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I'd Be A Yellow Feathered Loon - of montreal


I'd be a yellow feathered loon for you baby
Be a German shepherd on the moon for you baby
Be a granulated spoon
for you baby
I'd be a camper in a photograph for you
Then when the sun has set
romantic times have passed
And our conversations are a bore
I'll become a different man
So you can get to know me again
I'd be a rubberbanded flute for you baby
Be an union parachute for you baby
Be a baby that's a mute for you baby
I'd be an insecurity in a Tibetan's head for you
Then when the sun has set
romantic times have passed
And our conversations are a chore
I'll become a different man
So you can get to know me again
I'd be a uniform on an imbecile for you
If you want me to die trying I will die to please you
I'd be a pepperminted rook for you baby
Be an unhappy organ donor's book for you baby
Be a straw covered in scum and gook for you baby
I'd be a wrestler in a tuxedo shirt for you
I'd be an antacid with a brown wig on for you

of montreal

The Gay Parade
The crowd gathers the rain The crowd gathers inside the rain The sky is green Greener than a gardener's dream The grass is green Together they sing Gaily gaily glee gaily glee gaily gaily glee Green glass fish glide cream colored glass Umi ni ukande means floating on the sea Me and my pussycat floating on the sea There are blackbirds in rows behind the clouds Pecking at the clouds Poking holes...
I heard a human voice in an adding machine and my brain slipped out of my ear Which made it hard to hear A customer clapping in approval A bird flew through the window And he sucked it right into his mouth I looked on the floor and saw The carpet was turning to glass I lifted my feet very fast and ran out the door I walked to a bus stop there I waited the bus And when it finally arrived I clim...
You should stay away from roses And be careful to avoid chocolate hearts Keep distant from romantic notions Cause that's where love most often starts Be sure to steer clear of diamonds And mink coats are most certainly out too For if she goes in for that kind of thing Just might fall then what you will do You know you've always been the sort Who's truly only fond of the sport And who will neve...
She's not quite like the conventional sister no she's not I've never seen her frown or hold her head down I've never heard her say "I'm bored" or "get away" I tip top topple over for my fun loving nun Cause she has so much fun has so much joy And so much wonderful love for everyone She's not like an ordinary person no she's not She turns a lonely room into a happy place Transforms a grumpy loo...
I'd be a yellow feathered loon for you baby Be a German shepherd on the moon for you baby Be a granulated spoon for you baby I'd be a camper in a photograph for you Then when the sun has set romantic times have passed And our conversations are a bore I'll become a different man So you can get to know me again I'd be a rubberbanded flute for you baby Be an union parachute for you baby Be a baby...
Jacques Lamure is a volunteer fireman He longs to give his life Saving a nice old man and his wife When their house is filled with flames Earning him honor and fame Jacques Lamure is a foreman at a clock factory He wishes he were boss So he could fire that scoundrel William Moss Who always puts him down When Megan Blanchard is around He told himself last year that when springtime was here He w...
Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer He goes smasho and everyone cheers He turns big men into whimpering cowards He's so strong and how I adore him But I'm so weak So much so that I'm afraid to walk alone down my street I know I'll never be as brave as Hector Ormano Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer His smile is so white like elephant ivory He's so handsome and all of his girlfriends Are tall a...
I wish I knew a man Someone to steal me from this sadness I wish I knew a girl Who'd run her fingers through my hair and kiss me Wish I didn't have to pretend That when I'm talking to the floor I'm talking to you If I had a friend then such stupid things I'd never have to do I wish I had a friend I wish I knew a man One who'd help me to stop disguising my feelings I wish I knew a girl Who'd ke...
You clean the bathroom and I do the dishes I water the lawn and you feed the fishes What a neat little domestic life that we live You change the light bulb and I hold the ladder I get the frying pan and you mix the batter What a neat little domestic life that we live All the lonely days are gone Those long lonely days when I was alone And I felt this world was not the place I belonged But then...
Nickee Coco woke up early one Tuesday morning and decided to go for a walk in the tomato field behind her house. As she was walking along she saw a magnificently tall invisible tree and decided to climb up on it. She found the foliage covered branches so comfortable that she fell fast asleep. She was still asleep when nightfall came and her mother became frantic with worry. She ran from house ...
Neither the flowers on the hill or the moonlight on the sea Have ever looked so blue And everything looks new again In that old familiar way The view from my room of the ships on the bay Had come to bore me through and through But they suddenly seem new again In that old familiar way The delicate ballet of blossoms falling off a tree Had long gone unnoticed by me I'm stunned by what now I fina...
I take a walk I mow the grass I don't worry 'bout the years that pass My wife is dead I live alone in my little country home I have my memories and dogs for friends I water the ferns I plant some seeds I make sure to pull out all the weeds And to help myself along I like to whistle this funny little song I sang in my army days when I was young A hot air balloon I will float away At times I'm h...
Hello my name is Claude Robert And I'd like to thank you for spending time with the gay parade We hope you found it enjoyable And that we will see you again very soon Because we've grown quite fond of you And all agree that you make very pleasant company If you ever feel that in your life The moments of gaiety are too few You can always come and visit us Now that you know the way And perhaps s...
All the people look so beautiful While they're marching in the gay parade They make friends with trees and animals They gather up all the countries flags And they burn them There is nothing left on earth to separate them I assure you they feel Completely free and pretty happy All the people look so beautiful While they're marching in the gay parade
He's a miniature philosopher He stands five foot three So no one takes him seriously He's in love with Gertrude Lullaby But she doesn't care for him He's like a house boy to Miss Lullaby And their future looks very dim He's a miniature philosopher He takes notes on all he reads But that doesn't satisfy his needs He's a desk clerk at the bank and trust There's so many contracts and paperwork to...
Tulip Baroo Tulip Baroo The magnetic rollerskater wears a bonnet of blue Bonnet of blue Tulip Baroom though you are four walls You don't make a room don't make a room I caught you covered in tinsel Bouncing your eyeballs off a pinstripe piano Don't you think that I get lonely too? Tulip Balanc Tulip Balanc The mouse caught in the hubcap Goes clanky clank clank Clanky clank clank Tulip Barance ...