Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills
Like the horns on my Silverado grill
And I buy the bar a double round of Crown
And everybody's getting down
An' this town
Ain't never gonna be the same
'Cause I saddle up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
'Cause the girls, they are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
On my old stud Leroy and the girls say
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy," everybody says
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"
Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and bling-blanging
While the girls are drinking
Long necks down
And I wouldn't trade Ol' Leroy
Or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
Or your freak parade
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town
And I saddle up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
'Cause the girls they are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
On my old stud Leroy and the girls say
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy," everybody says
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"
I'm a thorough-bred, that's what she said
In the back of my truck bed as I was gettin' buzzed on suds
Out on some back country road, we were flying high
Fine as wine, having ourselves a big and rich time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go
But her evaluation of my cowboy reputation
Had me begging for salvation all night long
So I took her out giggin' frogs
Introduced her to my old bird dog
And sang her every Willie Nelson song
I could think of and we made love
And I saddled up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
'Cause the girls they are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
On my old stud Leroy and the girls say
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy," everybody says
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"
What? What?
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"
Everybody says
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"
My hair might be a little too long for your taste, my friend
My car might cost a little less then that suit your wearing
I'm glad you stumbled in here on your business trip
Before you close your tab, remember I play for tips
Well, I bet your wife is beautiful
And you're a really big so-and-so
Well, I'm not doing bad myself
Hey, friend don't you know?
I play guitar
And I sing my songs in the su...
I've been a rambler, all my life
Been a bet it all gambler
Yeah I let it all ride
Never been afraid of losin
Yeah there's been times I've lost it all
But it wont really matter
Someday when I'm gone
You can bury me on Deadwood Mountain
By my brother wild Bill and sister calamity Jane
Don't bring me no flowers
Just a six gun smokin
Put me eight feet down
When you bury me
Put me eight feet down
W...
All my life I've been telling myself
I don't need no, no, nobody else
I'm sitting here thinking
Sitting here drinking 'bout you
I look through the mirror and all that I see
Is one crazy lonely sucker looking back at me
I'm sitting here thinking
Sitting here drinking 'bout you
I'm just a man on a mission
Trying to make some decision
Oh, what am I gonna do?
'Cause I ain't going nowhere
If I can'...
Somewhere there's a stolen halo
I use to watch her wear it well
Everything would shine wherever she would go
But looking at her now you'd never tell
Someone ran away with her innocence
A memory she can't get out of her head
I can only imagine what she's feeling when she's praying
Kneeling at the edge of her bed
And she says take me away
And take me farther
Surround me now and hold, hold
Hold m...
Well I walked up to the bar
I laid down my Platinum card
Then I ordered fifty longnecks for my new friends
Well the barmaid passed them out
And before we chugged them down
I held mine up said, "Here's to us and then"
Well this blonde slid up to me
She said, "That was awful sweet"
And then I saw her boyfriend
As wide as he was tall
Well he broke up our hug
With a six foot, five inch shove
And I...
Met a man on the street last night
Said his name was Jesus
Met a man on the street last night
Thought he was crazy till I watched him heal a blind man
I watched him heal a blind man now I see yeah
I live this life until this life won't let me live here anymore
Then I will walk yes I will walk
With patience through that open door
I have no fears, angels follow me wherever I may go
I live this l...
I see people gettin' mad on CNN
Who's right? Democrats or Republicans
I don't care, who's right or wrong
I know a way, we can all get along
Let's take a ride
Let's take a ride on the love train
Unwind, we'll be chuga luggin' all the way
Let's roll, like a stone playin' all day, hey
Let's take a ride
Let's take a ride on the love train, yea yea yea
The whole color thing's never made sense to me...
There's a girl on channel thirteen
I know she's gonna fall in love with me
And I'm gonna win the lottery tomorrow or the next day
I drive a Mercedes Benz
I've got a whole boat load of friends
I'm gonna be on CMT someday
But in my real world
Things don't always turn out so good
Like you wish they would, yeah
In my real world
I'm a little bit messed up and broke
Don't you know? Oh
I got more mon...
Brothers and sisters
We are here for one reason and one reason alone
To share our love of music
I present to you, country music without prejudice, hey
Country boys don't rock and roll
Yeah, the record man told me so
You'll never get it on the radio
Why they tryin' to complicate
The simple music that we make
Oh, 'cause if it moves my soul
I'm gonna keep on rollin', rollin'
Hey, just wanna hear ...
Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills
Like the horns on my Silverado grill
And I buy the bar a double round of Crown
And everybody's getting down
An' this town
Ain't never gonna be the same
'Cause I saddle up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
'Cause the girls, they are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
On my old stud L...
There was a time I tried to kill a man
Just for lookin' at me wrong
Anger so strong I couldn't stop myself
But I was killin' myself one shot at a time
Goin' insane from the pain
The women and the wine
But I finally hit bottom in an alley way
Hell wasn't but a breath away
So I hit my knee's in the street
And begged God for mercy
Last night, well, I told the Devil where to go
You know Heaven's g...
My brakes are on fire, from trying to slow down
I'm always burning my tires
And my horn is too loud
I catch people staring, looking funny at me
When I step to the window and I toss a TV
Sometimes I get crazy and it makes a big scene
But when I hit twenty one I wanna stand up and scream
I'm filthy rich with laughter, I'm too big for the room
You know from two stories up
A zenith makes a big boo...
I'm feelin' like Tonto ridin' a Pinto
Tryin' to chase the Lone Ranger down
I'm a little unraveled but I'm still in the saddle
Cryin' your name out to the clouds, hey yaw, hey yaw
Why don't you meet me back at the tepee?
We'll lay down by the camp fire
There in the dark night, we'll smoke the peace pipe
Forget about who's wrong or right, hey yaw, hey yaw
Yeah, it was a big showdown, oh yeah, we...