Sitting in the backseat of a stolen car
Wondering if we're gonna get very far
Pocket full of bullets for the gun in my hand
Nothing to lose 'cause we're allready damned
The needle on the dash says 105
The needle in my arm makes me feel so alive
Reds in my head and I'm doing just fine
Ten more miles and we'll be at the state line
[Chorus:]
Gonna see my face on TV
Americas most wanted is me
Gott...
im so f***ing sick of you
[repeat]
A life of crimes not easy, sometimes you need some help
Someone to share the risks with, and to help you spend the wealth
Some one to run the shredder, or to help you dig a hole
But lying on the witness stand's the most important role
Show me that you love me true
You know I can't help what I do
You know I'd do the same for you
Be my alibi
Where was I on the fifth of May?
I was here with you a...
theres a party house i know of and its far outside of town
a den of vice and sickness, of infamy and renown
Its a million dollar mansion with graffitti on the walls
this song is way too hard to decifer, and i dont want to get it wrong
wake up in the morining with nothing to do
gotta start the day off with a case of brew
hit the street at noon with beer stinkin breath
go down to the river with a 20 pack of green death
liquored up and pissed off on a saturday
night if the beer runs out theres gonna have to be a fight
scrounging for change just to buy a half rack
well i guess it beats smoking crack
its quantity not quality tha...
Ya get to the party and yell out,
quot;Who's got the cups?quot;
You're on a mission,
a mission to get f***ed up.
Ya baby-sit the keg until
It's spittin' out just foam.
Yer just gettin' buzzed so
there's no talk of goin' home
Beer run Beer run
The keg is fried, let's get
another one.
Beer run Beer run
It's way too early to end the fun.
Beer run Beer run
The kegs have run dry but we've
got money...
Beer shits Beer shits
Run to the crapper again
Will it ever end
I think I need Depends
I think I've got the bends
Beer shits Beer shits
Sliders coming through.
Farting fiery goo.
Spraying out my guts
This morning really sucks
Beer shits that's the pits
My sphincter's shot to hell
Beer shits that's the pits
I'm dying from the smell
Beer shits that's the pits
I'm puking out my ass
Beer shits tha...
Drank a twelve pack and smoked six bowls
Now it's starting to takes its toll
Can't hold it in for too long
You're gonna do the technicolor yawn
Now you've got the vicious spins
Doing pennance for your drunkin sins
I think its time to clear throat
I think you know the anecdote
[Chorus:]
Great big piles of chewed up food
Breakfast lunch and dinner too
There's gonna be some wreckage dude
On your ...
boot party on your head, kick and stomp, until your dead, you just
messed with the wrong bunch of punx, thought we were just a
bunch of stupid drunx, now your face down in a pool of blood
drive your face down into the mudd, you just made your last
mistake, listen to your rib cage break, well our boots got
steel toes, crack your skull, break your nose, kick your teeth
right down your throat, st...
Mr. Brady in a martial spat killed Mrs. Brady with a baseball bat
now in prison his debt will be paid he left six kids with
a drug addicted maid, Alice shoots smack every day of the week,
the kids went wild and they turned into freaks
one day they cooked tiger up for lunch, thats what happened to the Brady Bunch
[Chorus]
They didn't just go into sindication
they practiced all sorts of deviatio...
Wake in the morning my mind is all confused
don't no where to turn or what to do, pour myself
a great big bowl of crispy bits of rice, the cereal
that talks gives me some advice
[chorus]my
rice krispies told me to kill you tonight my
rice krispies never lie - my rice krispies
told me so many things you see, like how the
phone company killed kennedy, how oprah is an
alien and nixon never lied, ...
I've got a cracklab in my basement
I'm a shining example of a junior acheivement
Cooking up drugs on my chemistry set
Twenty-seven grand a week is what i get
[Chorus:]
I've got a cracklab in my basement
Please don't tell my mommy on me
I've got a cracklab in my basement
Every kid needs a hobby
I'm the only kid on my block with an uzi
All the other fourth graders are jealous of me
I'll be a mil...
A man so f***ing punk
he could not survive
a man so f***ing drunk
he couldn't hold the mic
lifestyle to extreme
living on the edge
life style so obscene
no wonder that he's dead
darby was a martyr
he was the prince of punk
he cut himself and bled
shot up so much junk
that now hes f***ing dead
speeding towards a dead end
he fell down on the stage
there was no way back again
for the messiah of o...
What's the point in asking why I do the things I do?
I don't know myself so how'm I gonna answer you?
Stupidity comes naturally, don't care if that sounds dumb
Don't remember what I did last night but I bet I had some fun
Don't ask why, don't ask, I don't even know
Don't ask why, don't ask why, I've just gotta go
Don't ask why, don't ask why, I don't really care
Don't ask why, don't ask why, G...
Well I'm just sick and tired of talkin' on the phone
Sittin' in your room conversin' all alone
Talk Talk Talk Talk Talk Talkin' about everybody else
But what you'd really rather do is talk about yourself
So...
Don't talk to me
Don't talk lt;igt;[x3]
Don't talk to me lt;igt;[x2]
Not even a word
Not even a whisper
Just button your lips
Don't talk to me
Don't talk lt;igt;[x3]
Ya don't talk to me
...
Baby since you went away,
Things they haven't gone my way
My dog just died and my car did too,
I just got fired and the rent is due.
You broke my heart so now I have to kill you,
I'll go downtown, and buy a gun, and that's what I'll do
You broke my heart so now I have to kill you,
I'll go downtown, and buy a gun, and that's what i'll do
You put my stuff out on the lawn
My records melted in the...
Last call has come and gone for us
down at our favorite bar.
We got more beer at home but
we can't walk 'cause' its too far
Got a brand new set of wheel, and
it's parked right out in the back
it's called the DRUNK TANK
and it's hell on tracks
We're having trouble walking
so i guess we better drive.
Don't even have to worry
if we'll make it home alive.
With twenty-seven tons
of fine carbon stee...
I take it all the time
it costs five ninety nine
it always does the trick for me
its not heaven but
it always gets me up
and its the best of legal speed
i'm on ephedrine
I dont know where my penis went
ive been awake for 90 days
I take a dozen hits
throw a ballistic fit
then i stare off into space
thought it would always be
a distant fantasy
to buy white crosses at the store
been drinkin like ...
f*** the endangered species list
they ain't got what it takes to survive
dont tell me i can't eat meat
cause i dont need your cruelty jive
i dont like queers i like to shoot deers
pornography, sounds good to me
BUDWEISER BEER and a record by FEAR
its heaven to me so f*** p.c.
f*** the politically correct
cause thats a contradiction in terms
dont tell me about yer new manifesto
out of my face f...
you say were just a joke
well we are but you dont get it
you think your so progressive
but you know your talking bullshit
do you really think i want you to
when i say suck my c***
if you do then maybe you
shouldn't listen to punkrock
f*** you if you can't take
a joke f*** you
i said i hate everyone
well thats not quite true
if you got no sense of humour
than i really do hate you
not because of...
357 or sawed off shotgun
You've got a right to choose your weapon
Outlaw guns, only outlaws'll have 'em
While I can, I'm gonna go and get me some
[Chorus:]
Want me to give up my gun?
You gotta pry it from my cold dead hand
Want me to give up my weapon?
Ya better be a better shot than I am
Gun control means hitting your target
F*** with me, lets see how far you get
This is the time, this is the...
my minds out of control
its spinning downwards in a whirl
ive got a hate on full of spite
and I'm out to sodomize the world
I'm a hatred engorged member
of the human race
I'll take the world by the hair
and shoot my malice in your face
my lifes a crime of violence
thats just how its gotta be
I'm going to violate
every living thing i see
all you f***ing hippes
I'll show you all what loves
reall...
We worship Ozzy osbourne
jerkin off n' watchin' kiddy porn
gonna sacrifice the niegbours cat
on the altar we built out back
and late at nite when the moon is bright
satan calls and leads us by the balls
to the heavy metal black orgy of blood
mommy thinks its just another phase,
she'll be on the altar on of these days
suburban demon football jocks
in a daisy chain jerkin each others c***s
[Chor...
Load the Beerbuster in the truck
We're going camping don't give a f***
About the wildlife or the trees
F*** the birds and f*** the bees
Got a chainsaw to blaze the trail
DDT to keep the bugs away
M-16's for hunting deer
And a keg of Bud, the king of beers
[Chorus:]
Punk rock party in the great outdoors
Lots of beer drugs whores
Nothing could be more hard-core
Than camping with the Quincy Punx
...
I don't care what you do
I'm not gonna do it I don't like you
Well you can't be what you love
I know that you wont get far
You're gonna die
You're gonna die
You're gonna die
One day
I see your faces you say
I know that you are just play
One day I'll see
The real you
That'll be the day you're through
You're gonna die
You're gonna die
You're gonna die
One day
One, two, f*** you
Me at you it's wa...
I hate the way it smells, I hate the way it tastes
I'll take a pot of coffee, throw it in your face
Coffee shops suck shit, let's burn em to the ground
Meet a coffee fag and on his face I'll pound
[Chorus:]lt;/igt; I hate coffee lt;igt;[14x]
Mrs Olsen I'll burn at the stake
Juan Valdez his sack I'll break
Coffee really sucks it fills me with such hate
The only thing thats worse is f***ing coff...
I hate Christians and I hate Jews
I hate my friends and I hate you
I hate the blacks and whites and reds
I hope to see them all dead
[Chorus:]
I'm not prejeduced, 'cause I hate everyone
And don't you ask me why, 'cause I just think its fun
I hate the politically correct
I hate jocks and I hate rednecks
I hate the corporate f***ing clones
I hate faggots and homophobes
[Repeat Chorus]
I hate cap...
I wish I could leave my d*** at home and
put on a pair of tits, wish I had a nice
pink pussy with a throbbing clit, I wanna
reach beneath my skirt and strobe my
dripping cunt, I wanna put on black
fish nets and go out on the hunt
I wanna be a dyke
I wish I had a virgin pussy untouched by
a man, and a lucious leggy lover that
would be my plan, we'd lube our fingers
up real slick and slam each o...
I've got a little problem
that I can't control at all
I like to kidnap little children
from the local shopping mall
I chop them up in pieces
even though I know it's vile
I'm just a helpless victim
and I'll say so at my trial
they'll never get me
i'm pleading insanity
i'm getting off scot free
i'm pleading insanity
my mommy used to beat me senseless
with a rubber hose
made me play naked twister...
I wanna play the Jerry Lewis telethon
And raise big bucks for MDA
'cause Jerry raises millions every year
And we'll equally divide the pay
I wanna play the Jerry Lewis telethon
With great big famous Vegas superstars
And that jerk with three trained oranguatans
We'll play real fast and smash our guitars
[Chorus:]
Slam dancing with Jerry's kids
And having lots of fun
Singing swearwords on the ai...
My life is such a f***ing bore
I laugh so hard I'm gonna choke
I think I'm gonna end it all
By shooting up a shopping mall
I'll go out in a blaze of glory
I'll be a front page headline story
Take a thousand people with me
They're gonna call me Kamakazi
[Chorus:]
Kamakazi Kamakazi
Crash and Burn
Crashing through the big front doors
in a jacked up 4X4
Uzi blazing in each hand
As I take out the h...
well you say its always darkest
just before it turns pitch black
if you ever had a good time
you'd probably have a heart attack
you've only got two moods
self pity and depression
I'm really f***ing sick of it
so let me give you a suggestion
Kill yourself, Kill yourself, Kill yourself
death might be fun why dont you try and see
Kill yourself, Kill yourself, Kill yourself
just put us all out of ...
Got the weapons and the target picked out,
Everything's set to go
The escape route's clear the cameras are rolling,
It's gonna be a real big show.
We'll kill for out fifteen minutes,
Gonna be prime time terrorists
Got no dogma or agenda baby,
Everyone's on the list
I'll show ya something that's really cool,
With fertilizer and diesel fuel.
Gonna be on television,
with a prime time dose of terr...
It's not just a choice it's a responsibilty
Let's not just keep it legal let's make it mandatory
A quot;final solutionquot; for all of humanity
We'll be the last generation and end the insanity
Don't breed Don't breed
That's the last thing that we need,
It's just another mouth to feed
Don't breed Don't breed
The next generation is f***ed up already
Mass sterilization before they reach puberty
...
It's always been my fondest dream'
I saw one in a magazine,
And sent my order off six weeks ago
Today a package came for me,
From the Thompson company,
The postman smile and winked
and seemed to know.
It was a Tommy-gun
Model M1-45
And as I opened it up,
I was the happiest boy alive
You know I'd have a lot more fun,
if only I had a machine-gun
You know I'd get alot more done,
if only I had a m...
throw a ten pound box of
roofing nails onto Hwy. 94
got nothing better to do than watch
the cars crash cause my lifes a bore
chainsaw down some power poles
and leave people in the dark
plant anti-personnel mines
on the bike paths in the park
malicious mishief
and my body count grows higher
standing in the warm glow
of a 4 alarm house fire
malicious mishief
bring the city to its knees
a living ...
believe it or not i wan't always this f***ing cool
i used to get a lot of shit when i was back in school
but one day i turned the tables on all those assholes
I filled em' all full of 9mm bullet holes
murder at the senior prom
mass murder at the senior prom x2
I padlocked the gym doors the night of the senior prom
under the bleachers i planted several pipe bombs
stood up on the balcony sub-mac...
I've got a bomb shelter in my backyard
With a years supply of beer, some guns and a deck of cards
Just me and the band a couple girls with big tits
We're having a party on the eve of the apocalypse
The Punx'll survive the nuclear blast
Then the world will be ours at last
We'll ransack the local armory
And get all kids of high tech weaponry
Living in the rubble of World War III
Safe in a fortif...
Rush Limbaugh don't know shit about,
quot;The Way Things Ought To Bequot;
Let's over throw the government,
leave everything to me
I've got a plan, yea
you could call it a vision.
I'll be the dictator
and make all the decisions.
This is my America,
that's how it's gonna be,
I've always wanted my own
nuclear capability
This is my America,
that's how it's gonna be,
This is my America
one nation u...
Sitting in my room
and I find I'm outa smokes.
All my money went to beer
so now I'm f***ing broke
Need a drag of something
so I'm digging through the couch.
I roll up all the butts
from every ashtray in the house
I got a couple shitty smokes
but there's still a case of beer
I haven't gone this long
without a smoke in f***ing years
with all this speed that's in my brain.
If I dont get some ciga...
I'm sick of reality, I don't know what to do
I guess I'll just shoot some smack and maybe sniff some glue
If you think you're going nuts from working hard all day
Just relax and do some drugs 'cause you know what they say
[Chorus:]
No brain no pain lt;igt;[4x]
Eating pills like they were candy, drinking lots of beer
I took so much acid I'll be tripping for a year
I'm gonna freebase babypowder,...
[Chorus:]
Let's nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke Seatle
It'll be a vicious bloody battle
Let's nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke Seatle
We'll slaughter em like a bunch of cattle
I wanna see Seatle in flames
'cause there bands all sound the same
PearlGarden is totally gay
Let's just blow the f***ers away
Seatle gone in a mushroom cloud
I'll push the button and I'll be damn proud
[Repeat Chorus]
Let's make a cra...
part of the problem
not part of the solution
dont wanna think about it
i can't see any conclusion
part of the problem
not part of your solution
dont wanna think about it
dont care about your revolution
i just wanna drink and f***
i just wanna have some fun
i just wanna be number one
i just want a punk rock girl
my brain is in a whirl
i just wanna rule the world
part of the problem
never will b...
Theres a party at my place
Bring a healthy appetite and a liter or a case.
We got a barbecue pit out back of the house
Turning on a spit with an apple in his mouth,
Is the walkin' slab of bacon that tried shutting us down.
Now he's basted in beer and turning golden brown
Pig roast It's my favorite meal
Pig roast Let's hear you squeal
Pig roast It's a hell of a deal
'cause doughnut fed porker t...
you drink coffee at the right cafes
and b**** about the rights of gays
i drink beer down at the river
and b**** about my swollen liver
you listen to the P.C. groups
and wear you brand new DM boots
mind controlled by profane existance
f***ing crass hole keep your distance
I'm Punker Than You
you spike your hair with soap not glue
you drink robatussin too
you think punk is something new
where we...
I don't care if people stare
i burn thier f***ing eyes
and its ok the things they say
i know there f***ing lies
cycle boots, and leopard skin
studs n spikes and safety pins
stick up their nose dont like my clothes
their just f***ing whores
i got a use for steel toed boots
kick down you f***ing doors
style like, razor blades
style like broken glass
well if you can't handle that
kiss my f***ing ...
Hassidic psychos with a twist,
A crazed obbsession for performing Bris
All in black with long side-locks,
And wire strippers for your c***s.
Keep your trousers zippered up tight
Meshugana Moils out tonight
They've got a contract out on you head
They'll circumsive you in your bed
They'll strap you down and prune your putz
Don't wiggle or you'll loose your nuts.
Keep your trousers zippered up ti...
F*** you and your political scene
Give me a Fangoria magazine
Wann talk philosophy? Well maybe later
I'm watching Bride Of Reanimator
[Chorus:]
Violence, Gore, and Mutilation
Dismemberment Decapitation
Blood guts gore veins in my teeth
They just call me a blood-sucking freak
Chainsaws and drill bits dripping with gore
That'd what I use my power tools for
[Repeat Chorus]
Hellraiser, Hellbound, ...
Can't tell your ass from a hole in the ground
You'd lose your f***ing head if it wasn't screwed on
You smile and you nod like you understand
I'll slap that grin off your face with the back of my hand
You're a drroling f***ing moron with a hole in your head
A shit talking veggie who'd be better off dead
An imbecile, an idiot a perpetual sap
You've gotta read the directions on a child-proof cap
...
You cut me off in traffic, Butt in front of me in line.
One day you'll get what's coming but till then I'll bide my time
Rude waitresses and waiters, the assholes at the DMV,
And that macho jocko drunk whose trying to pick a fight with me.
You're on the lost.
You're on the list. Of people who I owe some payback to.
You're on the list. You're number seven-hundred, thirty-two
You're on the list....
Now that I'm blind I can finally see
It's a beautiful thing that'd happened to me
Among the living dead is where I wanna be
Let me eat your brain and I'm sure that you'll agree
[Chorus:]
Oh Tina if you really love me
You'll let me eat your brain
My life has gone now and passed away
But death is a party I'm here to say
Send more cops Come out to play
Come on little baby and I'll show you the wa...
Drive, sleep, McDonald's, play
Drive, sleep, McDonald's, get faced
Drive, sleep, McDonald's, no pay
Drive, sleep, McDonald's, f*** you
Drive, sleep, McDonald's, play
Drive, sleep, McDonald's, get faced
Drive, sleep, McDonald's, no pay
Drive, sleep, McDonald's, f*** you
I've got no culture but Mcdonald's and Coke.
if yours goes any deeper, well I'll treat it like a joke.
Don't know anything about foreign policy.
If there's a problem I say, quot;Send the marinesquot;
Ugly American
I'm an Ugly American
You call me an Ugly American.
Proud to be an Ugly American.
Your Customs and traditions, well I think they're f***ing wierd.
There's nothing good about foreigner...
I've got a customized hearse with razor edged fins
A fifty-seven Caddilac thats blacker than sin
It's got a four-fifty-four and spikes on the grill
I've got a license to drive, I've got a license to kill
Cruising down main street on a saturday night
See some small town muscle head out looking for a fight
Screech around the corner by the local malt shop
Take out all the hicks and a couple of jo...
We are the drunks
We are the drunks
You's all are punks
'cause We Are THE DRUNX
Kiss stepped on puppies
alice drank spit
lee ving beat up hippies
GG ate shit
quincy punx
quincy punx
we rule this f***ing place
quincy punx
quincy punx
big d***s in youre face
we mix molotovs
we get drunk
we wreck parties
cause were punk
we piss in the halls
we dont care
we wrtie on the walls
cause theyre there
we rule
I'm sick of sitting at home
because I don't have an cash
My cable got cut off
so I watch re-runs of MASH
if money dont't buy happiness
then i don't know what does
if I had some I'd buy some booze,
at least I'd have a buzz.
They say that money's power,
and power's what corrupts.
Well corrupt me quick, I'm really bored
and I could use the bucks
The day will come, I'll get what's mine,
I know the...
Well you say my life is going nowhere
Young dumb and I just don't care
I've got no money and I've got no job
And I lay around like a lazy slob
Walking down the street, kicking up trash
Slashing your tires and smashing your glass
Young dumb nothing better to do
Then have another beer and another lude
[Chorus:]
Young dumb and there's nothing better to do
Young dumb I'm so bored with you
Young du...