mine to the front because I like it like that
Not trying to be different, just doing my own thing
So come on, clap your hands and sing
Be yourself, easy as ABC
C...
I, I, I
I love to do the mambo
I, I, I
It is my favorite dance
I won't be shy
As long as I
Can mambo I, I, I
I, I, I
I love to feel the rhythms
I, I, I
I feel like going with them
I could sigh
Whenever I
Mambo I, I, I
It's not the cha cha or the tango, oh, no
It isn't even the fandango, no, no
To do this dance
I'd take a chance
And try ....
Oh, I would try
I, I, I
I love to do the mambo
I, I, ...
I nearly missed a rainbow
I nearly missed a sunset
I nearly missed a shooting star
I nearly missed a rainbow
I nearly missed a sunset
I nearly missed a shooting star going by
While lookin' at my feet, at a crack in the sidewalk
An old tin can by the side of the road
I nearly missed a rainbow
I nearly missed a sunset
I nearly missed a shooting star going by
While studying a brand new hole in my...
Every song the
World sings, each
Was once unknown
Somebody felt a song
Inside and wasn't
Afraid to sing alone
If you feel the music
And you sing it clear
And true
Then the world can
Sing with you
One small voice can
Teach the world a song
Start with one small
Voice till another
Sings along
And then you'll feel the
Music growing full and
Sure and strong
One small voice can
Teach the world a son...
La La La La La
La La La La La
La La La La La
La La La La La
Songs, are around whenever you need them
Songs, follow you wherever you lead them
Songs, they seem to come alive each time you sing 'em
Songs, you can play them straight or you can swing 'em
Songs, don't know how we'd get on without them
Songs, you can hum them, whistle or shout them
Songs can keep you company when you're alone
So fin...
Now we're gonna do a dance
And it's bound to be a new sensation
Before very long
It will rage across the nation
Hold on to your seat
I'm warning you in advance
'Cause it's the zany, zesty, zippy, zingy, Zig Zag Dance
It goes:
Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z
Zig Zag
It goes:
Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z
Zig Zag
You turn and turn and you turn again
You turn and turn and you turn again
It goes:
Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z
Zig Zag
...
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ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen
ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
I wish I knew exactly what I mean
It starts out like an "A" word as anyone can see
But somewhere in the middle it gets awful "QR" to me
ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
If I ever find out just what this word can mean
I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen
It might be kind o...
[Garrotines Kermit the Frog herr?, anda todas O?d lij? to tela o? a lit? bit abat? the color gran?. Do o? kanes hatos gran?? [ci? m?sica] Ella I ama foro e?e hongo. You ese, fragosa are gran?, anda I'm a freg?. And hato menas I'm gran?, o? ?se?]
It's nota hato ensay beb?' gran?
Hanega to sopeando ech? ay the color uf the laves
When I tahe?a ita coluda be nacer? bingo red ora yelmo ora golf
Ora...
[Now what starts with the letter C?
Cookie starts with C
Let's think of other things
That starts with C
Oh, who cares about the other things?]
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for ...
Every time I feel alone
And slightly blue
That's when I begin to think
It's what I'd like to start to do
And though it may not be the kind of thing
That's quite your cup of tea
I recommend you pay attention
To the little dance you're gonna see
Doin' the coo, coo pigeon
Doin' the coo, coo pigeon
Dancing a little smidgeon of
The kind of ballet
Sweeps me away
Doin' the coo, coo pigeon
Doin' the c...
Sesame Street
Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame Street
Come and play
Everything's A-OK
Friendly neighbors there
That's where we meet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street
It's a magic carpet ride
Every door will open wide
To Happy people like you--
Happy people like
What a beautiful
Sunny Day...
Grover: Fuzzy and blue
That's me, I'm fuzzy and blue
It's just the way I grew
Love being fuzzy and blue
I do
I'm fuzzy and blue
You see I'm fuzzy and blue
Yeah, me I'm happy to be
So fuzzy and blue
Herry Monster: Me too
I'm fuzzy and blue
I'm oh so fuzzy and blue
No other color will do
Not when I'm beautifully blue
Grover: It's true
He's fuzzy and blue
Herry Monster: All over
Grover: Fuzzy and...
First your fingers snap
And then your toes start tappin'
Give your knees a slap
And let your hands start clappin'
Anything can happen when you're happy tappin' with Elmo
Don't need a map to find the King of Tappin'
I'm the reddish chap
The one whose arms are flappin'
People, it's a snap
So try some happy tappin' with Elmo
Happy's such a neat emotion
It'll give your feet a happy notion
If your ...
Well, I'd like to visit the moon
On a rocket ship high in the air
Yes, I'd like to visit the moon
But I don't think I'd like to live there
Though I'd like to look down at the earth from above
I would miss all the places and people I love
So although I might like it for one afternoon
I don't want to live on the moon
I'd like to travel under the sea
I could meet all the fish everywhere
Yes, I'd ...
Oh, I love trash
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash
I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn
It's all full of holes and the laces are torn
A gift from my mother the day I was born
I love it because it's trash
Oh, I love trash
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash
I have here some newspaper ...
I believe in little things
That you can hardly see
Like honeycomb and spider webs
And starfish in the sea
I believe in little things
Like icy drops of rain
That melt into the morning mist
When winds are warm again
I believe in little things
Like colors in the sky
And noticing the waves roll in
And how the flowers die
Knowing they'll be back again
Whenever it's July
I believe in little things
L...
Ernie: I've got two eyes
Elmo: Oh, got two eyes
Ernie: So I can see
Elmo: Yes, eyes can see
Ernie: I've got two ears to listen to what you say to me
Elmo: What you say to me
Ernie: I've got a mouth
Elmo: Yes, got a mouth
Ernie: So I can speak
Elmo: A mouth can speak
Ernie: I've got a cheek right here
And here I've got another cheek
Elmo: Another cheek
Ernie: I've got a nose
Elmo: One little no...
Oh, who are the people in your neighborhood?
In your neighborhood?
In your neighborhood?
Say, who are the people in your neighborhood?
The people that you meet each day
a blue muppet, I believe, walks onstage
[Bob: Oh, hi there, little fella.]
[Anything Muppet 1: Hello.]
[Bob: Hey, listen, know who you could be if I gave you this little hat and this bag to go over your shoulder?]
[Anything Mup...
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Rubber Duckie, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you;
woh woh, bee doh
Rubber Duckie, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise
Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend, it's true
doo doo doo doooo, doo doo
CHORUS:
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
rub-a-dub-a-dubby
Rubber Duck...
Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame Street
Come and play
Everything's A-OK
Friendly neighbors there
That's where we meet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street
It's a magic carpet ride
Every door will open wide
To happy people like you--
Happy people like
What a beautiful
Sunny Day
Sweepin' the ...
Sing
Sing a song
Sing out loud
Sing out strong
Sing of good things, not bad
Sing of happy, not sad
Sing
Sing a song
Make it simple
To last your whole life long
Don't worry that it's not good enough
For anyone else to hear
Sing
Sing a song
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Sing
Sing a song
Sing out loud
Sing out strong
Si...
Whenever I go to sleep
In bed when the day is through
I love to count little sheep
Doing the dance they adore to do
With a beat of tiny feet
Baby lambs begin to prance
And then they all start to bleat
The name of their dance
Lambaba
And I count them
Lambaba, Lambaba, Lambaba
Lambaba, Lambaba, Lambaba
Lambaba, Lambaba, Lambaba
Lambaba, Lamba ba ba
Lambaba, Lambaba, Lambaba
Lambaba, Lambaba, Lam...
Saw a monster in the mirror when I woke up today
A monster in my mirror but I did not run away
I did not shed a tear or hide beneath my bed
Though the monster looked at me and this is what he said:
He said "Wubba wubba wubba wubba woo woo woo"
Wubba wubba wubba and a doodly do
He sang "Wubba wubba wubba" so I sang it too
Do not wubba me or I will wubba you
Do not wubba me or I will wubba you
T...
Some of us have feathers
Some of us have fins
Some of us are furry
And some of us have skins
We swim and hop and slither
And leap and soar and run
And we all live together
On a planet of the sun
We are all earthlings
We are all earthlings
Spinning around together
On a planet of the sun
We live in the desert
We live inside a tree
We live high in the mountains
Or deep beneath the sea
We live in ...
[La, La, La, La, La, La. Oh hello there. This is your old pal Grover here.
Oh I am so glad you are here. I was just here all by myself you know.
Oh, but that's okay. I can do lots of things when I'm alone.]
What do I do when I'm alone?
Well, sometimes I sing a little song.
La, La, La, La, La, La.
That is the song I sing.
What do I do when I'm alone?
Well, sometimes I do a little dance.
I jump ...
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