These ideas are nightmares for white parents
Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings
Like whatever they say has no bearin'
Its so scary in a house that allows no swearin'
To see him walkin' around with his headphones blarin'
Alone in his own zone cold and he don't care
He's a problem child what bothers him all comes out
When he talks about his f***in' dad walkin' out
'Cos he hates him so bad that he blocks him out
But if he ever saw him again he'd probably knock him out
His thoughts are whacked he's mad so he's talkin' back
Talkin' black brainwashed from rock and rap
He sags his pants two rags and a stockin' cap
His step father hit him so he socked him back
And broke his nose this house is a broken home
There's no control he just lets his emotions go
C'mon
Sing with me
Sing
Sing for the year
Sing
Sing for the laughter
Sing for the tear
C'mon
Sing with me just for today
Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away
Entertainment is danger intertwine it with gangsters
In the land of the killers a sinner's mind is a sanctum
Only you're unholy only have one homey
Only this gun lonely 'cuz don't anyone know me
But everybody just feels like they can relate
I guess words are a motherf***er they can be great
Or they can be great or even worse they can teach hate
Its like kids hang on every single statement we make
Like they worship us plus all the stores ship us platinum
Now how the f*** did this metamorphosis happen?
From standin' on corners and porches just rappin'
To havin' a fortune no more kissin' ass
But then these critics crucify you journalists try to burn you
Fans turn on you attorney's all gonna turn it to
To get their hands on every dime you have
They want you to lose your mind every time you mad
So they can try to make you out to look like a loose canon
You need to spew don't hesitate to produce air guns
Thats why these prosecutors wanna convict me
Swiftly just to get me off these streets quickly
But all their kids been listen to me religiously
So I'm signin' cds while police fingerprint me
They're for the judges daughter but his grudge is against me
If I'm such a f***in' menace this shit doesn't make sense, Pete
It's all political if my music is literal and I'm a criminal
How the f*** can I raise a little girl?
I couldn't I wouldn't be fit to
You're full of shit too Guerrera that was a fist that hit you
Sing with me
Sing
Sing for the year
Sing
Sing for the laughter
Sing for the tear
C'mon
Sing with me just for today
Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away
They say music can alter moods and talk to you
But can it load a gun for you and c*** it too?
Well if it can then the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault and I'll get sued
See what these kids do is hear about us totin' pistols
And they want to get one 'cos they think the shit's cool
Not knowin' we're really just protectin' ourselves
We're entertainers of course this shit's affectin' our sales
You ignoramus but music is reflection of self
We just explain it and then we get our checks in the mail
It's f***ed up ain't it how we can come from practically nothin'
To bein' able to have any f***in' thing that we wanted
It's why we sing for these kids that don't have a thing
Except for a dream and a f***in' rap magazine
Who post pinup pictures on their walls all day long
Idolize their favorite rappers and know all they songs
Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives
So they sit and they cry at night wishin' they die
Till they throw on a rap record and they sit and they vibe
We're nothin' to you but we're the f***in' shit in their eyes
That's why we seize the moment and try to freeze it and own it
Squeeze it and hold it 'cos we consider these minutes golden
And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone
Just let our spirits live on through out lyrics that you hear in our songs
And we can
Sing with me
Sing
Sing for the year
Sing
Sing for the laughter
Sing for the tear
C'mon
Sing with me just for today
Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away
Sing with me
Sing
Sing for the year
Sing
Sing for the laughter
Sing for the tear
C'mon
Sing with me just for today
Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away
Where's my snare?
I have no snare in my headphones
There ya' go
Yeah, yo', yo'
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against, I have
I've been protested and demonstrated
Against, picket signs for my wicked rhymes
Look at the times, sick is the mind of the
Motherf***in' kid that's behind
All this commotion, emotions run deep as ocean's explodin'
Tempers flarin' from parents, just blow 'em o...
Oww, oww, oww
Oh, goddamn
I'm gonna fackin' come
Oh, shit
Fack, fack, fack
Fack I am
I am, I'm goin' to come
I'm comin'
I never seen no chick like this
This b**** can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my d***, of course it is
This b**** don't know what abortion is
So I can't cum in her
F***s like a porn star, looks like Jenna
F*** I'm gonna
Come I think my rubbers comin' off
But oh, it...
Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old
Fed up with life and the way things are going
He decides to rob a liquor store
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play
Alright, stop
Huh?
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
And try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence
But who are you?
I'm your motherf***in' co...
Whoo, hey, how you guys doin'?
You want more?
Alright, then shut up
Shoo bee doo
Shoo bee doo
Shoo bee doo
Shoo bee doo
Shoo bee doo
Shoo bee doo
Shoo bee doo
Shoo bee, snoo be dee bee bop
Girl
Girl, girl, girl
You're my world
World, world world
You're my girl
Girl, girl girl
You're my world
World, world, world
Here's a song for da ladies
Okay, guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright stop, pajama time
Come here little kiddies on my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap
And I don't mean rap as in a new case
Of child molestation accusates
Ah ah ah ah ah, no worries
Papa's got a brand ne...
Step by step, heart to heart
Left right left, we all fall down
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down like toy soldiers
Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win
But the battle wages on for toy soldiers
I'm supposed to be the soldier who never blows his composure
Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders
I am never supposed to show it, my crew ain't su...
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
Yeah,
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He o...
[Intro]
Yeah,
I know sometimes,
things may not,
always makes sense to you right now.
But hey,what'd daddy always tell you?
Straighten up little soldier.
Stiffen up that upper lip.
What you crying about?
You got me.
[Verse 1]
Halie I know you miss your mom,
And I know you miss your dad,
When I'm gone, but I'm tryin to give you the life that I never had
I can see your sad,
Even when you smile, e...
Hi, my name is, my name is
What? Who?
My name is Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, my name is
Huh? What?
My name is Slim Shady
Ahem, excuse me
Can I have the attention of the class
For one second?
Hi kids, do you like violence?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails
Through each one of my eyelids?
Uh, huh
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Yeah, yeah
Try 'cid and get f***ed up wors...
Shady, Aftermath
There she goes shakin' that on the floor
Bumpin' and grindin' that pole
The way she's grindin' that pole
I think I'm losin' control
Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunk, get buzzed up
Hit the strip club, don't forget ones, get the big funds
Get rubbed, zip it up, get wasted, sh face-ted
Pasted, blasted, puke, drink, throw up, get a new drink
Hit the bathroom sink, throw up
Wipe yo...
These ideas are nightmares for white parents
Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings
Like whatever they say has no bearin'
Its so scary in a house that allows no swearin'
To see him walkin' around with his headphones blarin'
Alone in his own zone cold and he don't care
He's a problem child what bothers him all comes out
When he talks about his f***in' dad walkin' out
...
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I?
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I?
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray...
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorce, throwin' he...
Whatever
Dre, just let it run
Aiyyo turn the beat up a little bit
Aiyyo, this song is for anyone, f*** it
Just shut up and listen, aiyyo
I sit back with this pack of zig zags and this bag
Of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be
The most meanest MC on this, on this earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works...
Yeah
It's my life
In my own words I guess
Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
And you know you are their armor
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'em
But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you
And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you?
Wha...
Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Guess who's back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back
I've created a monster
...
Marshall, sounds like an S.O.S
Holy whack unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're f***in' right
To the rap mobile, let's go
Marshall marshall
b****es and gentleman
It's show time
Hurry, hurry step right up
Introducin' the star of our show, his name is
Marshall
You wouldn't wanna be anywhere else in the world right now
So without further ado, I bring to you
Marshall
You 'bout to witness hip hop in its
M...
Where's my snare?
I have no snare in my headphones
There ya' go
Yeah, yo', yo'
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against, I have
I've been protested and demonstrated
Against, picket signs for my wicked rhymes
Look at the times, sick is the mind of the
Motherf***in' kid that's behind
All this commotion, emotions run deep as ocean's explodin'
Tempers flarin' from parents, just blow 'em o...
Is this thing on? Where'd everybody go?
Guess who's back? Back again
Ken is back, tell some men
Rub my back, rub my back, rub my back, rub my back
Eh, wait hello? Eh, goodnight
Obie, yo I'm sick
Damn, you straight dog?
That's why I ain't got no time
For these games and stupid tricks
All these b****es on my d***
That's how dudes be getting sick
That's how d***s' be getting drips
Falling victim's to this shit
From these b****es on our d***s
F***ing chickens with no ribs
That's why I ain't got no time
Yo, I woke up, f***ed up off the liquor I drunk
I hadda bag of the sk...
Yo
I can't sing it I feel like singin'
I wanna f***in' sing 'cos I'm happy
Yeah, I'm happy I got my baby back
Yo, check it out
Some days I sit starin' out the window watchin' this world pass me by
Sometimes I think there's nothin' to live for I almost break down and cry
Sometimes I think I'm crazy, I'm crazy oh so crazy
Why am I here, am I just wastin' my time?
But then I see my baby suddenly ...
Intro:
Tuning Tv
Eminem Snortin Crack
Tv Presenter:
Hello boys and girls
Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy?
I'll bet you do
Door opens
who's your daddy?
Hailie:
Daddy, what're you doing?
Beat starts
Eminem:
Haha
Eminem Hailie:
Ok then everybody, listen up
Eminem:
I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me?
Hailie:
Somebody, please help him
giggle
i ...
Em, it's Paul, listen
Joel just called me and he told me
You're in the f***ing back behind his studio
Shooting your gun off in the air like it's a shooting range
I told you not to f***ing bring your gun around like an idiot
Outside of your home, you're gonna get yourself in trouble
Don't bring your gun outside of your home, you can't carry it on you
Leave your f***ing gun at home
Say ?Goodbye?, say ?Goodbye to Hollywood?
Say ?Goodbye?, say ?Goodbye to Hollywood?
Say ?Goodbye?, say ?Goodbye to Hollywood?
Say ?Goodbye?, say ?Goodbye to Hollywood?
Hollywood
Say ?Goodbye?, say ?Goodbye to Hollywood?
I feel this way
Say ?Goodbye?, say ?Goodbye to Hollywood?
Say ?Goodbye?, say ?Goodbye to Hollywood?
Say ?Goodbye?, say ?Goodbye to Hollywood?
I thought I had it all figured out...
So I'm out the game huh?
Huh? Yo Dre, we ridin'
Whatever
Haha Well I'm witcha homies
Okay, let's handle the small shit
I was born to brew up storms and stir up shit
Kick up dust, 'cos 'til I slur up spit
Grew up too quick went through too much do too much shit
Corrupt, and I'm a pour it on like syrup b****
Thick and rich, sick and twisted, Mr. Butters worth
Dre told me to milk the shit for wha...
These ideas are nightmares for white parents
Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings
Like whatever they say has no bearin'
Its so scary in a house that allows no swearin'
To see him walkin' around with his headphones blarin'
Alone in his own zone cold and he don't care
He's a problem child what bothers him all comes out
When he talks about his f***in' dad walkin' out
...
I'm a soldier
I'm a soldier
Na na na nah na na nah
I'm a soldier
I'm a soldier
Yo, never was a thug, just infatuated with guns
Never was a gangsta till I graduated to one
And got the rep of a villain for weapon concealin'
Took the image of a thug kept shit appealin'
Willin' to stick out my neck for respect if it meant life or death
Never live to regret what I said
When you're me, people just w...
People It feels so good to be back
Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the new
And improved, you know who
Never been the type to bend or budge
The wrong button to push, no friend of Bush
I'm the center piece, you're a Maltese
I'm a pitbull off his leash, all this peace talk can cease
All these people I had to leave in limbo
I'm back now, I've come to release this info
I'll be brief and let me ju...
This muthaf***a man
It's ridiculous I can't believe itHold on Em
What up?
Have a seat?Dre, I'll call you back
What now?
I don't even know where to start
Okay
I got the album from upstairs
And
And this is BY FAR, THE MOST
Incredible thing I've ever heard
Mmhh
You high baby?
Yeah
Yeah?
Ha ha ha, talk to me
You want me to tell you somethin'?
Uh huh
I know what you wanna hear
'Cuz I know you want me baby
I think I want you too
I think I love you baby
I think I love you too
I'm here to save you girl
Come be in Shady's world
I wanna grow together
Let's let our love unfurl
You know you want me baby
You know I want you too
They call me Superman
I'm h...
[Eminem:]
I'm gonna kill this b****
Im'a kill him
I'm going to f***ing jail
'cause im gonna kill this b****
[Dave:]
Yo man
[Eminem:]
What
[Dave:]
I dont know
I gotta realy really bad feelin about this
[Eminem:]
Man would u shut the f*** up dave you always gotta bad feelin man
Thats her car right there
[Dave:]
Aight let me park
[Eminem:]
Just park
[Dave:]
Im parkin
[Eminem:]
Turn the car off do...
Music reality
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference
But we, as entertainers have a responsibility
To these kids, psyche
If I were to die murdered in cold blood tomorrow
Would you feel sorrow or show love or would it matter?
Could never be the lead off batter
If there ain't shit for me to feed off, I'm see saw battlin'
But there's way too much at stake for me to be fake
There's too much on...
America
Ha ha ha
We love you
How many people are proud to be
Citizens of this beautiful country of ours?
The stripes and the stars for the rights of men
Who have died for the protect?
The women and men who have broke their necks
For the freedom of speech
The United States Government has sworn to uphold
Yo, I want everyone to listen to the words of this song
Or so we're told
I never would a dre...
Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Guess who's back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back
I've created a monster
...