Some may call me pig, but you may call me 5-0
Very few have the nerve
to protect and to serve
Fighting crime
Everyday I put my life on the line
Some may call me pig, but you may call me 5-0
But this job takes its toll
And it's hard to keep control
and sometimes I find myself just beating
the f***ing shit out of you for no reason at all
Call 5-0 911
5-0
Some may call me pig ...
5-0
Some may ...
Mamma's little Baby got busted, busted
Mamma's little Baby's goin down down down down
Down to the cell where Bubba crowns you queen
Where the floors are cold and the bunk's unclean
And the soft bellied white boy gets f***ed 'til he screams
You were born with a different set of rules
You were raised in the Hood by cracked out fools
Now you're taking your guns and knives to school
Proving to you...
It's a dirty job but someones got to do it
So open up your ass so I can look into it
'Cause you never know what you're gonna find
When you ram your fist up a person's behind
Cavity Search on the side of the road
I'm almost positive I'm breking a code
But I'm the one who's in control
It's my job to search your hole
With a rubber glove pulled on my fist
I search your every orifice
Probing you wi...
[Written by Blackmore, Gillan, Glover, Lord, Paice]
[Words butchered by Casey Orr]
Nobody's gonna take my car, it's gonna race you to the ground, yeah
Nobody's gonna take my car, it's gonna break the speed of sound, yeah
Yeah it's a killing machine, it's got everything
Got that driving power license to kill everything
I love it, I need it, I feel it
Yeah, it's a wild thing, all right, hold tig...
X-Cops patrol your streets tonight
and we will judge what's wrong or right
And if you interfere
With what we're doing here
It's your unlucky day
We'll blow your ass away
We are the law
We are justice
You pay our wages
And so you trust us
But if you f*** around
Then you'll be goin down
We'll beat you to your knees
You are the enemy
Because we wear a shield
We have the right to kill
And if the g...
Out on the streets, I'm looking for some crack
I got a pipe in my mouth and a body in the back
So I call the paddy wagon and ram it up her shitter
Paddy wagon rape, I can't get a date
Paddy wagon rape, we are working late
Get on the horn gotta call up the boys
The paddy wagon's rockin', she's makin' lots of noise
So I give the b**** a kiss I give her titty a rub
Yeah the guys really loose it w...
The name is Cobb Knobbler
And you're here with me now
I'll tell ya punks, the name's Cobb Knobbler
Satanic Nazi, Weenie gobbler
I was in the 'Nam, now I'm on the lam
Joined up with the X-Cops, kickin' ass and porkin' chops
The party's over
I wear a uniform
The party's over
I wanna keep you warm
These are moments that I treasure
Agony is placed with pleasure
I know I'll do my duty
I'll restrain...
I got armor piercing bullets in my Taurus '92
It's fully locked and loaded and it's waiting just for you
A nickel plated magnum with the custom fitted grips
A fully auto AK with the big banana clip
A .45 baretta with an extra magazine
A sawed of riot shotgun and the mighty M-16
A back up Colt .380 that I keep inside my sock
All my guns are so much fun I love them like my c***
My 3rd leg is my ...
This is an instrumental song. There is nobody singing
Welcome to New Jersey
It's late at night and you're far from home
Your radio's on and you're driving alone
Until a sign looms from to gloom
The words on that sign are the words to your tomb
It says New Jersey
Shining lights
Bloody face
Rabid dog
Can of mace
He's from New Jersey
Out in the woods, you're cuffed to a tree
The end of my gun is the last thing you'll see
I go through your wallet I t...
You f***ed up you went over the line
You f***ed up you didn't pay your fine
You f***ed up in the third degree
You f***ed up when you f***ed with me
You f***ed up You're going down
You f***ed up
You f***ed up when you f***ed with a cop
You f***ed up when you failed to stop
You f***ed up you should have stayed at home
You f***ed up now I'm crackin' your dome
[ad lib]
You f***ed up when you f***e...
Remote Control of your stinking family tree
Ain't no knight in shining armor gonna sweep your momma off her feet
Spends her life just squirting pups and turning tricks for me
The flick of my cigarette and your Mother's on her knees
On her knees
Turning tricks for me
Giving up the honey
Bringing me the money
Your cheap momma and her monkey and the kindness of my heart
Is all that keeps your fam...
Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Oh
Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Oh
I got the call at 3.33
I arrived at the scene
It was a masonic conspiracy
You don't know what I mean
Crystal meth lab raid
Was the scene of my shame
All my skin got burned away
Now you know my name
Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Oh
Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Zipperpig, Oh
All their planted evidence
Was 911 around me
Exploded ...