By: | created:Sep 3rd 2009, 00:37 | hits:2

The Kiss skit - eminem


[Eminem:]
I'm gonna kill this b****
Im'a kill him
I'm going to f***ing jail
'cause im gonna kill this b****
[Dave:]
Yo man
[Eminem:]
What
[Dave:]
I dont know
I gotta realy really bad feelin about this
[Eminem:]
Man would u shut the f*** up dave you always gotta bad feelin man
Thats her car right there
[Dave:]
Aight let me park
[Eminem:]
Just park
[Dave:]
Im parkin
[Eminem:]
Turn the car off dogg
[Dave:]
Aight
[Eminem:]
Aight we wait
[Dave:]
We wait for what
[Eminem:]
We wait till she comes out and then im gonna f***in kill her
[Dave:]
Man you aint gonna kill no one
What the f*** did you bring that for
[Eminem:]
Man shut the f*** up dog
Just shutup, the f***in clip is empty
[Dave:]
Man dont point that shit at me
[Eminem:]
Its not even loaded b****, look
[Dave:]
Dude, god i f***in hate it when you do that shit
[Eminem:]
Yea but its funny as f***
[Dave:]
Muthaf***a im gonna kill you one of these days i swear
[Eminem:]
Gets you everytime
Is that her?
[Dave:]
where?
[Eminem:]
Right there mothaf***a
[Dave:]
Oohh yeah
[Eminem:]
Aight get down get down
[Dave:]
F***, what u doing to her?
[Eminem:]
Get Down
[Dave:]
What the f*** you want me to get under the car?
[Eminem:]
Yo, who she walkin with
[Dave:]
How the f*** am i suppose to know, you told me to duck down
[Eminem:]
Its the f***in bouncer
Did she just kiss him
[Dave:]
I dont think so
[Eminem:]
Dogg she just f***en kissed him
[Dave:]
No she didnt
[Eminem:]
Shes kissin him
[Dave:]
No shes not
[Eminem:] Gets out car
[Dave:]
Ohh shit
[Eminem:]
Come on
[Screaming Running]

eminem

The Eminem Show
Marshall, sounds like an S.O.S Holy whack unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're f***in' right To the rap mobile, let's go Marshall marshall b****es and gentleman It's show time Hurry, hurry step right up Introducin' the star of our show, his name is Marshall You wouldn't wanna be anywhere else in the world right now So without further ado, I bring to you Marshall You 'bout to witness hip hop in its M...
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones There ya' go Yeah, yo', yo' Have you ever been hated or discriminated against, I have I've been protested and demonstrated Against, picket signs for my wicked rhymes Look at the times, sick is the mind of the Motherf***in' kid that's behind All this commotion, emotions run deep as ocean's explodin' Tempers flarin' from parents, just blow 'em o...
Is this thing on? Where'd everybody go? Guess who's back? Back again Ken is back, tell some men Rub my back, rub my back, rub my back, rub my back Eh, wait hello? Eh, goodnight
Obie, yo I'm sick Damn, you straight dog? That's why I ain't got no time For these games and stupid tricks All these b****es on my d*** That's how dudes be getting sick That's how d***s' be getting drips Falling victim's to this shit From these b****es on our d***s F***ing chickens with no ribs That's why I ain't got no time Yo, I woke up, f***ed up off the liquor I drunk I hadda bag of the sk...
Yo I can't sing it I feel like singin' I wanna f***in' sing 'cos I'm happy Yeah, I'm happy I got my baby back Yo, check it out Some days I sit starin' out the window watchin' this world pass me by Sometimes I think there's nothin' to live for I almost break down and cry Sometimes I think I'm crazy, I'm crazy oh so crazy Why am I here, am I just wastin' my time? But then I see my baby suddenly ...
Intro: Tuning Tv Eminem Snortin Crack Tv Presenter: Hello boys and girls Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships Do you have a daddy? I'll bet you do Door opens who's your daddy? Hailie: Daddy, what're you doing? Beat starts Eminem: Haha Eminem Hailie: Ok then everybody, listen up Eminem: I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me? Hailie: Somebody, please help him giggle i ...
Em, it's Paul, listen Joel just called me and he told me You're in the f***ing back behind his studio Shooting your gun off in the air like it's a shooting range I told you not to f***ing bring your gun around like an idiot Outside of your home, you're gonna get yourself in trouble Don't bring your gun outside of your home, you can't carry it on you Leave your f***ing gun at home
Say ?Goodbye?, say ?Goodbye to Hollywood? Say ?Goodbye?, say ?Goodbye to Hollywood? Say ?Goodbye?, say ?Goodbye to Hollywood? Say ?Goodbye?, say ?Goodbye to Hollywood? Hollywood Say ?Goodbye?, say ?Goodbye to Hollywood? I feel this way Say ?Goodbye?, say ?Goodbye to Hollywood? Say ?Goodbye?, say ?Goodbye to Hollywood? Say ?Goodbye?, say ?Goodbye to Hollywood? I thought I had it all figured out...
So I'm out the game huh? Huh? Yo Dre, we ridin' Whatever Haha Well I'm witcha homies Okay, let's handle the small shit I was born to brew up storms and stir up shit Kick up dust, 'cos 'til I slur up spit Grew up too quick went through too much do too much shit Corrupt, and I'm a pour it on like syrup b**** Thick and rich, sick and twisted, Mr. Butters worth Dre told me to milk the shit for wha...
These ideas are nightmares for white parents Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings Like whatever they say has no bearin' Its so scary in a house that allows no swearin' To see him walkin' around with his headphones blarin' Alone in his own zone cold and he don't care He's a problem child what bothers him all comes out When he talks about his f***in' dad walkin' out ...
I'm a soldier I'm a soldier Na na na nah na na nah I'm a soldier I'm a soldier Yo, never was a thug, just infatuated with guns Never was a gangsta till I graduated to one And got the rep of a villain for weapon concealin' Took the image of a thug kept shit appealin' Willin' to stick out my neck for respect if it meant life or death Never live to regret what I said When you're me, people just w...
People It feels so good to be back Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the new And improved, you know who Never been the type to bend or budge The wrong button to push, no friend of Bush I'm the center piece, you're a Maltese I'm a pitbull off his leash, all this peace talk can cease All these people I had to leave in limbo I'm back now, I've come to release this info I'll be brief and let me ju...
This muthaf***a man It's ridiculous I can't believe itHold on Em What up? Have a seat?Dre, I'll call you back What now? I don't even know where to start Okay I got the album from upstairs And And this is BY FAR, THE MOST Incredible thing I've ever heard
Mmhh You high baby? Yeah Yeah? Ha ha ha, talk to me You want me to tell you somethin'? Uh huh I know what you wanna hear 'Cuz I know you want me baby I think I want you too I think I love you baby I think I love you too I'm here to save you girl Come be in Shady's world I wanna grow together Let's let our love unfurl You know you want me baby You know I want you too They call me Superman I'm h...
[Eminem:] I'm gonna kill this b**** Im'a kill him I'm going to f***ing jail 'cause im gonna kill this b**** [Dave:] Yo man [Eminem:] What [Dave:] I dont know I gotta realy really bad feelin about this [Eminem:] Man would u shut the f*** up dave you always gotta bad feelin man Thats her car right there [Dave:] Aight let me park [Eminem:] Just park [Dave:] Im parkin [Eminem:] Turn the car off do...
We are not in a position to display these lyrics due to licensing restrictions. Sorry for the inconvinience.
Music reality Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference But we, as entertainers have a responsibility To these kids, psyche If I were to die murdered in cold blood tomorrow Would you feel sorrow or show love or would it matter? Could never be the lead off batter If there ain't shit for me to feed off, I'm see saw battlin' But there's way too much at stake for me to be fake There's too much on...
America Ha ha ha We love you How many people are proud to be Citizens of this beautiful country of ours? The stripes and the stars for the rights of men Who have died for the protect? The women and men who have broke their necks For the freedom of speech The United States Government has sworn to uphold Yo, I want everyone to listen to the words of this song Or so we're told I never would a dre...
Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks Two trailer park girls go round the outside Round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside Round the outside, round the outside Guess who's back Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back Guess who's back, guess who's back Guess who's back, guess who's back Guess who's back I've created a monster ...